I have to preface this by saying, I like Nicole better than Paris, but since the thread is about replacing Nicole, here goes.I would say...
Bridgette Neilson. Now that would be a hoot, and perhaps she would simply snap Paris in half and put an end to ME having to keep up with this woman's life. I just can't stop,and I don't know why.

It is astonishing how foolish humans can be in groups, especially when they follow their leaders without question - States: The Bene Gesserit View. All States Are an Abstraction.