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"Sundays.."

Posted by foonermints on 09-27-15 at 01:54 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-27-15 AT 01:55 PM (EST)


Always good for enjoyment..

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"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by kingfish on 09-27-15 at 06:51 PM
Speaking only as a friend, watch those mood swings.


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by foonermints on 09-27-15 at 07:32 PM
What, from my normal fun self? How dare you!
Just to mellow myself out furthur, I'm posting another thing about Hilary..

"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by kidflash212 on 10-10-15 at 06:03 PM
She appears to be courting the goth vote:


"Jesus!"
Posted by foonermints on 10-10-15 at 10:31 PM
That right arm tubing could clear her as "BloodBag" on "Fury Road".
Oh, I'm sorry! how did you get a picture of my ex wife?


"RE: Jesus!"
Posted by kidflash212 on 10-12-15 at 09:46 AM
It was in my secret santa package last year

"RE: Jesus!"
Posted by kingfish on 10-12-15 at 12:45 PM
Goth Granny!

"Hilary?"
Posted by foonermints on 11-23-15 at 11:36 AM


"RE: Hilary?"
Posted by kingfish on 11-23-15 at 01:41 PM
I would not let that woman kiss my baby.

She looks like a baby eater.


"RE: Hilary?"
Posted by cahaya on 12-16-15 at 12:34 PM
You have a baby? Pray tell, is it a baby mermaid, a cross between fish and human?


"RE: Hilary?"
Posted by kingfish on 12-21-15 at 01:38 PM
Truth be told, when you have 10,000 offspring at a time, it's hard to tell.

And, if another truth be told, another very sad truth, most of then are eaten before they are named. There's a reason the ocean is blue.


"RE: Hilary?"
Posted by cahaya on 12-23-15 at 01:17 AM
Good sir, may I bring to your attention that you mentioned a singular baby out of those 10,000, never mind the other 9,999 left to the predators, with you fully exposed to the Right to Lifers...

I would not let that woman kiss my baby.

Surely, you had a name in mind for your singular mermaid baby, perhaps chosen from here:

http://nameberry.com/list/381/Mermaid-Baby-Names

With you being the Kingfish, surely she is a PrincessFish, complete with a Victoria's multi-colored Secret Seashell Bra!


Smurfy snowy holiday present by agman

Her bra lines run in Fibonacci spirals, you fibber!


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by foonermints on 10-15-15 at 10:11 PM
Get Ready For Friday Night..

"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by kingfish on 10-16-15 at 08:35 AM
Friday night Wrestling:

Goth Granny vs. Ronda Rousey

Let's get ready to...RRRRRRRRRUMBLE!


"Hank Marvin"
Posted by foonermints on 11-14-15 at 03:12 AM
Always a Gift.

Good Saturday


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by jbug on 11-15-15 at 07:03 PM
Yes. Sunday is a very good day to stop in and Sao hello to old friends.

Watched ng football. Trying not to fell asleep. It's too late for a nap.

Yawnnnn n n



"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by jbug on 11-15-15 at 07:04 PM
Screen too small to fix those typos.

"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by kingfish on 11-16-15 at 01:58 PM
This is a good place to nap.


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by jbug on 11-16-15 at 11:48 PM
yes. It is very quiet here.


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by foonermints on 11-19-15 at 10:56 PM
*Naughty Pinch*


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by kingfish on 11-20-15 at 11:52 AM
Is that the same as a Tennessee Poke?

They are in the naughty column, at least.


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by foonermints on 11-22-15 at 03:29 PM
Anything that heats up your dog

"RE: Sunday Leftovers.."
Posted by foonermints on 11-23-15 at 03:59 PM

"So It Isn't A Sunday"
Posted by foonermints on 12-16-15 at 01:16 AM
I was just in Hawaii, at Pearl Harbor, and a friend sent me this:

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the
sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.
"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"

For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..
To the window that danced with a warm fire's light
Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night."
"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December,"
Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam',
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.
I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.

Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white, and blue... an American flag.
I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home.
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall."

"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."
Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."

>


"RE: So It Isn't A Sunday"
Posted by kingfish on 12-16-15 at 11:16 AM
That memorial will affect you.

Nice to see you back, hope you had a good time.


"Thanks!"
Posted by foonermints on 12-21-15 at 09:26 AM
Two hours in a helicopter around Kona was fun!
So was the Pineapple wine..


Handcrafted by RollDdice


"Saturdays too.."
Posted by foonermints on 01-09-16 at 11:33 PM


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"...but mostly...Sundays"
Posted by tribephyl on 01-10-16 at 01:42 AM

It's past midnight, right?

"Friday Nights, too."
Posted by foonermints on 01-16-16 at 01:45 AM

"RE: Friday Nights, too."
Posted by kingfish on 01-17-16 at 10:08 AM
And it's Sunday again.

Funny how that works.


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by foonermints on 01-31-16 at 06:25 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-01-16 AT 12:52 PM (EST)

So? I wasn't into music. Tired on working on stuff for EOD too..


