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"I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by snoocharoo on 03-10-03 at 11:42 AM
I wasn't even going to come to SB today, but I NEEDED some bluebirds of happiness to battle these chickens of depression that seem to be trying to take over my life.

1. Monday fvcking sucks. No two ways about it. Every single assshole in the US (about 3/4 of the population conservatively) is out and about clogging up the road ways and making life generally miserable.

2. CHASE MANHATTAN BANK SUCKS AZZZZ. They screwed me on my mortgage accelaeration program. They deducted 2 mortgage payments and charged me a fee of $500 for participation. I have $6.00 left to my name until Friday. Thank Goodness Mc Donalds has a dollar menu.

3. Why is it that the people with the LEAST clue make the MOST money????????? Can someone please answer this for me? Just because some little rich kid spent 4 years drinking himself stupid in college spending all daddy's money and has a piece of paper that says "I BE EDUCATED AN SHIIT" that makes them more valuable then someone with years of LIFE EXPERIENCE!!! I don't get it.

It scares me to think of how well this country would operate if the people who knew what they are doing weren't so busy teaching elementary school kids, driving taxi's and taking dictation.

4. I'm sick. Not sick as in I have a cold but sick as in I have to have surgery on the 15th (the ides of March no less) and start a course of mild radiation. Just so you know, I have a high concentration of pre-cancerous cells in my cervical canal, it sucks and I am VERY upset about it.

5. Pre-Pubescent children are truely agents of Satan himself. Lil Snooch aka HipHopSnooch/Lil Rapper has decided that she wants to be a "homie" and has been listening to all this crazy music where they talk about rubbin on your booty and such. This morning she wanted to wear a do-rag to school with a pants 4 sizes too big hangin off her heiney. She also had on a BRA!! She doesn't even have boobies yet, she just has boobie buds. I told her to show her father what she was wearing to school...she changed immediately.

I was on-line and one of her friends IM'd me and said "yo G, you be chillin and flossin in the ghetto". Okaaaaaaaaaay. #1 we do not live in the ghetto. #2 My daughter is NOT a "G" unless G stands for GIRL. #3. Ain't no 10 yr that I know that should be "chillin and flossin".

Joe and I are confused. Who took our sweet little Snoochie and replaced her with Jerry Springer's HipHopSnooch???

WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! What a sucky day.

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"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by Esbea on 03-10-03 at 11:50 AM
"chillin and flossin in the ghetto"......?
Dental hygiene in the sub-zero? I have no freakin clue what that means. Yo.
ps. check your mail


"Humor is not a mood, but rather a way of looking at the world."

"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by SurvivorOverlord on 03-10-03 at 11:50 AM
Wow sweetie...you have had a bad day {{{{HUGS}}}} Okay the Bank Really SUCKS AZZ...that is just bad....leaving you with 6 bucks! I am terribly sorry to hear about your health problems....you will be in all my thoughts and prayers...as far HIPHOPSNOOCH.....I think they all go through this stage these days...my 12 year old son did for about 6 months...finally got out of it....but it was rough for awhile....heck tell her if she trys that crap again, that you'll bust a cap in her azz.

*SMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOCH*....hope your day gets better sweetie!


"It's only cheating if you get caught".....Al Bundy

"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by desert_rhino on 03-10-03 at 11:52 AM
No Bluebirds of Happiness. Sorry, snoochie.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

God may exist, but He's off at the other end of the Universe doing something more interesting, and He's left Loki in charge.

-- JV


...I think He's actually just on Vaca... when you've got all eternity, what's 2 millenia in the Bahamas?

"Snooch"
Posted by Q on 03-10-03 at 11:53 AM
First, I am truly sorry to hear about the results of your test. I will be hoping and praying for the best for you. You have given me so much support and strenth in the past, and now I want you to know I will be here for you whenever you need me. Stay positive.

