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"*reads headline* Please don't be NC, please don't be NC"
Posted by snidget on 06-28-14 at 09:33 AM
GOP Candidate Charges Opponent Is Dead, Represented By A Body Double

*skims*

Halleluiah, NOT a North Carolina Politician!

Poor Poor Oklahoma

Timothy Ray Murray believes Rep. Frank Lucas (R-Okla.), his opponent in the congressional Republican primary, was executed three years ago and is being represented by a look-alike. Because he believes Lucas is really dead, Murray said he will challenge the results of Tuesday's Republican primary, in which Murray received 5.2 percent of the vote. Lucas won the primary with 82.8 percent of the vote.

So how much government spending is the member of the government should spend no money going to cause by contesting a primary where he got a handful of votes?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/27/frank-lucas_n_5537217.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

http://kfor.com/2014/06/26/congressional-candidate-feels-opponent-is-a-body-double/ is you don't want the Puffington Host link.

http://www.timothyraymurray.com/Home_Page.html is his website and can someone translate this into American from Oklahoman as I'm not entirely sure what it means.

" Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about
Jan. 11, 2011."

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"RE: *reads headline* Please don't be NC, please don't be NC"
Posted by cahaya on 06-28-14 at 09:58 AM
LAST EDITED ON 06-28-14 AT 09:58 AM (EST)

" Rep. Lucas’ look alike was depicted as sentenced on a white stage in southern Ukraine on or about Jan. 11, 2011."

Hmmm... is it a coincidence that this date is 1/11/11?

One for all, all for one.

"RE: *reads headline* Please don't be NC, please don't be NC"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 06-28-14 at 07:13 PM
Cannot beat that one; that one is its own snark.


Forged by Cahaya, the Brave and True

"*reads another headline* Please don't be NC, please don't be NC"
Posted by snidget on 06-29-14 at 08:30 AM
LAST EDITED ON 06-29-14 AT 08:30 AM (EST)

GOP Candidate Explains Why He Was Arrested for Masturbating to Spark Plugs (And Other Things)


Oh good, Michigan

http://www.mediaite.com/online/gop-candidate-explains-why-he-was-arrested-for-masturbating-to-spark-plugs-and-other-things/

As the only GOP in that race he is in the general election.

They aren't kidding when they say if something exists there is a fetish about it.

Do you think they'll have a debate? I don't know if I wanna watch, or run and hide.

ETF html.

"Would you settle for PA?"
Posted by Estee on 06-30-14 at 06:13 AM
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/santorum-maybe-it-wasnt-bad-that-founders-put-limits-on-who-could-vote/

If Christian sharia comes to the States, he'll be the one holding the hammer and nails.

"aha... THIS is from North Carolina"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 06-30-14 at 11:18 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/30/us/north-carolina-man-on-car/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
"RE: aha... THIS is from North Carolina"
Posted by snidget on 06-30-14 at 12:25 PM
Yep, that one is...

Hoping I don't next see on the news they found the car abandoned somewhere with any number of dead with it.

Maybe smashing the back window out at highway speeds used up all his crazy.

"RE: aha... THIS is from North Carolina"
Posted by kingfish on 06-30-14 at 02:47 PM
LAST EDITED ON 06-30-14 AT 03:22 PM (EST)


Well, maybe they had just crossed the Va. line?

And how smart is it to follow closely and video a car with a person hanging off of it? (Thump thump?)

The crazy didn't stop with that guy.

"RE: aha... THIS is from North Carolina"
Posted by snidget on 07-01-14 at 11:47 AM
For some reason when the insane are driving/riding I'm in dense enough traffic that to get away from the crazy I need to do a maneuver all too likely to cause a chain reaction accident.
"Update: So far sounds like everyone lived"
Posted by snidget on 07-01-14 at 11:52 AM
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/local/police-identify-man-seen-back-sedan-i-77/ngWsZ/
"wow"
Posted by PagongRatEater on 07-03-14 at 01:50 AM
That is a rabbit-hole of nuttiness that I don't know I will ever forget. Read the whole page if you haven't. For your viewing pleasure, a few very poorly worded exerpts:

*Requested and obtained removal, from humans, of an illegal
de-human chip from persons abroad and in armed forces use. Helped block the 7th day Legislation in the ‘70’s that would put the 666 de-human chip in every person on earth. In prevention of the fore-mentioned, it was sealed with The People, The U.S. President, and The U.S. Supreme Court at that time and since that time.

