Sorry about this.

http://womansday.ninemsn.com.au/celebrityheadlines/8495009/octomums-dad-reveals-she-is-moving-to-australia

Really, you don't deserve this kind of thing compared to some other English Speaking Commonwealth Countries I could name.

*throws darts at Bieber and Dion photos*
*glares Northward*

Hopefully you will not retaliate, but I understand completely if you do.

Really, who knew we'd make her run that far.

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If the aid available for extremely large families is that good there and the country is willing to take on a few more future citizens, I can think of at least two more groups I'd be willing to dump help transfer...

I disagree with the article's definition pornography as her all-time low for several reasons, not the least of which is that success would have meant a possible career and means of supporting her children. (Come on: she had a FOX special. That's at least eighteen places lower.) But if she's moving, her sales weren't high enough to start a line. Or maybe the interest in formerly-megapregnant stars is stronger in Australia: I haven't exactly done the research.

This will take out some of the paparazzi: most of those in California can't get the expense accounts necessary to chase her. But in this current part of the hypermedia age, anyone with a decent phone is a one-person broadcast crew. This just shifts the stalking to Australia's local non-press corps and a host of amateurs looking for that quick sale. Her only hope would be the most distant part of the Outback she could find -- and that's not necessarily good for the kids.

She did this to herself? Fine: she did it to herself. But as with the other two families, there are other victims here -- and they're approaching the age where they may start to become aware of it.

I wonder what she's like as a parent.

I wonder if she can keep custody long enough to find out.

As a Mom, well considering that she seems to be the only person that makes Dr. Drew exasperated, and Lord knows the man has patience in abundance in the face of some pretty exasperating people.

I suppose the question is if the large number of siblings gives you a place to hide from the anxiety and neurotic behavior. I mean at least she can't focus all that energy on you all the time, there has to be some respite.

You don't have to leave the country to get away from the paparazzi. There are lots of small towns where the cost of living is such she could probably do OK on any sort of normal salary with a bit of help from family and minimal government assistance. That many kids you gotta make a rather huge income to not be eligible for food assistance.

Living anywhere near paparazzi central is kinda asking for it. Like Bieber buying a one of a kind expensive car and driving it around in LA. Sure the paps shouldn't try to follow you around when you drive like crazy on the highway, but it's like putting a huge pile of drugs in front of an addict needing a fix and asking them to just leave it alone.

If you want to cherish the faintest hope on the best-case scenario, then if publicity, seeking of is the drug, then moving away from L.A. is the rehab step where you cut yourself off from the supply line.

And within the country? Someone would track her. And small towns aren't always welcoming of new arrivals.

We're sorry for this too.

»she reached an all-time low in May when she starred in a porn film to make ends meet.«

Stupid journalist. That's a career move. "All Time Low" my rear end!

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