...his campaign to reach across the aisle and share crayons didn't resonate with voters.

...he lost a debate to an opponent who topped his "Are Too!" pro position with a withering "Am Not!” con position.

And he denies that his involvement in the recent pigtail pulling scandal had anything to do with his loss. In the press release he claimed that “Suzzee just made that up because she’s a girl and stuff”.

He did garner the Second Grade demographic with his pledge to provide better tasting paste.

His first appointment upon taking office when elected to his second term was to appoint his 2 YO brother to be his second in command. However his Mom made him finish his broccoli first.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/08/04/5-year-old-mayor-loses-re-election-in-minnesota-to-16-year-old/

Crabman

• RE: He lost because...,kidflash212, 10:43 AM, 08-05-14
• RE: He lost because...,Estee, 10:45 AM, 08-05-14
  • RE: He lost because...,kingfish, 10:50 AM, 08-05-14
    • RE: He lost because...,dabo, 11:26 AM, 08-05-14

Only $1 per vote? What a bargain!

Tribe!

A dollar per vote?

I didn't even know it was possible to lose in a GOP district.

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...his opponent campaigned for crossover voters from the third grade.

I demand a recount!