Short version:
Arrested.
Not a very nice guy.
Bail set at 1.1m.
Some genius puts mugshot picture on Internet.
Squadron of extremely stupid women decide they and they alone can make him better, offer to hand over money, wedding rings, lives.
Talent agent shows up. (Same woman who represents Octomon.) Hire her client! And you'll never have to worry about his being late because he's not going anywhere!
Moral of the story: the next time a female tells you males put too much stock in appearance and are too quick to forgive based on a pretty face? Laugh at her. A lot.
*sigh*
Stupid, stupid women.
Nice eyes, though.
I'll admit, those lips are making me reconsider my manhood. (I personally am a big fan of mug shots. It isn't fair to post them, really, because at the time the mugshotee isn't convicted of whatever he/she was picked up for, and they can introduce an unfair bias, but mug shots are a distinctive art).