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"Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by Almallanera88 on 08-24-13 at 03:19 PM
A new absolutely revolutionary reality show is coming soon in America and we need your help in choosing the right name for it. This show is about sexy people trapped in one house, surrounded by cameras all over the place and NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY SEXUAL OR ROMANTIC RELATIONS. Regarding the description of the reality show, what name in your opinion is more attractive and more appropriate according to the idea of the project?
Choice set: Temptation; unSexySHOW; The Urge; Eden; Garden of Eden or another one. Please state your name, age, sex, home country, principal activity (student, worker, etc.) and explain your choice. Thank's a lot for your help!
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"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by Estee on 08-24-13 at 04:29 PM
First: you're not getting any personal information, not from me and likely not from anyone here. It's not as if you're sending any of us checks for serving as your focus group. Anyone can have an opinion for free on the Internet, frequently whether they want it or not. But if you want something beyond that level of play, prepare to pay for it.

Second: what is the purpose of the show, in terms of its goal within the reality genre? Is this a competition show? Last one not to flee the house screaming wins? Is masturbation permitted? (That is not a joke. If you're trying to drive people insane with lack of release, remove all avenues which provide it.) Are there challenges? What are they like? Everyone put on your sexiest swimsuits plus a heart rate monitor and parade in front of the others: lowest beat speed wins? Gee, hope everyone in the group is attracted to the exact same thing. At the very least, you'll be on track for a reality first: a house full of nothing but bisexuals.

Is the show simply giving participants The Honor Of Being On Camera with no payout involved whatsoever? Yeah, that'll get you a quality cast and gee, imagine the savings which get passed on to no one except you. Count on unresolved sexual tension and nothing else for driving the show? Works for scripted television -- until the viewers become frustrated. Which they always do.

Third: I feel all of your offered names are poor ones. Temptation has been used -- repeatedly. unSexySHOW is unwieldy at best. Eden and Garden Of Eden will drive away a number of viewers, and the name has also been used in a reality show before this. 'The Urge' is the best of the lot, but not by much.

I came up with two alternative names within seconds of reading your post. They may not be what you're looking for, but in my very free opinion, I feel they're better than anything you've got now.

And if you want to know what they are? Pay up.

To paraphrase Buck Godot: I'm sometimes available, but never free.


"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by Molaholic on 08-24-13 at 05:58 PM
Although I deeply admire Estee's opinions on things like this, I'm going to contribute:

Name: Yes, I have one
Age: It changes tomorrow
Sex: <cue middle schooler tittering> <cue even more after use of the fourth word>
Home Country: The one on Earth
Principal activity: She runs the school, naturally.
Choice: Another DumA$$ Waste of Time

Thank you for your time.

"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by kingfish on 08-24-13 at 07:42 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-24-13 AT 07:46 PM (EST)

All o' y'all are just plain crazy, this sounds like a great deal. I've always wanted to be famous, and I've always known that I have what it takes. All I've ever asked for is someone to just give me a chance, just a foot in the door, and by God this sounds like just that, the opportunity of a lifetime. I'm so giddy, I have to pause for a minute and visit the willow tree in the back.

All right, back now, feeling good. Down to business.

Suggested Title: "The House of No Boinks", or "One Boink and You're Out", The show where everyone has a boner and no one gets laid, unless they want to be evicted from the house.

Name: Master B. Ater, but you can call me Jerkoff. That's my nickname, and my secret for winning.

Age: 17 (no, wait that's the length of my, well, that's another personal statistic, heh heh). I'm really over 21 and there's no reason to doubt that or have any suspicions about that at all. I even have an ID that says that, so there, bitches.

Sects: I don't join no sects, they's all crazy except the voodoo ones, and they scary.

Home country: I am indeed at home in the country, sitting under a willow tree on a creek bank, where no one can see me, and I can whip it out and go to town. That's what I call being at home in the country.

Principle activity: Duh - checkout my my nickname. Unless you mean would I do it with a principal? Yo. Double Yo. I've always had a thing for hot teachers, too. Except while in the House of no-Boinking.

Explaination for my choice: of "House of No Boink" for a show about not boinking? Again, Duh. You really don't catch on very quick, do you. Know what we call that down on the creek bank? No Snap. No snap at all. So for your next show, let's have it be about people like you, those with no snap. "the Show about People like You with no Snap".

You're welcome, and I can't wait for the phone call.

I do have to agree with the crazy lady about the money though. Up front, and with a lot of zeros, or no deal.


"Woah."
Posted by foonermints on 08-24-13 at 07:45 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-25-13 AT 01:53 PM (EST)

Good luck spamming a dead forum. Idiot. Oh Creative One!

eta: I'm sorry! Maybe this forum isn't dead. Not like a doornail. No no no..

"RE: Woah."
Posted by kingfish on 08-24-13 at 07:54 PM
Wait...Doc... Are you saying my Forearm is dead? And That I might go next?

What can I do? I know, I'll gnaw it off right now, it's no good to me and it's only gonna take me down with it.

Thanks Doc, you saved my life.

BTW, Which one was it? I sure hope I chose the right one.

"RE: Woah."
Posted by foonermints on 08-24-13 at 09:40 PM
Into the Whiskey, are we?

I've been reading a lot of Westerns lately. I'm going to try a saloon, and whack a girl on her..

This post not certified by the Lord God Almighty

"RE: Woah."
Posted by kingfish on 08-26-13 at 09:17 AM
yeah.
"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by kidflash212 on 08-24-13 at 07:54 PM
The premise is old. You need to do something different. Give it a host with the name in the title - "Sister Mary Edward's Chastity House". Controversy = Ratings.

