Ok, so we get to the theatre.....
Two wait lines have been set up in the lobby, I'm thinking, for Biker Boyz? Nope...the Recruit (at which I look longingly at) and Final Destination 2 (what! a waiting line for that!). One good thing I learned about going to a sucky movie, you can walk right in and get a decent seat.
Honey gets soda and popcorn (at least it wasn't a total waste, mmmm popcorn).
Lights go dim. Previews start showing (btw, best part of the film). Then ta-da, the feature.
Here it is in a nutshell......
Vroom, vroom...Smoke is the main man (can't remember who plays him), anyway he is THE BEST motorcycle rider around and all the young punks want to race him. He's gang is called Knight Riders. and he's got THE BEST motorcycle machanic around (Eric LaSalle from ER). And THE BEST mechanic in the whole world has a kid that wants to beat, gasp, Smoke!
First major scene - The 7-UP guy (up yours) races Smoke, blows his engine, looses control, bike flips and wham right into Eric LaSalle. Boom, dead. (poor Eric, not much of a part after leaving ER) Funeral, crying. Kid hates Smoke but still wants to beat him. Has to prove himself.
Ok now it gets really sketchy cause by this time I had snuggled down on Honey's shoulder and "rested my eyes"!
I have perfected the ability to sleep with one ear open, so when the audience laughed (not often) I would laugh, I know not a noble thing to do, but self-preservation is a wonderful thing.
Wake up with rested eyes for a bit...Gasp....Kid is Smokes son! shame on Mom.
Rest my eyes again....oh wait, Micheal from Roswell has a small bit, maybe I should watch after all? Naw, he's really bad in this movie too. Back to resting eyes.
Wake up again, surely it's almost over. Awww, yes, Kid and Smoke are racing, Smoke has some paternal urge so LET'S Kid win. (Oh yeah, while I was "resting my eyes" Roswell Micheal and Kid and a bunch of other losers started a gang of their own called, yep you guessed it, Biker Boyz.) So all the Biker Boyz come roaring up to Kid and Smoke, Smoke and Kid hug, Smoke rides off and ta-da again, end of movie.
Barf, gag, can you say WORST.MOVIE.EVER, well maybe not ever, Nightmare before Christmas WAS pretty bad.

Just for you Tech.

THE END

PS. Next time just take me to the XXX theatre, PLEASE!

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• RE: This one's for Tech.......Biker Boyz review,TechNoir, 09:38 AM, 02-07-03
• RE: This one's for Tech.......Biker Boyz review,nailbone, 10:14 AM, 02-07-03
• RE: This one's for Tech.......Biker Boyz review,Esbea, 10:29 AM, 02-07-03
  • Chicago,Silvergirl1, 05:48 AM, 02-08-03

Woo woo !!! eXcellent review. I only have one tiny complaint -- you didn't tell us about the best part of the movie, the previews.

Hope you are well rested and fed Thank you.

"Half of Tech's charm is that sometimes I have no idea what she's talking about" -- True

>THE END
>
>PS. Next time just take
>me to the XXX theatre,
>PLEASE!
>
Now THAT was a fun movie!! I love Vin Diesel!!!

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Great summary Ahtum...not too far off from what was expected. You had me hooked right at the beginning with something that bugs me to NO end. "FINAL Destination..2!?!?!?" When did they realize the first one wasnt THE final destination? Thats as bad as the Never Ending Story 2. Seems to me, that if it IS a "never ending story" it might be another chapter, but not another story. Please...a little originality. At least they gave a little thought to the sequel to The Matrix. ok..rant over...hope you enjoyed your nap and that you get to go see Chicago veryvery soon!

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