The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you 20,000 dollars minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings. . . "

• RE: Texas Women....,wendyp, 01:50 PM, 02-20-03
• RE: Texas Women....,Q, 01:53 PM, 02-20-03
• RE: Texas Women....,SurvivinDawg, 01:54 PM, 02-20-03
• RE: Texas Women....,PackMan, 02:19 PM, 02-20-03
• RE: Texas Women....,nailbone, 02:41 PM, 02-20-03
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    • RE: Texas Women....,nailbone, 03:23 PM, 02-20-03
      • RE: Texas Women....,wendyp, 03:55 PM, 02-20-03
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          • RE: Texas Women....,wendyp, 04:07 PM, 02-20-03
            • RE: Texas Women....,nailbone, 04:09 PM, 02-20-03
            • RE: Texas Women....,SurvivorOverlord, 04:25 PM, 02-20-03
              • RE: Texas Women....,nailbone, 04:27 PM, 02-20-03
        • RE: Texas Women....,SurvivorOverlord, 04:05 PM, 02-20-03

That has to be EAST TEXAS you are talking about!! Those of us in South Texas would atleast ask for the double wide too!

He He. I'm just surprised she had to think for a moment.

It is astonishing how foolish humans can be in groups, especially when they follow their leaders without question - States: The Bene Gesserit View. All States Are an Abstraction.

I love Texas women.

A favorite title from a country song: "Texas Women Don't Stay Lonely Long".

Nuff said.

Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

Aww, koko. Thanks for the laugh.

If you don't have time to do it right the first time, when are you going to find time to do it again? - Anonymous

Beautiful!! And the fact that she was a teasip (from the university of Texas) makes it even funnier!!

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Just knew you would bring attention to that part Boner

As a graduate of UT I can proudly say...I think I know that girl!

--trying to find a double wide for Wendy really fast

I started to toss in a shout out to you, bud, but then I decided to see how long it'd take you to find it.

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I started to toss in a shout out to you, bud, but then I decided to see how long it'd take you to find it.

Okay now the title had Texas and Women and you thought you needed to shout out to SOL!?! *giggles*

No no no *whacks Wendy* I saw "the university of Texas" and thought of SOL, knowing of his affiliation with that place.

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*giggles* I knew the UT connection, but I still think the women and Texas brought him here. That is my story and I am sticking to it!

Oh for sure it was the "Texas" and "women" that brought me here, just not what made me think of SOL.

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Texas women will always get me here sweetie!!

To quote another great fellow statesman Stevie Ray Vaughn

I've been with women from California, I've been with girls from Idaho
But you ain't seen love, no in-between love, like the Texas women I know.

The girls are pretty, out there in Georgia, but have you ever been to San Antone'
Down here in Texas we've got it made, ooooh it's gettin' better everywhere I go.

Chorus:
Texas women...Youv'e got to see those Texas women, that's for sure
Texas girls......I can't get over Texas girls....there ain't no cure.

We've been in Houston and Texarkana, we've played the halls if Abilene
Those Texas women keep getting finer, it's the damn'dest thing I ever seen.
They got that look, ain't no denying
Those Texas women drive me out of my mind.

--I think that says it all

Amen, Brother Stevie, amen!! Ain't no women like Texas women. And OT Texas women are the hottest of all!

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*WHACKS Wendy*

just cause I like it

"It's only cheating if you get caught".....Al Bundy