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by foonermints on 03-20-16 at 12:38 PM
CTgirl Chupacabra!
OK. Maybe Saturday Evening..

"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by jbug on 03-20-16 at 08:38 PM
Sunday, Sunday, so good to me
Sunday mornin´, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Sunday mornin´, Sunday mornin´ couldn´t guarantee
That Sunday evenin´ you would still be here with me

yea, a little liberty taken


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by cahaya on 03-21-16 at 03:30 PM
I found my own true love was on a blue Sunday
She looked at me and told me
I was the only one in the world
Now I have found my girl
My girl awaits for me in tender time
My girl is mine, she is the world
She is my girl
La, la, la, la

My girl awaits for me in tender time
My girl is mine, she is the world
She is my girl


Agman's Muse

Song here.


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by kingfish on 03-22-16 at 01:17 PM
Eeinie Meenie Miney Moe
Catch a passing beauty by the toe

When she hollers "let go my toe"
Tell her you don't love her any mo'.

When she says "Who The Hell are you?"
Tell her "Oops, sorry, thought you were Maya Angelou".


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by cahaya on 03-22-16 at 01:33 PM
I'll put a Steve Martin-esque Dm riff to that verse.

Strum, strum, strum...


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by kingfish on 03-23-16 at 10:18 AM
Taking up the Banjo are you!

Good for you, the banjo is a fun instrument to play. You have to ignore the groans from the audience when you unpack it, but screw them, it fun to play.


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by cahaya on 03-23-16 at 11:15 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-23-16 AT 12:01 PM (EST)

I wish. The only time I've played a banjo is many years ago on a friend's instrument which he fondly named Suzie. I got a 12-string Washburn acoustic for my birthday about a year ago and that's what I'm playing if I'm not jamming on the Yamaha electric.

I've got Steve Martin's first album The Crow: New Songs for the 5-String Banjo (it's a great listen) and I love his dance on the porch scene at the very end of The Jerk. He's got rhythm!


"To Heck With Elton John"
Posted by foonermints on 03-25-16 at 09:42 PM
Maybe Friday Nights are good for Fighting?



"Maybe Not"
Posted by foonermints on 03-26-16 at 10:09 AM
I love Elton's Cloggs at the end of the song.

Pursesnatch!
Replying to your own post: A sure sign of sanity.

"RE: Maybe Not"
Posted by kingfish on 03-26-16 at 10:11 AM
If you won't talk to yourself, who will?

"Bah!"
Posted by foonermints on 03-26-16 at 12:15 PM
Whiskey.


And dynamite.


"How Come?"
Posted by foonermints on 03-28-16 at 09:05 PM
I am feeling Fat?


"RE: How Come?"
Posted by kingfish on 03-29-16 at 09:30 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-29-16 AT 09:51 AM (EST)

Are you feeling your head?

Hardy Har Har!


"RE: How Come?"
Posted by foonermints on 03-29-16 at 08:52 PM
No BBQ for YOU!
/Soup Nazi

"RE: How Come?"
Posted by cahaya on 03-30-16 at 01:56 AM
The new (or already old) word is "phat", y'know.


Pepe's summer 2013 sig blast

I'd go with the Chinese "fatt-fatt", 发发


"RE: How Come?"
Posted by kingfish on 03-30-16 at 08:43 AM
Fooner used to have a thing for an asian movie star named YuSooPhat.

"We were all 5 years old once."
Posted by foonermints on 03-30-16 at 09:48 PM
And some stayed there.


Handcrafted by RollDdice
However now my girlfriend calls me "Phoenix Wang".


"Rejoinder: We were all 50 years old once."
Posted by cahaya on 03-31-16 at 01:34 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-16 AT 02:38 PM (EST)

And wonder how we got there.


Ragtop Ride by foonermints

My girlfriend likes it in the back seat, just along for the ride.


"Waaal.."
Posted by foonermints on 04-02-16 at 01:46 PM
By Just Letting The Days Go By.


Yes, does anyone ever look at that goddam ?
Seaside? I like the Crown Plaza in Ventura CA., although I am worried that Kingfish may do a "LandShark" thing on the beach. Scary!


"RE: Rejoinder: We were all 5 and 50 years old once."
Posted by Molaholic on 04-10-16 at 10:21 PM
45 years apart, but hard to tell the difference in many ways.

"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by foonermints on 04-03-16 at 08:31 AM
Margarita Party Today!

"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by kingfish on 04-03-16 at 09:55 AM
Let me finish my Bloody Mary first.

(Just the one pitcher, trying to cut back.)


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by kingfish on 04-04-16 at 08:24 AM
Monday morning. Tequila Sunrises all around.


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by foonermints on 04-10-16 at 07:24 PM
Good for BBQ, too..


"RE: Sundays.."
Posted by kingfish on 04-11-16 at 10:41 AM
Did something similar myself.

With not as good a cut, but still good.


"Mine"
Posted by foonermints on 04-12-16 at 09:56 AM
Had 50% less skunk in it, although I had to pay extra.
Click on the picture to understand, Fishy!


