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"Avacados"
Posted by dabo on 04-29-15 at 10:13 PM
Discuss.



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"RE: Avacados"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 04-29-15 at 10:44 PM
Are we discussing Ava Gardner's bosom?

Or are we discussing these? Avocados?

"RE: Avacados"
Posted by dabo on 04-29-15 at 11:40 PM
Oops. The avocado ads earlier tonight seemed to stall out the page loads, damn them avocados.

Ava's cados, no complaints.

"RE: Avacados"
Posted by kingfish on 04-30-15 at 11:52 AM
Guacamole Guacamole, We all love our Guacamole,

In the Winter in the Summer in the Spring and in the Fallee,

We all love to eat our our Guacamole.

And if the divide between Ava痴 codas,

Is more perfect than that of Rhoda痴,

Who really cares, because we all like Avocados.

(You want to hear the one about Beef Strokin-off?)

"RE: Avacados"
Posted by tribephyl on 05-01-15 at 01:10 AM
You want to hear the one about Beef Strokin-off?

I do! I do!

"RE: Avacados"
Posted by kingfish on 05-01-15 at 08:31 AM
Let me know when Icey and Ayak aren't watching.
"That"
Posted by foonermints on 05-01-15 at 10:09 AM
Would be like Bolt Upright?


Handcrafted by RollDdice
I work with a Phoenix Wang in China. I bet he is secretly a porn star. Great name. I am envious.

"RE: Avacados"
Posted by kidflash212 on 05-04-15 at 12:15 PM
Sherpa Dave and Mysticwolf said it was okay.
"Strokinov the beef"
Posted by kingfish on 05-05-15 at 11:03 AM
LAST EDITED ON 05-06-15 AT 09:30 AM (EST)

Warning: there are some who would mistakenly and narrow-mindedly categorize these innocent country western song lyrics as obscene. Believe me, it just a lament about how a lonely cowboy deals with the loss of his girl thru food preparation. (The recipe is available at Stroke-your-beef.com)


Strokinov the Beef

(A down home country song in G-spot major)

(Verse)

My girlfriend's done left me, and now I'm so blue,
I知 all alone, and wondering just what I can do
To ease the pain I feel, not lying next to you.

I start to feel the urge to do myself some good,
And I just have to get it up, and cook myself some food.

(chorus)

Oh,
I知 strokinov the beef, strokinov the beef,
I will be a coming, strokinov the beef.
Strokinov the beef, ohh mama, I知 strokinov the beef,
Thinking of my baby, I知 strokinov the beef.

(Verse)

Having limp noodles just will not do
To make me happy, now that I知 without you.
But when making strokinov, and the sauce is finally due,

And the steak is pounded and tenderized real good,
I will chase the blues away and cook myself some food.

(chorus - this where we all sit in a circle and sing. Come on, you too, don't be shy!)

Oh,
I知 strokinov the beef, strokinov the beef,
I will be a coming, strokinov the beef.
Strokinov the beef, ohh mama, I知 strokinov the beef,
Thinking of my baby, I知 strokinov the beef.


(BTW, there is a U-tube to go with it. One that you really should miss. Not pretty at all).



Crabman

"RE: Avacados"
Posted by Molaholic on 05-04-15 at 03:05 PM

GUAC

XXXXXXA

XXXXXXXXXXXXMOLE
"RE: Avacados"
Posted by Brownroach on 05-05-15 at 04:24 PM
Avocado has always been my favorite Eagles song. I tear up whenever I hear it.
"Courtesy of Weird Al"
Posted by moonbaby on 05-06-15 at 09:49 AM
Avocado,
What makes you think you're so holy?
You're gonna be guacamole before too long.
"RE: Courtesy of Weird Al"
Posted by Brownroach on 05-07-15 at 04:44 PM
I didn't know Weird Al did a parody! (Damn - get a good idea, it always turns out someone got it before you...)