* I will NEVER use Artificial Intelligence look alike to voice what The Representative’s Office is doing nor own a robot look alike.The World knows the truth, and We must always share the truth.

*I do not agree with Democrats that believes that the Federal Government should direct your life, like telling you how and where you should care for your family, like telling you what is required for their mold of social significance, with restricting your mold in Education, and that seek to direct how your finial or disabled days are spent.

*I am also a owner of oil, gases, and minerals rights of other Oklahoma land. Like the Senator from Kentucky, I own oil, gases and mineral rights along with others that cover most of The State of Oklahoma. The purpose of this ownership is for The People of The United States. The purchase was made with funds of The George Washington family of which I am a direct descendent. I am not of knowledge of all of the former President's family directions with his assets, however I will justly try to follow his directions of just and lawful nature for The People of The United States and of myself. I will never turn over Management of these resource assets to solely to The U.S. President, or legislative action of The U.S. Congress. These resource assets must always be used for the best interest of The People.

There is much, much more. Read it and don't go crazy. I dare you.


"RE: wow"
Posted by cahaya on 07-03-14 at 10:28 AM
The site could definitely use a new webmaster -- and an editor for all of the grammatical errors. A PR advisor wouldn't hurt either. Everything about the site, including it's appearance, spells wacko.
"But we always have AZ"
Posted by Estee on 07-16-14 at 11:22 AM
Let's just hope the current border crisis is solved before September 2nd or a lot of the state's children are going to be arrested on the way to school.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/az-congressman-mistakes-bus-of-ymca-campers-for-migrant-kids/

Remember, if you live in Arizona, let your kids walk to class. (But if they're not Caucasian, make sure they're carrying their birth certificate at all times. Those spontaneous challenges can make them late.)

"Who Can Make a Rainbow?"
Posted by dabo on 07-16-14 at 04:00 PM
http://news.msn.com/us/ku-klux-klan-hands-out-candy-in-south-carolina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRf1Ad_Txsg

You can even eat the dishes.

Seriously, when the KKK uses "illegal immigration" in a membership drive, it is time for reform. And who do they want to pick their cabbages anyway?

"States scarier than North Carolina.."
Posted by snidget on 07-17-14 at 08:56 PM
http://blog.estately.com/2014/07/the-united-states-of-fear-which-american-states-are-the-scariest/


Tribe's Capital Retrieval and Prison Services.

"RE: States scarier than North Carolina.."
Posted by newsomewayne on 07-18-14 at 03:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/user/Marceaux2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQCXNSDO0ME

I'm considering "coonrippy".

"RE: States scarier than North Carolina.."
Posted by cahaya on 07-18-14 at 08:13 PM
INDIANA (22nd)

If only Indiana’s law enforcement agencies could harness the power of tornadoes to suck up every meth lab into the sky.


"RE: States scarier than North Carolina.."
Posted by dabo on 07-23-14 at 10:34 AM
Seems kind of extreme now that the meth labs are on wheels, wind sheer power could do the job without scattering the debris to hell and gone.
"Geo'j'a ... Geo'j'a ..."
Posted by dabo on 07-23-14 at 10:52 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-23-14 AT 03:30 PM (EST)

Wasn't so long ago I would have been certain this was from a satire/humor site.

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/the-stage-set-georgia

Republican candidate for Senate believes ...
. gays plotting to recruit and molest children,
. gay equals bestiality and incest,
. same-sex couples cannot be trusted to raise their kids,
. pro-choice supporters worse ilk than Hitler/Nazis,
. Muslims should be stripped of 1st Amendment rights,
. Muslim immigration should be stopped,
. the nation needs to defend itself against unaccompanied migrant children,
. states have the power to nullify federal laws and to wage war on the federal government.

"RE: Geo'j'a ... Geo'j'a ..."
Posted by kingfish on 07-23-14 at 10:55 AM
Jinx.
"RE: Geo'j'a ... Geo'j'a ..."
Posted by newsomewayne on 07-23-14 at 01:10 PM
Republican candidate for Senate House of Representin', 10th District believes ...

just sayin'.