Second, boy children sure are a handful, er I mean blessing. It seems like lil'Snooch is trying to grow up and be a bad girl. I wonder were she learned it from. I have this sneaky feeling strong willed women may run in your family. Since I have no idea how to advise you, I will just say, hang in there. Do what you and your DH think is best.

Since my very bad week, things are starting to get better for me, so all I can say is hang in there and realize there is positives despite all the negatives. Its advice that was given to me by lots of peeps, and it worked.

Love,


It is astonishing how foolish humans can be in groups, especially when they follow their leaders without question - States: The Bene Gesserit View. All States Are an Abstraction.

"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by L82LIFE on 03-10-03 at 12:02 PM
Snooch-I'm really sorry abut the test results. I have you in my thoughts and prayers. Things will be fine, keep thinking positive.

As for 'Lil HipHop Snooch, my step daughter went through the same phase. She was even starting to speak with that grating, gang-rapper type of accent. Boys were calling all the time, and she was pushing her limits as far as she could (remind me to tell you about the time when she was supposed to be spending the night at her friend's house, and the friend came knocking on our door looking for her. Idgit!). They do get past it-honestly. My stepdaughter is now a mother and a responsible adult. Snooch Jr. will get there, too. In the meantime, think boarding school. LOL!

{{{HUGS}}} for my Snoochie.


"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by snoocharoo on 03-10-03 at 12:08 PM
I may kill her before she makes it to adulthood.

Sherman get the Way-Back Machine...we're taking HipHopSnooch back to infantcy when she was cute and sweet.


"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by Red Lady on 03-10-03 at 03:22 PM
Snooch...I'm sorry your Monday is not shaping up as planned. Sometimes a good rant is all ya need to make things better...right?!

*snooch smooch*
"embarrass your child"
Posted by sorgee on 03-10-03 at 03:36 PM
my son pulled that homey in the hood crap. one day we ran into a few of his friends at the grocery store and i started talking like a gangsta ho in front of the kids and their parents. my son was mortified. (i had to call the parents up after he went to bed and explain what happened. we all laugh about it now...)

sorry to hear about the cells. be brave and hang ontight. you're probably going to go on a huge emotional roller coaster ride, but i swear things will get better. you just gotta keep moving forward. and keep smiling. and if it gets too bad, just kick someone's a$$.
(thinks snooch is far to funny to ever downcast instead of sunny.)

"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by snoocharoo on 03-10-03 at 03:37 PM
the saga continues....

1. I am waiting for a check to arrive via Airborne from thebank that screwed me. I had to pay to have it sent Airborne (which is our SUCK-AZZZ competitor so not only did I get screwed but I had to fraternize with the enemy) no check yet....

2. On Friday I got ANOTHER foster dog. You may be asking "Snoochie, have you lost your mind?" to which I reply a hearty YES, YES, YES!!!!! Anyway now I have a 14 wk old lab/boxer female named Joy, but I call her Puppy Girl. Well, my DH was in VT this past weekend and it was complete and utter CHAOS at my house. At one point there were 6 children of various ages and sexes playing in the mud outside, BrownDog, Puppy Girl, Sabbath and two cats. It's all a blur...I remember lots of juice boxes and tears (mine).

Today I go home at lunch to potty the beasts and low and behold there is Puppy Girl sitting in the middle of the living room rugh with shredded toilet paper all over like confetti. (YipEE) It seems that PG is a controtionist and somehow flattened herself and squooze out of her metal crate and wreaked havoc and destruction on my home. So I spent the lunch hour cleaning up puppy poop and toilet paper. At least she left me some TP to clean it up.

"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by minitroll on 03-10-03 at 08:21 PM
I spent the lunch hour cleaning up puppy poop and toilet paper. At least she left me some TP to clean it up.

Oh Snooch, you always make me laugh! Believe me, I know how you feel, I've been there with the pups. It would take me a week to list everything they tore up or pooped on when they were little.

On a more serious note, I hope all goes well with your surgery and treatments. You will be in my prayers.


