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"Reason #1 why it's awesome to be an American"
Posted by kingfish on 08-05-17 at 12:33 PM
Not being Canadian.



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"Hows About Dual Citizenship?"
Posted by foonermints on 08-05-17 at 09:10 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-05-17 AT 09:11 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 08-05-17 AT 09:11 PM (EST)

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Waffley?


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"RE: Hows About Dual Citizenship?"
Posted by kingfish on 08-06-17 at 12:51 PM
That works. Having a Canadian passport is useful.
"RE: Hows About Dual Citizenship?"
Posted by foonermints on 08-06-17 at 02:14 PM
Free health care!

Well, hopefully GOOD health care. No surgery done by Anthony Hopkins.

No "transplants" neeether!

"Reason #2"
Posted by cahaya on 08-12-17 at 09:46 PM
It's awesome being an American just for being an American, inept as our President is.

Think about it. You could have been born a Bangladeshi and your odds of a good life are very slim.

There's always the philosophical debate about "why was I born here and now" compared to the multitude of possibilities.


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You could have been born as one of trillions of ants!

"Life Expectancy"
Posted by foonermints on 08-12-17 at 10:17 PM
In places like Nepal was 42 years.
"RE: Life Expectancy"
Posted by kingfish on 08-13-17 at 03:32 PM
I guess people just kept falling off the mountain. Some sure footed Sherpas aren't so sure footed.
"RE: Life Expectancy"
Posted by kingfish on 08-13-17 at 07:33 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-13-17 AT 07:34 PM (EST)

Also, with all those sherpas falling down on them, the people down below probably didn't have long to live, either. It's a wonder anyone got to 42 yrs.

Animals too. Probably a lot of animals got squished.

All we have to worry about in Foonerville is Igor forgetting to tend to the still.

"RE: Reason #2 why it's awesome to be an American"
Posted by kingfish on 08-16-17 at 10:40 AM
Americans don't start counting at 471,652.

"RE: Reason #2 why it's awesome to be an American"
Posted by cahaya on 08-16-17 at 02:02 PM
>Americans don't start counting at 471,652.

Yeah, Americans have this fondness for counting backwards, starting at ∞.


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Either that or 10.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Blastoff!

"RE: Reason #3 why it's awesome to be an American"
Posted by kingfish on 08-16-17 at 10:41 AM
We're not Mexico.



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"RE: Reason #3 why it's awesome to be an American"
Posted by foonermints on 08-16-17 at 12:57 PM
Thank The Baby Jesus!

Mexico: A place to travel to, then leave..

Hopefully not your liver!


"RE: Reason #3 why it's awesome to be an American"
Posted by kingfish on 08-17-17 at 11:33 AM
Mexico. I'm thinking 'fly over' on the way to Costa Rica?

Used to be such a great place to visit. Even to linger for a while. But now, best not.

"RE: Reason #1 why it's awesome to be an American"
Posted by foonermints on 08-18-17 at 11:03 AM
Social Security. Finally.. my Money!
"RE: Reason #1 why it's awesome to be an American"
Posted by foonermints on 08-22-17 at 12:53 PM
Well, I've decided to wait a while..
"RE: Reason #1 why it's awesome to be an American"
Posted by kingfish on 08-22-17 at 02:22 PM
The longer you wait, the more you get. And the closer you are to that last check.

"RE: Reason #1 why it's awesome to be an American"
Posted by foonermints on 08-29-17 at 11:42 AM
bump
"RE: Reason #1 why it's awesome to be an American"
Posted by kingfish on 09-01-17 at 08:48 PM
An other reason: we can bump scammers to the bottom of the page.