U.S. Government: Doing everything you used to do yourself for you since 2008.
"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson

"RE: Geo'j'a ... Geo'j'a ..."
Posted by dabo on 07-23-14 at 01:41 PM
rereads article -- ah, see where I made my mistake.

Thanks for the heads-up.

"Halleluiah, NOT Alabama or North Carolina Politicians!"
Posted by kingfish on 07-23-14 at 10:54 AM

Pity the poor fools in Georgia.


http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2014/07/22/showdown-for-gop-nomination-in-key-senate-race/?hpt=hp_t2

"Would you settle for 'Please don't be the United States?'"
Posted by Estee on 07-23-14 at 02:27 PM
Too late. Now officially running for President again, Rick Santorum.

Well, if he wins, it won't be.

Loudly hinting at her second attempt: Michelle Bachmann.

"RE: Would you settle for 'Please don't be the United States?'"
Posted by kingfish on 07-23-14 at 03:04 PM
Kinda makes you appreciate Chris Christie, doesn't it.

What bridge thing?

"Bach$@:) insane"
Posted by Estee on 07-25-14 at 06:18 PM
http://www.mediaite.com/online/michele-bachmann-gays-want-to-let-adults-freely-prey-on-little-children-sexually/

No, but several people would like to see her run for President again. Just for the comedy.

"I will now take a Palin/Bachmann ticket (in any order)"
Posted by Estee on 08-02-14 at 06:26 AM
Death Camps II: Now With More Death.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/bachmann-obama-could-push-medical-experiments-on-undocumented-kids/

But since at least a few of their mutual supporters just want to shoot these kids at the border, wouldn't this at least make their deaths into something for a supposedly good cause?

"RE: I will now take a Palin/Bachmann ticket (in any order)"
Posted by dabo on 08-02-14 at 11:20 AM
Got it, Ms Bach....
Medical experiments on kids, sick.
Medical experiments on gays, a righteous cause.
Only a sicko like her would even come up with this one.
"RE: I will now take a Palin/Bachmann ticket (in any order)"
Posted by cahaya on 08-02-14 at 02:46 PM
There are some people who it's not worth listening to, for free or for money. Talkin' about you too, Sarah.

Problem is, some other people do listen to them and believe what they say.

"Question for Chris McDaniel"
Posted by Estee on 08-06-14 at 01:09 PM
How many times can you double down before you run out of chips?

http://www.mediaite.com/online/mcdaniel-staffer-implicated-in-paying-man-to-concoct-vote-selling-story/

Between this. the Rand Paul Run, Dash, And Avoid The Evil DREAMer 100-Yard Flee, and Michelle Bachmann continuing to exist, it's been a bad week for the GOP. But don't worry, because they'll be fine just as long as they keep running in districts where everyone agrees with them. And that's still the majority, right?

Right. So they'll be just fine.

The rest of us? Possibly not so much.

" *reads headline* Is NC, "
Posted by newsomewayne on 08-11-14 at 12:28 PM
Judge rules: Common sense is not racist


Paid for by AgPAC, a 2008 registered 527 organization.
"Who, me? I was unaware. I found out about this when you did. Nobody's madder than me...." - President Barack Obama on, well, everything.

"We will eventually pay for it, but we can argue about that later.” – Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA.)

">snicker<"
Posted by dabo on 08-17-14 at 10:33 PM
http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/bradley-hardison-arrested-after-beating-police-in-doughnut-eating-contest-1040364.php


"RE: >snicker<"
Posted by kingfish on 08-18-14 at 08:24 AM
"...won it by polishing off eight doughnuts in two minutes."

It took him 2 minutes to eat 8 doughnuts? And with that time he won?

"RE: >snicker<"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 08-18-14 at 02:12 PM
It would depend on the type of donut. A kid could polish off a whole box of Krispy Kremes fresh off the line in less than a minute, while you could easily get filled up on just one of those old-fashioned bakery store donuts where you actually have to chew through to digest it.
"RE: >snicker<"
Posted by kingfish on 08-18-14 at 03:00 PM
That would explain it.

In the South if not everywhere else, if it ain't Krispy Kreme, Southern Maid, or Dunkin, it ain't a doughnut, it's a bagel. Even 8 Walmart doughnuts hot out of the oven go down like soft clouds of heaven.


But I can see eating 8 bagels in two minutes without choking to death as being an accomplishment.