I want you to picture a really big pen. Can you do that? One of those novelty sizes which you can't actually write with because it's so uncomfortable to hold.

Got it? Good.

Now, picture a fairly large kitchen knife. A good old-fashioned chop-and-stab operation. Not too high quality, but sharp enough to do the job.

Nice work. Now, here's the question: under what circumstance would you expect someone to believe they were just confusing the second for the first?

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-reality-star-couple-allegedly-threatens-restaurant-patron-with-knife/

Evil lying Internet Reddit camera!

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Such a lovely couple. If you admire Addams Family values and I'll bite your neck smiles. They both have the crazy chainsaw killer eyes, but I actually thought that Amy would be the more likely to attack a customer with a knife. She really scary.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/09/29/amys-baking-company-owners-allegedly-threaten-customer-with-knife/

Also, Dam Yelp all to heck too! These are recent reviews. The big question in my mind is why is this place still in business? Why are people still going there? Apparently, the ABC has become a side show tourist trap, in which case I guess both Amy and Sami have to stick to their roles as crazy maniac incompetent pizza maker knife wielding bozos.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/amys-baking-company-scottsdale

Brace yourself, it’s really only a matter of time before we get the Sami and Ami reality show. I hereby trademark “The Surreal World of Sami and Amy”, might as well and make a buck off the inevitable. I will be counting my tips, too, and I will have a buck knife in my pocket. Probably on the same network that brings you “Duck Dynasty” or “Hillbillies from (you name it)”.

Finally, Sami is surely going to jail this time? Right? They have video evidence, right? TMZ aren't new to the video camera game, and will have used cameras capable of taking pictures that can be blown up to reveal details that can be used to distinguish a pen from a knife.

Am real interested to see the video that Sami said he will send to TMZ. Curious that he has another video of the incident.

I will be watching TMZ tonite.

Amy's Baking Company IV will be live from a courtroom. Sadly, some reality TV producer will turn it into a show.

Tribe!

What's really sad (for me) is that I would watch.

They are stars?

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I went by there when I was in town recently, kinda like driving by a famous murder house. It was closed but I had no intent of buying anything anyway. A shame that people would still give this wackos money.

Sammy should be thrown in jail ESPECIALLY if he used a pen on the customer. We all know - Yelp in particular - that the pen is mightier than the sword (or knife).

Appreciate the updates!

I would be the same way - maybe walk by and look in but I would never give money to such loathsome people.

I'd go just to give the servers a good tip (and make sure they pocket it themselves instead of Samy touching it).

Closed as in permanently closed or just outside operating hours? (no doubt so they could use the free time to sharpen their knives for the next day's round of attacks on customers)

Looks like they were just closed for lunch, though from what I can tell they were supposed to be. As I recall from the show, they don't open if they don't want to and there was parking lot construction. There appeared to be other lookie-loos as well so I imagine it is quite the tourist attraction.

A pizza/burger/sandwich place closed for lunch?

Their business plan (along with everything else about the place) needs work.