Welcome to Be the Apprentice Game, week four. Please remember that this is a role playing game and not a discussion thread. Please keep all role playing discussions in this thread, and not in other posts. Thanks to Angelfood for starting this game.![]()
Brent, Brent, Brent. You got more airtime this week then I did in all 5 seasons...but how did you cross the line??
Bryce-You are just damn lucky that Gold Rush had to deal with Brent, or you'd been screwed...
Sean...choking on the presentation??
Sean, Alli, Roxanne: Repeat after me: We.are.not.on.Big.Brother!!
Tammy-You are lucky that Brent got himself fired, b/c how can mess up if you just make him the manager of the clothes???
Andrea-I just wanted to wipe that smug smile off your face. You are not that great...it's just a sticker company for goshs sake!
Lenny-Were you so desperate for air time that you had to ruin a world famous chefs meal for everyone?
My apologies for having this up so late. We were slammed at work today and I didn't have a chance to post this thread like normal.
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Lee and Lenny-loved seeing you egg brent on in the suite...Ivanka-is your modeling career not doing so hot? Is that why you feel like you have to be on Daddy's show??
Mr. Trump, this is my second unexplained absence this season...is this all because of the Summer comment?
Oh, my, the things a psychotherapist must deal with. First I have to come to Loser Lodge with these, well, LOSERS, but then, here comes our worst nightmare, Brent! (I shouldn't even be here...it is only because I reminded Mr. Trump of his mother, I know it is, and who wants to hire his own mother?)No need to wear that tight sweater now--I'm not showing off for THIS fruit loop!
He has already eaten everything in the fridge, and Summer had really cooked up some delicious meals. And I caught Stacy in the kitchen trying to sneak a butcher knife out of the drawer...she dislikes Brent even more than I do!
He is acting like a kooky rageaholic who wants revenge on anyone who ever said one word against him his entire life, and this morning we had to go bring him in off the street. He was standing naked in his open bathrobe holding a cell phone yelling something about sending him text messages...Well, at least I won't get bored with all of this analyzing to do. *sigh*
I was hoping for that dreamboat Sean with his sexy accent...it reminds me of--well, never mind. Some things are better left unsaid.
Analyze THIS, Mr. Trump!
Hey - at least you didn't have to chauffer him to Dennys, then Pizza Hut, then Manhattan Bagel, then McDonalds, and THEN to Loser Lodge.There's enough crumbs on the floor of my cab to feed a small African country.
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Oh, thank you, Allie, my sweet! Oh, stop giggling, Roxanne, we don't want the others to hear us. Oh, that tickles...oh, this is the life, I have my chocolate and my vanilla. Oh, I am the luckiest bloke...Oh, am I just too bloody sexy with my accent, or what? Just one word from me, and the girls swoon! I am sure I can become the Apprentice based on just my accent alone. It is the only skill I need (well, right, perhaps it is the only skill I have). So much easier on the ears than that Russki.
I don't know what went wrong with that presentation. Perhaps I should have spent more time practicing rather than pinching Allie and Roxanne on their hineys. I really thought that my beautiful accent alone would cover up any stammering. And of course, the longer the people get the privilege of listening to my voice, the better, right? I guess Mr. Trump did not see it that way.
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I make America a better place, just ask any woman!
Sean, if I had been there I would've at least given you credit for attempting that presentation...
--Carolyn
I don't even know where to start.......Without me Synergy will surely go down in a ball of flames and every last one of them will be here with me in loser lodge. I can hardly wait because I won't have to be nearly as nice as I was with Trump watching.
My first task.....put Pizza Hut on speed dial!!!!
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My daddy loves me. Didn't you hear him say that he would date me? Tramp!