According to this school the way to deal with bullies is to agree with them and make a joke out of it. See #9.
I really like #6 - If someone physically hurts you, just show you are hurt; do not get angry. If someone hurts you, you want them to feel sorry and apologize. If you get angry, they won't feel sorry.
And who knew? According to #2, people being mean to you are just trying to help you.
#7 - Snitches get stitches.
At first, I was certain this was a hoax. Hard to believe a school sent these flyers home with children to teach them how to deal with bullies.