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"Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kingfish on 02-15-15 at 01:35 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-15-15 AT 11:14 PM (EST)

Jiggling the lock, hey, the lights are off. No one's in. And someone left the door open…

<Tiptoeing in. > ”No one’s home. Maybe there’s some good stuff lying around”.

“Ok, Jackpot (not) a stack of dial up modems. Whoop de doo!”

And a dead cupracaba, I wonder who’s missing his pet. Hey there’s a stack of dead horses. They are really bad about beating them to death here, I guess.

And a closet. I wonder what’s inside. Ok, just a bunch of bones. And look at that, name tags, “Weezy. Shakes, Geg6. They weren’t just banned, someone made sure that they could never return. Oh well, they’ll never do that again”

A case of Vitamin B-12.

Snidget's odometer.

Agman’s hiking stick.

A recording of Susie Q.

Fooner’s Foon.

The abbess’s honey pot.

The bag of gold coins that kingfish should have won in NFL PTTE.

Kingfish’s cutoffs that he lost during the topless volleyball games at Loser Lodge.



Crabman

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"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-15-15 at 05:40 PM
<whisper> Boo!



Tribe!

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-16-15 at 12:54 PM
Hey, you missed something, there's a VW bug that's been turned upside down over there in the corner.
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-16-15 at 01:46 PM
And what appears to be some blue body paint. Covered in dust.
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-16-15 at 01:51 PM
You mean over there by that orange hunter's cap?


"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kingfish on 02-16-15 at 02:22 PM
And over there, three latex dominatrix outfits. I’m taking those.

And what is that smell? Oh yeah, I see what it is, it’s a dead purse dog with a chewed up slipper still in its mouth.

"Goddam Clown Head!"
Posted by foonermints on 02-16-15 at 04:05 PM
Is that a camera in its eye? Cr@p
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-27-15 at 12:48 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-27-15 AT 12:49 PM (EST)

this was buried deep, appears to be covered in dog hair. Or is it wolf hair?

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-27-15 at 01:33 PM

Diz Wiz??

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-17-15 at 01:23 AM
Ah damn, I have to go change, some unattended swan just dropped one on me!
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-17-15 at 02:09 PM
At least it wasn't a squirrel.
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kingfish on 02-17-15 at 02:14 PM
It was that little yellow duck!
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-17-15 at 02:28 PM
Shouldn't have brought up Burt & Ernie. Always leads to trouble.

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-17-15 at 02:31 PM
see?

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-17-15 at 03:03 PM
or...


"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-17-15 at 03:08 PM
Glad I don't have a bathtub.
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-17-15 at 03:14 PM
An excellent justification for showers!


"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kingfish on 02-17-15 at 04:44 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-17-15 AT 06:03 PM (EST)

An even better justification for a stainless steel jock strap.

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-17-15 at 05:27 PM
or a duck muzzle



"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by foonermints on 02-17-15 at 06:26 PM
Ducks Bobbit too much in the tub.


"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-17-15 at 07:07 PM
And they can do it without a knife!
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by suzzee on 02-19-15 at 12:20 PM
Wanders in...

Takes a seat...

Orders a beer & skittles...

Carry on please


I should be watched....closely.

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-19-15 at 01:29 PM
Okay, if you insist


"Your order"
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-19-15 at 04:24 PM
"RE: Your order"
Posted by Agman2 on 02-19-15 at 05:12 PM
Oh snap, you beat me too it!!!!!



"RE: Your order"
Posted by suzzee on 02-24-15 at 04:59 PM
Yum, bring on the festivities.


Corrupting teenage boys since, well,
none of your business how long...

"RE: Your order"
Posted by Agman2 on 02-24-15 at 06:22 PM
Corrupting teenage boys since, well,

none of your business how long...

HEy, can I bee a young boy?


Etchings by the abominable SnowTribe


"Live Dinner Theater?"
Posted by foonermints on 02-19-15 at 10:54 PM
*Wanders next to Suzzee*

I'd like an Angry Orchard with a shot of Fireball, please..

~The Army of foonermints!
*pinch*

"RE: Live Dinner Theater?"
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-24-15 at 12:35 PM



Angry Balls for fooner.

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 02-19-15 at 09:05 PM
Be vewy vewy quiet, indeed...

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-20-15 at 10:30 AM
All we're missing now is the wascal wabbit!
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 02-20-15 at 12:58 PM
What's up, Doc?

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-20-15 at 03:00 PM
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Puffy on 02-21-15 at 03:29 AM
HI GUYS!

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by foonermints on 02-21-15 at 03:38 PM
*pinch*
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-21-15 at 07:00 PM
Hey puffmeister, whazzup?
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-23-15 at 11:56 AM
Hello Hello hello hello

Anyone here this morning?


"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by foonermints on 02-23-15 at 12:05 PM
On and Off.
Rebuilding a fence today after the storm.


Handcrafted by RollDdice

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-23-15 at 12:07 PM
You got a storm down there? Damn thing just passed us by.

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by foonermints on 02-23-15 at 12:26 PM
Rained like mad for a while. Just got all my tools inside barely in time. Now it's crystal clear if a bit nippy!



I need my morning champagne before I go back out to saw, bolt, glue and screw!

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by kingfish on 02-23-15 at 03:54 PM
Skip the Champagne, go straight for the glue. And the screw.
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by foonermints on 02-23-15 at 11:12 PM
I do love that woman...
"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-24-15 at 11:50 AM
Hmmm, Where's the JBug? I thought for sure she would show up here!!!!



Alarmingly masterful tribal creation

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by suzzee on 02-24-15 at 05:03 PM
Paging Ms. Bug...Paging Ms. Bug. Pick up any white phone and you will be connected to the party. Woop!


Corrupting teenage boys since, well,
none of your business how long...

"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-25-15 at 12:05 PM
Great idea, but knowing the bug, she's waiting for a thread that's devoted to just her before she shows up!!!!!


"RE: Shhhhh...Be vewy vewy quiet."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-25-15 at 06:47 PM
In fact, I may have to start one!


"hmmmmm"
Posted by Agman2 on 03-03-15 at 03:26 PM
Hey Guppy, where'd you swim off to?
"RE: hmmmmm"
Posted by kidflash212 on 03-03-15 at 04:29 PM
I don't know but the Fireball and Angry Orchard seem to be missing too.
"RE: hmmmmm"
Posted by Agman2 on 03-03-15 at 05:05 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-03-15 AT 05:06 PM (EST)

To say nothing of the Jack and Wild Turkey.