There are songs and advice everywhere!


"RE: Mine"
Posted by kingfish on 04-12-16 at 11:15 AM
Clicking don't work, but that is a might fine set of fin cleavage.

"RE: Mine"
Posted by foonermints on 04-12-16 at 03:18 PM
The OTHER picture.

"RE: Mine"
Posted by kingfish on 04-12-16 at 05:17 PM
Now I'm thinking that my cut was better. It only had a little 'possum meat in it.

But I'm sure that that skunk tasted OK, too. With a lot of catsup.


"RE: Mine"
Posted by foonermints on 04-12-16 at 10:35 PM
Catsup solves a multitude of problems.

"RE: Mine"
Posted by kingfish on 04-13-16 at 08:40 AM
Oh Oh Oh!

It just hit me, an inspiration!

Moonshine catsup!!!

Two great things in one.

I'm gonna be rich!



"RE: Mine"
Posted by Agman2 on 04-13-16 at 12:09 PM
Burgers and fries will never be the same again! I'll drink to that!

"In That Case"
Posted by foonermints on 04-13-16 at 08:35 PM
I also want Moonshine Mustard.

Quite possibly good on everything
Plus, a cure for Granny's Bunions.


"RE: In That Case"
Posted by kingfish on 04-14-16 at 08:55 AM
Mustard on Granny's Bunions?

Great. Thanks.

Now I'm off mustard.

But, good news - the cure is mo' moonshine.


"THAT"
Posted by foonermints on 04-14-16 at 08:14 PM
Should block out Granny's complanin'!


{font color=Can'tadian} btw: What's your feeling about Moonshine Vinegar on French Fries?


"RE: THAT"
Posted by kingfish on 04-15-16 at 10:34 AM
Moonshine Vinegar on French fries? What's not to love?

Mustard on Sardines?

Anchovies - Yes.

Sardines - not so much.


"NOTHING"
Posted by foonermints on 04-15-16 at 07:38 PM
Saves sardines.
Unless you are a 'possum..
OR a Seal. Can't forget Seals..

"RE: NOTHING"
Posted by kingfish on 04-16-16 at 09:55 AM
A nice mustard sauce on that fresh road kill possum?

And sides? Maybe navy beans and poutine to enhance the effect?

Maybe with a light mulberry wine?


"Ahtumbreeze"
Posted by foonermints on 04-16-16 at 10:06 AM
Is cramping right now.

It's OK Tummy! The bad man is gone!


"RE: Ahtumbreeze"
Posted by kidflash212 on 04-16-16 at 12:16 PM
The end of Swoop?

"RE: Ahtumbreeze"
Posted by kingfish on 04-16-16 at 02:10 PM
I too would like to sympathize with the Abbess.

And Kid, is that your next book title? How Trump and Putin plotted to take over the world?


"That "
Posted by foonermints on 04-16-16 at 02:21 PM
Could be True

"RE: That "
Posted by kingfish on 04-17-16 at 11:32 AM
"The end of the Swoop and America as we know it"


or "Trumpistan"


"Sunday... again?."
Posted by foonermints on 04-18-16 at 05:26 AM
Pull up a friendly chair!


Handcrafted by RollDdice
Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat


"RE: Sunday... again?."
Posted by kingfish on 04-18-16 at 08:31 AM
That looks like a twin. That's for poor people. I would have to insist on a king sized park bench.



Crabman



"I'll Look For One"
Posted by foonermints on 04-18-16 at 02:01 PM
When I walk past the park today on my way to the liquor store.
Bad meth problem at the park, so be careful!

Funny thing is, I think Gibson short-changed this poor fellow, as they are luxury real estate developers in Los Angeles.

Looky! ↓

http://www.gibsonintl.com/


"Found It!"
Posted by foonermints on 05-06-16 at 10:14 PM
With a book and some Classy refreshment!


"Tax Monday!"
Posted by foonermints on 04-18-16 at 03:21 PM
Maybe I'll go fishing at the mailbox..

It's Los Angeles! Where we gonna find a pond?


"RE: Tax Monday!"
Posted by kingfish on 04-18-16 at 05:01 PM
Someone told me that there is a pond over there called the Pacific something or other?

"RE: Tax Monday!"
Posted by foonermints on 04-18-16 at 06:29 PM
Isn't that English for the Atlantic?
Nasty Ocean! Reminds me of being creeped out in New Zealand by the Tasman Sea. Makes some kind of creeepy Rumbling noise.

"OK!"
Posted by foonermints on 04-18-16 at 09:42 PM
YOU eat it.

Hyperion dumps LA sewage offshore. Tasty! {/smirky face}


"RE: OK!"
Posted by kingfish on 04-19-16 at 08:39 AM
Raw sewage sauce. Yum. Tape worms and turd balls are protein, and used toilet paper adds fiber. A balanced diet.

"RE: OK!"
Posted by foonermints on 04-19-16 at 10:52 AM
That'll teach pesky humans to take a bite out of you.

Any chance of glowing in the dark from the San Onofre Nuclear Plant?