LAST EDITED ON 07-26-14 AT 07:59 PM (EST)

You go over to someone's house and they invite you to have a seat on this:

the Skin Chair

A London-based designer, has designed a leather chair with a pheromone-impregnated silicone base that makes it feel (and smell!) like you’re lounging in the fleshy, comforting folds of a man’s belly.

What do you do?

a. Have a seat and compliment their decorating taste.

b. Start crying

c. Scream and grab the nearest heavy object to bash them over the head. Then run to the nearest police station to report you've escaped from a very sick serial killer.

d. Ask them where you can get one.

Tribe!

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One more choice!

Foo dogs by tribe

e. Invest £1,500 ($2,545) in the Skin chair.

Accept the offer and politely request a nipple coaster for your drink.

If they refuse, offer them a knuckle sandwich.

Now that's just short-sighted, and the blinding factor is the creator's own fetish. Yes, there's a market for it. But if the designer had just made it to look as if the sitter was reclining deep in the comfort of a woman's cleavage, the sales would be in the thousands by now...

I'm slipping.

Then adjust your posture.

My seat is sweaty.

and smells like aftershave.

This little remote holder better be a naval.

There are naval buttons, designed to eliminate the enemy, and then there are navel buttons.

How novel.