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Original Message
"Public Service Announcement"
Posted by Bebo on 05-18-16 at 05:29 PM
LAST EDITED ON 05-18-16 AT 05:29 PM (EST)

Hi, I'm Bebo. I'm not a doctor, but I play a moderator for reality TV. I'm here to talk to you about a serious problem. There has been a significant outbreak of a disgusting disorder called PBOWS.

PBOWS, or Piss Bebo Off With Spam, has spread through landlines, email addresses, cellphones, and even internet forums. What are the signs of PBOWS?
- Using an American name in an attempt to mask your Indian accent while you pretend to offer Windows support.
- Thinking that I would rather take a survey than eat dinner or watch paint dry.
- Offering to set me up with MILFs or helping me to grow my male appendage even though I am an awesome chick with a fabulous rack who doesn't need one of those silly little appendages.
- And, of course, wanting to sell me a fake passport. Tell you what, I'll be happy to meet you in a particularly warm place - you go first and wait for me there.

Side effects of PBOWS include:
- Yelling
- Calling you names
- Not just speculating you are compensating for something - just flat out saying that you are compensating.
- Incessant mocking
- Removing your stupid posts from the forums, even I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. True, you're not a celebrity, but I'll get you our of here anyway.

Do not cross the Bebo. Especially not on the night of the Survivor finale.

Consider this a black box warning on the f'in instructions.


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"RE: Public Service Announcement"
Posted by foonermints on 05-18-16 at 09:30 PM
Alerted.

"RE: Public Service Announcement"
Posted by kingfish on 05-19-16 at 09:15 AM
Ring ring ring.

Hello.

How are you today? What? Three teams are racing for the finish right now? Jeff is reading the final voting results for sole survivor? Well, I think you'll agree that this message is more important that a trivial final episode of a reality show, or even of the last episode of CSI Alpha Centuri.

Hi. My name is Bill, and I want you to think for a moment about those poor little big eyed abandoned pets that could be someone's treasured pet. If you could see my mournful tear streaked face you'd be crying too, they are just so darn cute. And they could be your's Bebo, as many as you like, they could be your pets and they would be there to provide protection from all those nasty spammers. Ugh! I just hate them, don't you?

Here's how. Using our handy dandy doggie instructional shock collar ($19.99, and if you respond right now with a high limit credit card, you get two for the price of one) they can be readily taught to attack phones during crucial TCs, and to tear the throat out of anyone who's hand even comes close to your front door bell between 8:00pm (7:00 pm central) and 11:00 pm (10:00pm central) on final Tribal Council nights.

We've had tremendous success with our Spam guard dogs, and Speaking of things tremendous, we'd like to get your feelings (this isn't a survey, we just want to get you to answer a few questions) about why Donald Trump should be the next Czar leader of the free world with the power to enforce that freedom using the most destructive weapons the world has ever seen, and who has promised to keep America White, like the Lord (you are a good Christian, aren't you, who believes that America was meant to be white? If not, please stay on the line for a message from the Reverend Billy Bob) intended.

He also wants to make sure that everyone has to show their driver's license before taking a pee, and a birth certificate before going #2 to make sure that your kids are protected from being in a place where stuff doesn't come out of the wrong holes.

Finally, about that silly appendage, and that fabulous rack, we have a deal for you. We want you to try, free for one month, a new web site called "Picture This" where you can win free dates with elite (our definition) society type males/females (your choice) just by posting pictures of those silly appendages and racks. It is a no kidding one time only full time job offer, and if that silly appendage has been grown artificially, well, we have a backlog of customers for that.

Waiting to hear from you Bebo, just keep in mind that there is a slight (10 hour) time difference between the your state and mine.

And if you want to use the bathroom, you might want to consider getting a new passport of the highest quality...



A Tribal Whoopee! We're all gonna fry.

"I wonder.."
Posted by foonermints on 05-21-16 at 01:25 AM
»Hi, I'm Bebo. I'm not a doctor«

If she likes to play "doctor"

"RE: I wonder.."
Posted by kingfish on 05-23-16 at 08:32 AM
LAST EDITED ON 05-23-16 AT 10:38 AM (EST)

Doesn't every one here like to play Doctor?

I get to be the Sturgeon fish.

