"And its name is
Red!
Orange!
Yellow!
Green!
Bluuu-uuue-
Violet!
It's gay pride O-re-o! OHHHH-REEE-OH!
It's gay pride O-re-o! OH-OHHH-REEE-OH!
I'm gonna shout all night! OHHHH-REEE-OH!
Gonna eat 'em all night long! OH-OHHHH-REEE-OH! Yeah, yeah, yeaaah!"

Like anyone who is really addicted to those divinely delectable dusky disks is going to be satisfied by an Oreo copycat cookie.

Most of these would be boycotters are simply going to take their now 'nasty habit' underground.

Instead of being able to unashamedly purchase their Oreos in the open light of day, they have doomed themselves to a life of shame forever seeking the biscuit that dare speak its name....

... Driving out to the airport in the wee hours of the night...

... Shambling along the corridors to the public washrooms...

... Trembling at the thought of getting a sweet taste of the forbidden...

... Crouched in the stall in their 'widest stance' waiting, waiting...

... For the soft tap-tap-tap of the pusher's foot against their's...

I would actually like to encourage all of these people to not only boycott Oreo, but also every other company that supports gay rights. Like Facebook.

And Google.

And Apple and Microsoft and Yahoo! and Cisco and HP and IBM and Sun and Intel and most other software, technology and communications companies.

(Then they'll all disappear from the internet. Win-win.)

Cake Haiku. Motion by Snidget/Shrunken down by Moonbaby/Ice Cat legal-sized.

Not to mention all of the food, clothing and transportation choices which they'll have to forego.

And we won't have to put up with them crowding up cinemas and theatres!

Let's just have them boycott all technology created by homosexuals. Then they can't even use computers to look up what they're supposed to be hating -- and thank you, Alan Turing.

Come to think of it, this would send them back to their dream 50s in a hurry. Might be the 1050s...

When a society politicizes it's food, it's already starving.

Well, then we've been starving since the dawn of agriculture. Food is the very first thing to have been politicized back when civilizations were forming. Food is to blame for the rise of politics, architecture, culture, economics, organized religion, and pretty much everything else.

Dang prehistoric Oreos.

However, when a society politicizes its lard-filled-fats, it clearly has nothing better to do. (Let's face it, Oreos aren't really food.)

And with the rise of agriculture came all those nasty disease epidemics.

A facebook page is not a boycott. Let's not get our undies in a wad...

...it's a boycott in the slow process of forming. The awareness of just how ridiculous the whole thing is will not penetrate at any time. Awareness requires thinking. And remember, thinking is wrong. Only intellectual elitists think. And from all fresh evidence, eat Oreos.

I don't eat Oreos.

Go figure.

Wait. Does going and figuring require thinking?

... go about boycotting the entire military?

http://www.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123307253

6/25/2012 - WASHINGTON (AFPS) -- The pursuit of equality is fundamental to the American story, Defense Secretary Leon E. Panetta said in a video message released today to thank gay and lesbian service members and lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender civilians for their dedicated service to the nation.

Recognizing June as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month, the secretary also thanked the families of gay and lesbian service members and LGBT civilians.

Diversity is one of the department's greatest strengths, the secretary noted.

"During Pride Month, and every month, let us celebrate our rich diversity and renew our enduring commitment to equality for all," he said.

LAST EDITED ON 06-28-12 AT 07:53 AM (EST)

Citizen's militia.

Of course, if the Toilet Papers get their way any time in the next few elections, that little celebration is going to be a one-and-only -- but look how far we've come. Probably temporarily, but gee, we at least thought about this stuff once.

Now who's going to thank and apologize to all those who were discharged?

You mean this isn't Christ's Army? Someone should have told the troops involved in those assault charges.

Google!

Right. Google. They recently came publicly down on the pro-equality side with their Legalize Love campaign. Naturally, people are objecting. They're having a hard enough time keeping all the expressions of their hate legal and now someone wants to pass laws favoring love? Destroy!

http://www.mediaite.com/online/anti-gay-group-weighs-boycott-against-google-over-legalize-love-campaign/

Of course, there are certain problems involved in going up against Google. For starters, whenever someone searches for 'bigot', where do you think you're going to be in the listings? And if you're searching for people who feel the same way you do, what are you using, anyway?

You know what the poor oppressed pro-hate groups need? Their own search engine! Something which blocks out all homosexual terms, should be easy enough to program. Now all we need is a name. I think I'll call it 'AFAinine!'

If the hood fits.

Note that they did boycott Nabisco. Aren't they cute?

...are usually wound tighter than a ground bloom flower. And are simply interested in causing dissension, pointing out some tiny fraction of a fraction of people doing something that they can make fun of.

And thank you for your accurate assessment of the AFA and their membership. Are you available for the lecture circuit?

Personally, I was just checking out tonight's TV listings and saw the link at the bottom of the page.

Does this mean that I have to stop boycotting Google on the basis that they are not nice people?

Personally, I think you're being immensely sexist. Start girlcotting them immediately.

It's exactly like boycotting, except that they know what they did.