LAST EDITED ON 12-17-05 AT 04:22 PM (EST)LIGHTEN UP, PEEPS!!!
Like the esteemed Dabo always says, SMILES ARE FREE.
Randal's Theme:
(Sung to the tune of "Respect")
What you want,
Trumpy I got it
What you need,
Trumpy I got it
All I'm askin' for's a
Lotta respect at the office
All I'm askin' for's a
Pile-a cash in my coffers
RE-RE, RE-RE, RE-RE, RE-RESPECT!
What you say?
Becky I GOT it!
What you do?
Becky I DID it!
Ain't gonna diss ya
Now that you're done
Ain't gonna 'member ya
Now that you're gone
All I'm askin' for's a
Lotta respect at the office
All I'm askin' for's a
Pile-a cash in my coffers
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to be me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Lookat me, Kwaaaa-me!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
See ya, see ya DT!
Better not get attached to me.
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
Beck-y!
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
DT!
RE-RE, RE-RE, RE-RE, RE-RE SPECT!
I'm about ta give DT
A run for his money
I'm about ta do
All them Uptown honeys
All I'm askin' for's a
Lotta respect at the office
All I'm askin' for's a
Pile-a cash in my coffers
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
Beck-ee!
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
DT!
RE-RE, RE-RE, RE-RE, RE-RE SPECT!
Ooo, DT's disses
Worse than pou-tine
G-d am I gonna
Hate that rou-tine!
All I'm askin' for's a
Lotta respect at the office
All I'm askin' for's a
Pile-a cash in my coffers
RE-RE, RE-RE, RE-RE, RE-RE SPECT!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to be me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Looka me, Kwaaaa-me!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
See ya, Mister DT!
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
DT!
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
Here I come Kwaaamm-ee!

And for you fetish freaks: Whip it to me, Whip it to me, Whip it to me, Whip it to me, HEY!