(BTW, Thanks Bebo, or whoever it was (I'm assuming it was you) that deleted certain posts).

"Why?!"
Posted by foonermints on 05-23-16 at 09:14 PM
"Thanks"?

My once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a Moldavian passport nixed forever!

"RE: Why?!"
Posted by kingfish on 05-24-16 at 08:25 AM
Your wouldn't like them anyway. Moldavians are, well, they're sorta moldy. That's why they call then Moldy-vains.

Romania, now that's the place! Very romantic, and they hate the frogs.

"I Only Play a Toad on TV"
Posted by foonermints on 05-24-16 at 09:36 PM
And in Romania it sounds like I don't need quaaludes, unlike Bill Cosby
"RE: I Only Play a Toad on TV"
Posted by kingfish on 05-25-16 at 11:42 AM
LAST EDITED ON 05-25-16 AT 02:10 PM (EST)

You got to go to the state of Catatonia for that.

"Word on the Street is.."
Posted by foonermints on 05-26-16 at 08:06 AM
That he smuggled at least 50 women across THAT border, all for No Good.


Maybe there's a payday in it?

"RE: Word on the Street is.."
Posted by kingfish on 05-27-16 at 08:21 AM
It was the fault of the state of Catatonia.

I mean, what's a predator pervert supposed to do? OK, he could have thawed out a piece of liver, but maybe he didn't think of that? Besides, how much would 50 livers cost. I bet a lot.


"RE: Word on the Street is.."
Posted by foonermints on 05-27-16 at 09:08 PM
He could always compensate with a cheap Chianti.
"RE: Word on the Street is.."
Posted by kingfish on 05-28-16 at 08:30 AM
And I bet it was he who called Bebo during the last episode of Survivor and asked if she wanted a fake passport, or his useless appendage.

We are getting a full frontal out of it though. So...?

"No Point"
Posted by foonermints on 05-28-16 at 11:09 AM
Well, maybe. (^)..

foonermints: always posting within the law of good characters..

Y(^)

"RE: No Point"
Posted by tribephyl on 05-29-16 at 02:03 AM
Why not... ( . Y . )

Or my favorite... (__!__)



Different strokes, I guess.

"RE: No Point"
Posted by cahaya on 05-29-16 at 02:35 AM
( * )( * )

Let's see Icey make bouncies out of those!

"RE: No Point"
Posted by tribephyl on 05-29-16 at 02:37 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"RE: No Point"
Posted by kingfish on 05-29-16 at 09:47 AM
I think I'm looking at my next prison tat.
"Don't!"
Posted by foonermints on 05-29-16 at 11:36 AM
Drones will target you!
"OTOH"
Posted by foonermints on 05-29-16 at 11:42 AM
It may enrage Gloria Steinem.
"RE: Public Service Announcement"
Posted by kidflash212 on 05-30-16 at 10:16 AM
I haven't set anything on fire around here in a while.


Tribe!

"RE: Public Service Announcement"
Posted by kingfish on 05-30-16 at 12:46 PM
You're still wearing that ankle monitor.
"I'm Not"
Posted by foonermints on 05-31-16 at 10:40 AM
"RE: Public Service Announcement"
Posted by Seana2 on 05-31-16 at 04:26 PM
My children refuse to tell the telemarketers that I am dead.



"So You Post"
Posted by foonermints on 05-31-16 at 07:47 PM
In The Dead Forum.

Makes perfect sense to me!

"RE: So You Post"
Posted by kingfish on 05-31-16 at 08:36 PM
I have the hardest time telling a robot caller anything too. They just go on and on and on and on and on and on...

(This is where my Dead Fish sig goes).

"Seana"
Posted by foonermints on 05-31-16 at 09:44 PM
Can make you one.


Maybe..

"RE: Seana? Guess Not"
Posted by foonermints on 06-06-16 at 11:03 PM
Dead.
"RE: Seana? Guess Not"
Posted by kingfish on 06-07-16 at 08:18 AM
It's OK. I'm still thinking about that Bebo full frontal anyway.


"Droopy?"
Posted by foonermints on 06-07-16 at 09:04 PM
Maybe just tired.
"RE: Droopy?"
Posted by kingfish on 06-09-16 at 12:42 PM