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"Going down the tubes..."

Posted by AyaK on 02-13-11 at 10:03 PM
I expect that the road from being an international great power to being a basket-case failed state follows this same path....

Actually, this reminds me of Mad Max i. Don't hurt the poor criminals!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356388/Villagers-outraged-police-order-protect-garden-sheds.html


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"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by qwertypie on 02-14-11 at 02:23 AM
*rolls eyes* I remember getting into a debate with my FIL about my right to use a 'man trap' to protect my property. This example is so low key and gentle compared to what I had in mind.

"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by Max Headroom on 02-14-11 at 09:05 AM
What England needs is a

Make My Day law. (It's derived from English Common Law, after all.)


"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by HobbsofMI on 02-14-11 at 01:29 PM
Can I get a 30 round mag for that?


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"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by Starshine on 02-14-11 at 09:20 AM
Can't find anything on this in any local or national newspapers, so I am going to assume that this is just the Daily Nazi delivering its usual rubbish.

"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by AyaK on 02-14-11 at 02:56 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/outdoors/8318985/Shed-owners-warned-wire-on-windows-could-hurt-burglars.html

http://www.examiner.com/libertarian-in-national/sheds-owners-warned-that-wire-on-windows-could-injure-burglars


"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by Starshine on 02-14-11 at 03:22 PM
Fair enough, it's just that that particular paper is known for its exaggerations and outright lies

We have got rid of the evil tony bliar and incompetent gordon brown now so things should start getting better. Just today Dave had Nick announce that people will no longer need a police check to take part in a school run.

There is a lot to fix and it will take quite a time, but we have started at least.


"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by Estee on 02-14-11 at 03:07 PM
I didn't know Fox News Channel had a newspaper branch.

I know: I lost.


"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by Starshine on 02-14-11 at 03:31 PM
http://voiceoftheturtle.org/dictionary/dict_h1.php article "Hurrah for the Blackshirts"

Nothing much has changed


"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by Estee on 02-14-11 at 05:56 PM
*reads*

I wonder if their book review section ever tackled The Iron Dream?


"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by AyaK on 02-14-11 at 09:10 PM
The interesting part of all this is that we all generally accept today (well, except for The King's Speech) that both George VI and especially Edward VIII were favorably inclined toward Hitler, while Churchill was the lone voice in the Commons speaking out against Hitler.

So how to reconcile that with Churchill's support for keeping Edward VIII on the throne in the Wallis Simpson crisis? The King's Speech simply treats it as if it didn't happen and, in fact, as if Churchill were in favor of Edward VIII's abdication because of his dangerous pro-Nazi views. Totally false.

Somehow, Churchill convinced himself that the royals -- and especially Edward VIII -- were not pro-Hitler. It's nice to see that even a reliably clear-thinker like Churchill can fall into self-delusion.

Anyway, if the Daily Mail should be embarrassed about its pro-Mosley views in 1930, then most of the UK should be embarrassed about the 1930s. Sir Mosley himself was part of the 1929 Labour government until he resigned to form his Fascist party in 1931. He married Diana Mitford Guinness in 1936 at Goebbels' home in Berlin, with Hitler as the only other guest.

But because Germany invaded Norway but not Great Britain, we know the name of Vidkun Quisling today but not the name of Sir Oswald Mosley.


"Exception..."
Posted by AyaK on 02-14-11 at 09:12 PM
Elvis Costello fans know Sir Oswald.

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/elvis-costello/less-than-zero.html


"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by frankz on 02-14-11 at 10:22 AM
Well as John Cleese reports, the British are getting serious now.

ALERTS TO TERROR THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE: BY JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

And in case you were wondering about the rest of Europe:

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is canceled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.


It's funny 'cause it's true.


"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by grit on 02-14-11 at 10:43 AM
Where's the OT "Like" button?

"The U.S. only has three levels."
Posted by Estee on 02-14-11 at 12:04 PM
1. Demand deployment of troops.

2. Deploy troops.

3. Demand return of troops.


"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 02-14-11 at 01:54 PM
Hilarious. Estee's too.


Phylled by Tribe


"RE: Going down the tubes..."
Posted by kingfish on 02-14-11 at 11:09 AM
What would solve the English Farmer's problem is enforcement of some good English OSHA regs. If the burglars don't have certified and approved PPE (Personal Protective Equipment - proper gloves, face shields, steel toed boots, safety harnesses, etc.), load tested ladders and approved escape checklists, then if they were injured on the job they could be sued, fined, and issued stern letters of warning.

Just becasue they are breaking the law shouldn't place them out of the reach of occupational safety laws.


"reminds me "
Posted by jbug on 02-14-11 at 12:59 PM
of an old Married With Children episode we saaw this weekend (yes, DH watches still) ;
Bud was caught peeping in Marcy's window - he told her if she didn't want him peeping, she shouldn't have a ladder in her garage.

"Blimey!"
Posted by cahaya on 02-14-11 at 11:57 AM

I find it rather amusing that the Surrey Police "Beat the Burglar" brochure (on the second page) shows wire mesh over the shed window.

The SelectaDNA program looks interesting, though, as I haven't seen anything similar here in the U.S.


"RE: Blimey!"
Posted by AyaK on 02-14-11 at 03:07 PM
More on SelectaDNA:

http://www.aolnews.com/2010/10/24/a-dna-spray-keeps-burglars-at-bay/

I,m not sure that this would work in the States, since I don't think American criminals particularly care whether they annoy the police or not.