Seriously folks, this is the only way I can muster up any enthusiasm for the Donald and his newest incarnation of the Apprentice (Carolyn gone, George gone, syncophantic children in their place, more inane rants by the Donald).

OK Drink up when
The word classy is mentionned
When one of the contestants mentions how important it is for their team to win the challenge (the DUH shot)
Donald's hair is gravity/wind defying
Donald arrives with the full orchestra music
Whenever the word Billion or Trillion is used
Whenever the Donald uses a superlative to describe the product the apprenti are hawking (best, most, fastest, etc.)
Whenever the Donald gets the CEOs of the companies to introduce themselves because he can't be bothered to find out their names before hand
Whenever his children agrees with him in the boardroom (a sip), or, if his kids disagree with him in private (shot)or in front of the apprenti (whole bottle)
The fake shots
whenever Donald is shown closing a fake deal or yelling at a fake contractor over the phone
A gratuitous fake boob shot
Whenever the other team wins because of a last minute deal (or a deal made in the last 10 minutes of the competition)

Please feel free to add your own, or modify the list. (I really don't want to be drinking alone )

I've been Tribed! And I liked it!

• RE: Apprentice Drinking Game LA style,foonermints, 04:46 PM, 01-02-07
  • RE: Apprentice Drinking Game LA style,qwertypie, 06:05 PM, 01-02-07
    • RE: Apprentice Drinking Game LA style,foonermints, 11:41 AM, 01-03-07
      • RE: Apprentice Drinking Game LA style,qwertypie, 12:41 PM, 01-03-07

>Donald's hair is gravity/wind defying<
The view of the Dead Squirrel is enough by itself to drink 'til you're blurry.
BUT..
Ummm, if I follow those suggestions I'll be dead within the first twenty seconds.

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Well OK, who can't not listen to Q? I'll have some of what Arkie's having.