"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by Wheezy on 03-10-03 at 03:44 PM
Ack! *hugs* Snooch! check your email.


wheeeze

"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by nailbone on 03-10-03 at 03:52 PM
Poor Snooch-baby. I'll be praying for you, sweetie.

As for the HipHopIdiot, I have one of those. I explained to him and his moron friends that they weren't Dawg, they were'nt named "G" and they didn't have "homies". I reminded them that they're a buncha white kids from West Texas and they sound like a buncha idiots talking like ghetto black kids.

I like Sorgee's solution better, though.


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"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by desert_rhino on 03-10-03 at 04:01 PM
mmrrppmmh

drrmmmmmphpt!

-- JV


must... not... SAY... IT!!!

"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by samiam on 03-10-03 at 03:55 PM
I'm so glad my kids aren't at that stage yet.

*passing the Calgon to snooch*


Two words: military school

"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by snoocharoo on 03-10-03 at 04:06 PM
YET being the operative word in that sentance. Freakin hormones...

OMH Freakin Whore Moans!!! WOW!!!!! I rock!


"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by Bebo on 03-10-03 at 04:06 PM
* hugs to snooch *

Sorry about the test results. I'll keep you in my thoughts (my nice ones, not my evil ones).

But I must admit, I love sorgee's gangsta ho solution!

"How old am I?"
Posted by FesterFan1 on 03-10-03 at 04:26 PM
"Flossin"? What the hell is that? You mean people don't say "gnarly", "totally" and "fer sure" anymore.

Gag me with a spoon. Guess I better sell these parachute pants, then.

Fester <-- Has been known to "helicopter" given some cardboard and a nice flat surface.

"RE: How old am I?"
Posted by snoocharoo on 03-10-03 at 04:45 PM

yo dawg you be doo-doo whack in da dome piece.

I said I wouldn't do it. We agreed that we wouldn't do it. But alas we have done it. Somehow Joe and I have become...

*****THE UNCOOL PARENTS****

We *were* cool, I mean afterall we did tour with the Dead and we own a van. If that doesn't qualify as "cool" then I don't know what does.

All I keep hearing is my mother's voice taunting me..."TURN DOWN THAT DAMN BOOMBOX (this was back in the day...)BEFORE I GO DEAF" and "Just wait until you have kids of your own".

She cursed me...DAMN YOU MOM!

"RE: How old am I?"
Posted by nailbone on 03-10-03 at 05:10 PM

>
> *****THE
>UNCOOL PARENTS****
>
That's redundant, my dear. Parents, by definition, are uncool. I love to rock music and I know all the "hip hop" lingo so I can understand what the little morons are saying. But I would never use it myself. And the rick music I like isn't what the "cool" kids listen to. Sorry, doll, but you'll never be "cool" again. You *can* be "retro" however. And that's sorta cool.


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"It's Monday?"
Posted by Superman on 03-10-03 at 04:41 PM
Honestly, the only reason I knew that today was Monday is because that zany Garfield was complaining about it too.

Superman - Hope your day gets better!


Criminals From the Neck Up

"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by anotherkim on 03-10-03 at 07:57 PM
Uh, guess that means you don't want that kid you made a bid on?

I am so sorry to be laughing HipHopSnooch...that whole exhange is too funny for words. And yes, all children that age through 14 are the devil's spawn. You only understand this when you have to deal with them.

Banks suck.

I hope the treatments aren't too tough...will be thinking of you!

Another Kim--thinks we should all drink for Snooch!

"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by Femme on 03-10-03 at 07:59 PM
Well, I'd say "at least you're still alive" but I don't think that would help ya so much.

Femme

"We are men of action; lies do not become us."
"RE: I HATE MONDAY!!!!!!!"
Posted by Silvergirl1 on 03-11-03 at 00:14 AM
So sorry to hear that your day was so bad - the bank, the kid, the surgery - eeeeek! I sure hope Tuesday looks better.

I'll be thinking and praying for you about the surgery. It's always scary to hear the "C" word.

{{{HUGE HUGS}}}

A Silverchild original, 2002