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"Trump's Theme Song"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 12-17-05 at 12:38 PM
Trump would never stand for his theme song being a mere post under "Alla's Themesong"
(and neither would I, to be honest) so we'll give him his own thread.

Trump's Theme Song

("You're So Vain" melody)

Well, I walked into my Finale
And I strutted right up to my throne
My hair was strategically plastered in place
My 'tude it was totally blown
I had one eye on the Nielsens
While plotting the 'morrow's guest spots

And all the wannabees dreamed they'd be my minions,
Prayed they'd be my minions, and

Chorus
I'm so Vain, I know that life's all a-bout Me
I'm so-o Vain, I know life's all a-bout Me
Know it's All a-bout Me.

Well, you knew of me 'long about a decade ago
When I was quite literally screwed
Then I pulled myself up by some boo-oot-straps
And built myself back up to YUGE.
Yes I built my empire right back up
(Wonder who else'll be my stooge?)

And all the while I was glowin' about it,
crowin' about it, and

Chorus
I'm so Vain, I know that life's all a-bout Me
I'm so-o Vain, you know Life's all a-bout Me
Know it's All a-bout Me

Well I flew my 'copter to the top of Trump Tower
I was privately totally peeved
See, I had some cameras down at Mar A Lago
but lotsa viewers got totally skeeved

I had some peeps they were pawns in my weird game
Pawns in my weird game, and

Chorus
I'm so Vain, I know Life's all a-bout Me
I'm so-o Vain, you know it's all a-bout Me,
Know it's All a-bout Me.

We're moving the show out to LA-LA next year
The pressure's on for a girl
Got to keep those Nielsens uh-up there
Even if we make all America hurl
There'll be a fresh new crop of bimbos with brains
And studmuffins made of the same
Let's see what kinda mischief we'll make
In the land of the exasperatingly lame

I got some peeps who stand by me,
peeps who stand by me

They're called
Melania my babymama
Burn-y my maindood,
Georg-y my yesguy
Caro-lyn my henchgirl
Rona my mouthpiece
Robin my eye candy

Editors(my ruin)!

and.....

All Together Now:

Chorus
You're so Vain, you think life's all about you
You're so-o Vain, you think life's all a-bout you,
Think life's all about you.


dedicated to my hometown of Los Angeles

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"RE: Trump's Theme Song"
Posted by bigrock on 12-17-05 at 12:47 PM
The entrance song for Darth vader,

I AIN'T SKEERED!?!

"RE: Trump's Theme Song"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 12-17-05 at 03:04 PM
Any words for us?
"RE: Trump's Theme Song"
Posted by mysticwolf on 12-17-05 at 03:17 PM
Beauty. (So was Alla's theme, btw. But, I wasn't posting in this forum yesterday. Wonder why? )


Bad Wolf! by PM
Too busy hitting alert.

"RE: Trump's Theme Song"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 12-17-05 at 03:23 PM
Thanks, Mystic but Alla's Themesong was a newbie's post. It was brilliant. It inspired my Randal's theme and my Trump's theme. I hope people enjoy them. It was a kick writing them.

"RE: Trump's Theme Song"
Posted by mysticwolf on 12-17-05 at 03:34 PM
Oops, sorry. I'll have to look for Randall's Theme. Must have escaped me in all the dups.


Bad Wolf! by PM

"RE: Trump's Theme Song"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 12-17-05 at 03:38 PM
LAST EDITED ON 12-17-05 AT 06:05 PM (EST)

It's in the Alla's Themesong thread. I just bumped it. Thanks to the newbie for posting that thread! Very clever idea. (So is *BuckeyeGirl's "Be The Apprentice" game, which I promise to play next time, since the doin's will be held in my hometown.)

*Edited to change Angelfood to BuckeyeGirl.

"RE: Trump's Theme Song"
Posted by Puffy on 12-17-05 at 05:19 PM
That was really funny. I especially liked "Yuge" instead of "huge." I didn't know the next Apprentice will be in Los Angeles. And now I'll go check out the other theme songs. You were inspired for this one!




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"RE: Trump's Theme Song"
Posted by ARnutz on 12-17-05 at 05:48 PM
Bravo!!! (Brava???)

That was wonderful!



Wholesome christmas traditions by Bob!
Psssst... Apprentice 5 will still be in NYC, but Apprentice 6 will be in LA.

"RE: Trump's Theme Song"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 12-17-05 at 05:54 PM
Poo! I was already making plans with Puffy to write some L.A. themed songs. Now We'll have to wait. Oh, and it's Brava.

Thanks for the heads-up.


Sigpic by Seana

"RE: Trump's Theme Song"
Posted by D Trump on 12-19-05 at 00:42 AM
Here's a song for you:
The Donald threw a party in the county jail.
The Carolyn and George was there and they began to wail.
Randal and Rebecca was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You are a total idiot for reading this.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the Apprentice Rock.