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"thought of the day"

Posted by agman on 04-27-10 at 05:02 PM
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard!


Any other thoughts?



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"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 04-27-10 at 05:03 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-27-10 AT 05:15 PM (EST)

I thought I saw a putty tat.

Edited for Looney Toons spelling accuracy.


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by agman on 04-27-10 at 05:05 PM
You did see a putty tat



Man
this patient is a pain in the a$$!


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by grit on 04-27-10 at 05:10 PM
Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?


another agman creation


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by Snidget on 04-27-10 at 05:31 PM
If Corn Oil is made from Corn and Olive Oil is made from Olives, where does Baby Oil come from?

"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by kingfish on 04-27-10 at 06:16 PM
Holy Canola!

"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by Brownroach on 04-27-10 at 06:28 PM
If something horrible is also horrific, why isn't something terrible also terrific?


Actually, it used to be but the meaning of terrific evolved.


"And then there are the"
Posted by Snidget on 04-27-10 at 06:57 PM
lost positives


If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. - Bill Vaughan


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by Molaholic on 04-27-10 at 06:48 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-27-10 AT 06:58 PM (EST)

Why are we all channeling the late great George Carlin? (PG13 version)

Consider this -- at this very moment, someplace on Earth, the Sun is rising, starting a brand new day!


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 04-27-10 at 07:06 PM
The problem with Gene Simmons is that he's part of the gene pool.

But then, so is Jean Simmons, so maybe that makes up for it.


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by agman on 04-29-10 at 05:34 PM

>But then, so
>is Jean Simmons, so maybe
>that makes up for it.

But we're also are stuck with Richard Simmons


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 04-29-10 at 05:35 PM

Does that come with a Simmons Beautyrest?

"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by agman on 04-29-10 at 05:36 PM
Damn you're fast!......


official tribal bump
I just posted a second ago!!!!


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by Max Headroom on 04-27-10 at 07:28 PM
I thought I saw a Dweeze around here. Must be hallucinating again.


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by Snidget on 04-27-10 at 07:42 PM
At least I have an excuse, I had to take some meds for a migraine.


If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. - Bill Vaughan


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by byoffer on 04-27-10 at 07:48 PM
The glass is neither half full nor half empty. Rather, it is the wrong size.


with credit to Steven Wright


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by kingfish on 04-27-10 at 08:52 PM
If you're ashamed of having sex with your third cousin, you ought to stop counting.

(apologies to Larry the Cable guy)


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by agman on 04-28-10 at 11:12 AM
"GIT 'er done!!!!!!!!!



"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by jbug on 04-27-10 at 09:23 PM



is on your mind at this very moment....

"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by agman on 04-28-10 at 12:12 PM
When everything is coming your way, your'e in the wrong lane!




"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by Starshine on 04-28-10 at 12:35 PM

Sunning with the Cap'n

Just another Sleeperbloke


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by cahaya on 04-28-10 at 12:44 PM
"The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them." - Albert Einstein


agman's world


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by agman on 04-28-10 at 01:13 PM

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it's so comprehensible--Albert Einstein



Cahaya turns the horde loose



"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by Tummy on 04-28-10 at 01:14 PM
What's the first thing you know?

"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by agman on 04-28-10 at 01:21 PM
Probably different from the next thing you know


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by cahaya on 04-28-10 at 03:12 PM
... and the last thing you knew!

"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by agman on 04-28-10 at 04:00 PM
man, I don't even know the way to San Jose!



"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by jbug on 04-28-10 at 04:57 PM
It's not that far, is it?


Agman 2009


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by cahaya on 04-28-10 at 05:42 PM
It's not that far, it's just far out!


Ragtop Ride by foonermints


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 04-28-10 at 05:55 PM
No way, Jose!

"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by byoffer on 04-28-10 at 10:57 PM
Yes way, Habs eh!

(fixed that for you Pepe)



"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by BlueIris on 04-29-10 at 05:57 PM
"I've got sunshine on a cloudy day..."



thanks Capn2patch


"RE: thought of the day"
Posted by agman on 04-29-10 at 06:20 PM
lol I love that song!