Sister Mary Edward should be about 75 years old with a metal yardstick to whack on the knuckles (or to whack anything else that should pop up) of any guest disobeying the rules.


You can send my royalties care of my agent - fooner of Dead Forum Representation.


"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by kingfish on 08-26-13 at 09:31 AM
OK, I know this isn't going to resonate with everyone, but I think a Monk (Abbot Albert?) should co-host with Sister Mary, and that they should be not-ugly, but rather they would be sultry tempters to the lewd side.

Every night they would visit house guests selected by America's choice for lascivious temptations of the carnal sort. Will they be evicted? Will they be erected? Or will a night of rough and tumble all holds barred sex be worth losing a Mill?

Not daring enough? OK. Then either should both be willing to tempt those of either gender, just to see where hidden fantasies might lie. Challenges could alternate between Hetero and Homo themed. Something for everyone (adults, that is), even Baptists would watch to see what they would condemn.

"Welcome to.."
Posted by dabo on 08-24-13 at 08:42 PM
The Hotel Catatonia.
"RE: Welcome to.."
Posted by Estee on 08-24-13 at 08:52 PM
Okay, now that's just unfair. They never said this was being aired on NBC.

Two better names, still up for grabs. I take cash and Amazon gift card codes.

"They're Livin' It Up at.."
Posted by dabo on 08-24-13 at 10:28 PM
The Hotel Catatonia..

Yeah, that may be too cerebral for reality.

"RE: Welcome to.."
Posted by Almallanera88 on 08-25-13 at 04:18 AM
Itīs very creative, thanks!
"Marriage"
Posted by tribephyl on 08-25-13 at 03:08 AM
I live it every day.
"RE: Marriage"
Posted by suzzee on 08-25-13 at 10:42 AM
>smoochie<


"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by Almallanera88 on 08-25-13 at 04:08 AM
LAST EDITED ON 08-25-13 AT 04:09 AM (EST)

I don't force to enter the real names, what really interests me is whether the opinion I reed belongs to a unsatisfied mother's boy or to an adult. I don't attempt upon your private life. Estee, as a prize the winner will receive 1 000000 USD, is it enough for motivation? Besides that they will parade in front of the others in the sexiest swimsuits, there will be challenges to provoke them. Participants will be selected worldwide from the most addicted to sex people by the use of questioning and medical examination. If you don't want to offer alternative names for free, just tell me your opinion on available ones. Thanks to all for your criticism, it's invaluable help.

"No."
Posted by Estee on 08-25-13 at 05:25 AM
*blink*

...wait. So your casting priority is to find actual addicts whom you can torment by throwing them into a houseful of their favorite drug, followed by saying 'Stay sober now' as you try to shove powder up their nose and it's their choice as to whether they breathe?

The obvious dark joke is that you should have just told us you were with Endemol when you came in. But the reality of it is that I now want nothing to do with your series. Ever. I am wishing you luck, but you probably don't want to know which kind.

Now if you'll excuse me, I understand A&E recently canceled Intervention and I have a really great show idea to pitch them for the replacement. The very tentative title is Forced Relapse.

My lawyers assure me that all of the inevitable & horrible consequences can be legally disassumed by me in the boilerplate.

"RE: No."
Posted by kingfish on 08-25-13 at 08:16 AM
A callout, by name, by a spammer!!! (This does indeed qualify for multi-exclamation marks).

Estee, what's your secret? Just how do you do it?

And Alma just sort of forgot to mention the Mill? Didn't think that that was important?

For a Mill, I will submit (and retain legal ownership of) another title, "The No-Boink Zone".

And if I hear of a show using this name, and I haven't got my Mill, the legal system will be engaged.

"RE: No."
Posted by newsomewayne on 08-27-13 at 03:45 PM
Sorry, Fish. The million is for the winner of the show, i.e. the one who keeps hir pants on longest.

And we all know that won't be you.

"We Are All Just.."
Posted by dabo on 08-25-13 at 09:31 PM
My lawyers assure me that all of the inevitable & horrible consequences can be legally disassumed by me in the boilerplate.

..Prisoners Here of Our Own Device.

http://www.daytrotter.com/#!/concert/william-tyler/20056570-37383712&playerLoadAndPlayTrack=49099581

"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by Snidget on 08-25-13 at 11:49 AM
So, you are having sex addicts be as sexy as possible while not being able to touch themselves or others?

and

You care if the people watching are adults with disposable income rather than boys fapping to your show for free in their mother's basements??


I'd suggest Cruel Intentions or Fatal Attraction for names but you'd probably have to pay a lot of money for those and you obviously are not planing on spending any money for market research or focus groups.

"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by foonermints on 08-25-13 at 12:32 PM
fapping?
"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by Snidget on 08-25-13 at 12:37 PM
http://bit.ly/vRzs8N
"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by foonermints on 08-25-13 at 01:50 PM
foonermints: thankful not to be immediately directed to the "Video" option.
"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by Snidget on 08-25-13 at 03:17 PM
Your welcome


Sexting Alterego by Pepe LePew

"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by newsomewayne on 08-26-13 at 09:10 AM
The Great Gloat-a-thon 2013

Hosted by Estee

"RE: Name for a new reality show!!"
Posted by Estee on 08-26-13 at 09:50 AM
You first. After all, isn't going totally without sex a Christian/married thing?

I am seriously so disgusted by this that I keep waiting for our newbie to introduce herself as Alison Grodner.

"Canceled After 1 Episode"
Posted by moonbaby on 08-27-13 at 03:15 PM
Whut?
"RE: Canceled After 1 Episode"
Posted by newsomewayne on 08-27-13 at 03:47 PM
That sounds like the title of a new OT game.