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"And there is light again."
Posted by kingfish on 04-08-17 at 06:09 PM
Or should be.



Cap2 Patched me

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"RE: And there is light again."
Posted by foonermints on 04-09-17 at 12:03 PM
That would be ME, of course.


i am KukulGod!

"RE: And there is light again."
Posted by foonermints on 04-10-17 at 11:20 AM
*Poops on DUI Boy*
"RE: And there is light again."
Posted by kingfish on 04-10-17 at 01:18 PM
May the midnight poop-light shine on DUI boy, and may he be forced to swim back to Switzerland. It's his fault that he picked a landlocked country to pretend to be from.
"RE: And there is light again."
Posted by cahaya on 04-11-17 at 08:48 PM
Sorry, fooner, but did you know that 'cahaya' translates to 'light' in Malay?

I am here again, indeed.


syren's light

"And again..."
Posted by cahaya on 04-11-17 at 08:53 PM

Rays of light by tribe.
"RE: And again..."
Posted by kingfish on 04-12-17 at 00:26 AM
Now I know a word in Malay. Next, tell me what is Malay for "Where is the men's room?"
"RE: And again..."
Posted by cahaya on 04-12-17 at 10:08 PM
Di mana tandas lelaki?
"I got it!"
Posted by foonermints on 04-12-17 at 10:37 PM
"Where is the man's Leaky?"
"RE: I got it!"
Posted by cahaya on 04-13-17 at 00:52 AM
Di mana pisang tuan? (slang)

Pisang literally translates to 'banana'

"Looks for connor01.."
Posted by foonermints on 04-13-17 at 10:51 AM
*Laughs and points at tiny PissantG

Stay out of Canada, Drunkie!
"RE: I got it!"
Posted by kingfish on 04-13-17 at 11:31 AM
How about the next most common phrase for a tourist, "Do you have a pretty sister?"


"RE: I got it!"
Posted by cahaya on 04-13-17 at 01:35 PM
Adakah awak adik yang cantik?

A possible response to someone like you: Taklah. Muka dia seperti muka ikan!

"RE: I got it!"
Posted by kingfish on 04-13-17 at 02:07 PM
I'll tuck that away in my phrase book. And I'll also need the Malay for "Lawyer", "How much is bail?" and "I'm a celebrity, get me outta here!"

"RE: I got it!"
Posted by cahaya on 04-13-17 at 07:12 PM
Go messing with a Malay Muslim girl and you'll need a syariah lawyer.

There are two parallel, but separated, judicial systems in Malaysia -- the civil courts for the heathen and the syriah court for the enlightened.

"*Waves Glass*"
Posted by foonermints on 04-13-17 at 10:10 PM
Of Moonshine.. I'm enlightened! Here come de Judge!
"RE: *Waves Glass*"
Posted by kingfish on 04-14-17 at 09:30 AM
That would be "mason jar"?

(Got to keep up with the hillfolk fashions)

"RE: *Waves Mason Jar*"
Posted by foonermints on 04-14-17 at 10:10 AM
Uh oh! I forgot my etiquette! Being an uncouth savage in the hinterlands. We just barely cover outrselves with animal skins, you know.


Icecat bounces everything!

"RE: *Waves Mason Jar*"
Posted by kingfish on 04-14-17 at 11:37 AM
Ah yes, the hinterlands, where the air is fresh (cough, cough, sneeze, sorry, allergies) the sunshine is free (as is the skin cancer), and you can drink out of a naturally running stream (enduring the occasional bout of beaver fever).

But the moonshine is free (for a dollar) at the price of being skinned of ones barely covering skins after a night of celebration by someone who woke up before you did, requiring you to go out and kill another buffalo. And those suckers don't go down easy.

I prefer the plum brandy moonshine.
And getting naked in the rain.
You don't have to be into yoga,
if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight,
in the shade of an old oak tree,
Then you should know, moonshine is for thee.

.

"RE: And there is light again."
Posted by foonermints on 04-16-17 at 04:25 PM
*bump*
"RE: And there is light again."
Posted by greenmachine on 04-18-17 at 12:44 PM
foonermints beat me too it but, bump

"GreenMachine.."
Posted by foonermints on 04-18-17 at 04:47 PM
Is on my new Secret Santa list.

No fret, Kingfish, I'll drudge up some 20 year old McCallans or some cheap red wine.

"RE: GreenMachine.."
Posted by kingfish on 04-18-17 at 09:26 PM
Time to party. In a dignified way, of course.

"RE: GreenMachine.."
Posted by foonermints on 04-19-17 at 10:48 AM
Fish bbq?
"RE: GreenMachine.."
Posted by greenmachine on 05-01-17 at 02:08 PM
salmon if possible! (Or king fish)