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"OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in."
Posted by kingfish on 08-16-14 at 11:21 AM
Let it out. Go ahead and tell me what a great guy I am. Maybe about how intelligent I seem, and how cogent are my arguments. And about how I always seem to convince everybody to come over to my side, whichever it is.

And please, don't hold back with the drop dead gorgeous comments, they are important too. An all the ladies out there that have had first hand experience with "the bulge", you may comment on that too. Those that have had to use their second hand will also be eager to contribute, no doubt.

Long winded treatises and flowery poetry is encouraged. Those that are so moved to compose symphonies, or even country western songs are invited to do so.



A Tribal Whoopee! We're all gonna fry.

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"RE: OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in."
Posted by kidflash212 on 08-16-14 at 05:38 PM
'Ode to a Fish'

To walk into the room
and watch you grace the clear water
with your piscine presence is hypnotic.

Your reaction when you recognize me
almost pulls you out of your tank.
You must focus through water, through

thick glass. You do, and your eyes
hook onto mine. You anxiously fin
away as you signal, "I see you!"

I experience luminosity when I behold
your pearlescent scales within
the shimmering greenblue of the water.

The flick of your tail, the lock
of your eyes, your undulations and
water slaps-gestures with meaning-

all trying to send messages to me, a
complete opposite of you. Me, an
air-breathing, leggy, ungainly being

who is no match for your elegance.



Tribe!

"RE: OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in."
Posted by kingfish on 08-18-14 at 08:26 AM
Elegance, thy name is Kid.

"Here I go again..."
Posted by tribephyl on 08-16-14 at 06:05 PM
I know you weren't looking for masculine attention and fawning but...

Let it out.
All of it?
That would take multiple threads.

Go ahead and tell me what a great guy I am.
Awesome, really.


Maybe about how intelligent I seem, and how cogent are my arguments.
Never noticed about the cogent-thingy, but you often use words and accents I am unfamiliar with, so yes intelligent.


And about how I always seem to convince everybody to come over to my side, whichever it is.
Well, to differing degrees. It actually takes you quite a bit of cleaning the mind body and spirit in order for most to even get close to you. Alas, I have become smell-complacent and that "maritime" scent is something that renders me nostalgic.

And please, don't hold back with the drop dead gorgeous comments, they are important too.
I imagine that aside from myself, there are many whom are befuddled by your appearance.

An all the ladies out there that have had first hand experience with "the bulge", you may comment on that too.
Not a lady myself, but having had seen said bulge both hidden and revealed... Being a long-time resident of LoserLodge (or even short term resident) we all get used to seeing the worm between your fins.

Those that have had to use their second hand will also be eager to contribute, no doubt.
A second set of hands indeed. How else do we slap AND tickle?

Long winded treatises and flowery poetry is encouraged.
From you?
To you.
Okay.
Roses are multicolored
Daffodils are yellow
My bong is calling me
to become more mellow.


Those that are so moved to compose symphonies, or even country western songs are invited to do so.
♩♩ ♫ ♪♩ ♫ ♫ ♬ ♩♪ ♭♫♮♪ ♪♯ ♫

"RE: Here I go again..."
Posted by kingfish on 08-18-14 at 08:31 AM
Another of my attributes is the ability to bring creative talents to the fore. Or I would have thought that if I had not been aware of your portfolio, you've been doing this for a long time.

But congrats on one more tour de farce.

"DingleWad"
Posted by foonermints on 08-16-14 at 09:43 PM

"RE: DingleWad"
Posted by kingfish on 08-18-14 at 08:32 AM
A one word Haiku.

Dinglewad.

I shall treasure it.

"You get my vote"
Posted by starshine on 08-17-14 at 09:41 AM
And Masterchef Australia lvoe you too.
"RE: You get my vote"
Posted by kingfish on 08-18-14 at 08:37 AM
Ok, I'm getting confusing signals here...

"1. Cut the kingfish into eight 1/2cm-thick, about 10cm long pieces."

That must have been a metaphor of some kind? Like in a perfectly seasoned world metaphorically you think I should be shared among the all of the people?

"Which meat are yours?"
Posted by dabo on 08-17-14 at 12:31 PM
http://guff.com/10-incredibly-bizarre-foods-from-around-the-world/

"RE: Which meat are yours?"
Posted by kingfish on 08-18-14 at 08:46 AM
I will never eat again.
"Of all the people on this board I've gotten to somewhat know..."
Posted by newsomewayne on 08-18-14 at 08:40 AM
you are one of them.


Naked beneath my clothes sigpic by Snidget, 2007

"RE: Of all the people on this board I've gotten to somewhat know..."
Posted by kingfish on 08-18-14 at 08:52 AM
Aww Wayne, You touched me. In a way that some might describe as awkward, but not me. I understand that deep down there are real feelings there, not just those you do with your hands and fingers that, well, let's just say that what happens happens.


But thanks.

"RE: OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in."
Posted by cahaya on 08-19-14 at 11:45 AM
Hey, I never hold it in...


Caged by Snidget

I just hang out.

"RE: OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in."
Posted by kingfish on 08-20-14 at 12:08 PM
Oops!. I was hanging out a little there too.

(Zzzipppp).

There. Order is restored.

"RE: OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in."
Posted by Agman2 on 08-19-14 at 06:12 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-19-14 AT 06:16 PM (EST)


*dims lights and flicks lighter*
(sung to the tune of we are the champions)
You're full of hot air
post after post
your rib-splitting verses
are just the most
and your political jabs
I've read a few
you have been flamed by some posters
but somehow have always come through

You are the kingfish my friend
and you'll keep on quipping till the end
you are the kingfish
you are the kingfish
no time for spawning
'cause you are the kingfish of the sea



Etchings by the abominable SnowTribe


"RE: OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in."
Posted by kingfish on 08-20-14 at 12:07 PM
Very moving. I admit it, I was tearing up at the end there.

(Sniff).

"RE: OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in."
Posted by Brownroach on 08-19-14 at 11:00 PM
Well.

I have always assumed that you are intelligent. I was quite sure of it, in fact. So imagine my surprise at the phraseology "how intelligent I seem" in your post. Have you been deceiving all of us? I am not willing to lavish praise on someone who has, month after month, year after year, pretended to seem intelligent when he really isn't. I feel conned.

And to think I (sort of) invited you for hot dogs at Coney Island.

"RE: OK. I'm tired of you guys holding it in."
Posted by kingfish on 08-20-14 at 03:20 PM
Modesty compelled me to be self-effacing, and when Miss Modesty talks, Kingfish walks. But you’re right, I don’t just seem intelligent, I am intelligent. I’m sorry I shook your confidence in me. I’ll try and be more honest about my stunning intelligence in the future.

But you are still on the hook for that Coney Dog. No ‘sort of’ escape clause there. I’m leaning right now toward a Chili Coney with a Kraut Coney to follow. But you know, a basic mustard/onion Coney would go down pretty smoothly too, I bet. I’ve never had one, so technically I can only speculate. But I really have no doubts.

I guess you know what I’m going to have for lunch.