Jesus Proofs-----------------------------------------------------------------
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black
He called everyone "brother"
He liked Gospel
He couldn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
He went into His Fathers business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot all the time
He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures
But the the most compelling of all were the 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do
No offense meant - this came from a comedy site.
No offense meant - this came from a comedy site.Okay SG...another California bashing joke huh?
I must confess that last year I was downtown shopping when I happened to notice a barefoot, long-haired man dragging an 8-ft crucifix while walking down the middle of the street! Being the busy-body, curious type that I am, I asked him what he was doing. Well, he was walking across the United States to spread the word of God. And his final destination was Santa Rosa, CA which is certainly a nice, bucolic area in Northern California, but hardly the place I would expect a crucifix carrying man to end his mission. He was evidentally stopping in our community because he needed passage over the bridge to get to his promised land. You can't walk over The Carquinez Bridge...so one of the local shopkeepers let him throw his crucifix in the bed of her pick up truck and drove him across the water. Too bad he couldn't have just walked across the water, huh?
And yes, I gave him a couple bucks before he went on his merry way!
Funny joke SG!