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"The new reality math."
Posted by Estee on 03-25-09 at 06:50 AM
Eighteen is greater than twenty.

Ten is equal in value to twenty-seven (and naturally worth more than eighteen or twenty).

...

...welcome to the W2K9 bug.

Can I just take my fail and leave now?

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"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by samboohoo on 03-25-09 at 07:12 AM
Do the names Steve and Denise have anything to do with this post?

*smooches Agman*


"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Estee on 03-25-09 at 07:27 AM
I don't know. Is it subtract the Steve and carry the Denise, or subtract the Denise and carry the Steve?

I'm so confused.

"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Snidget on 03-25-09 at 07:29 AM
I know I can't carry the Steve and I've been working out.

Which vaccinations do you need to carry the Denise?

"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Karchita on 03-25-09 at 08:24 PM
You can't carry anyone. That would be a lift and that horny lady judge will getcha.



"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by vince3 on 03-25-09 at 09:21 PM
If you draw the Lindy Hop, you can lift, IF it's in character of the dance......
"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Estee on 03-26-09 at 07:57 AM
and that horny lady judge will getcha

When did Kara get here?

We're running out of super-absorbent chairs.

"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by vince3 on 03-26-09 at 08:01 PM
I think she's referring to Carrie Ann.........
"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Snidget on 03-25-09 at 07:26 AM
But you wrote down a 7.

What do you mean 6 is a 6, it is a 7. But that is OK because 3 7's add up to 20 anyway.

"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-25-09 at 07:29 AM
Perhaps these are imaginary numbers?
"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Estee on 03-25-09 at 07:33 AM
The ten was nightmarishly real.
"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by kingfish on 03-25-09 at 07:39 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-25-09 AT 07:40 AM (EST)

You know, one of these days, and it won't be long, you'll look for me, and you'll be gone.

Reality TV is a plot by the Man, man, to drive us insane.

I talked to the man, man, and he's really a nice guy, he just gets a little upset at times....Sometimes he goes too far. He's the first one to admit it. Watch out, those goddam monkeys bite, I'll tell ya.

Phone BR2-zHrelp

"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Devious Weasel on 03-25-09 at 08:45 AM
You're watching the shows no human being should watch, aren't you?
"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Snidget on 03-25-09 at 09:29 AM
Um, looks at list of shows in blue column.

And what on that list is really safe for any human?

Even the Amazing Race sometimes exceeds the limit for polka music per hour.

"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by byoffer on 03-25-09 at 09:35 AM
And we all know that rolling cheese can be dangerous for humans. Well, dangerously funny.


It's Bachelor Love, which is like Monopoly Money in that it has no actual value outside the game. - frodis

"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Devious Weasel on 03-25-09 at 10:08 AM
TAR and Survivor are fine for humans. Everything else has degrees of harm.
"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Estee on 03-25-09 at 01:32 PM
Are you trying to claim Benji The Nearly-Human Wonder Dog is harmless?
"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Estee on 03-25-09 at 01:29 PM
Not this time around: I watched the Chuck Jones marathon until 12:30 a.m. I didn't learn about this one until after the fact.
"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by vince3 on 03-25-09 at 09:38 AM
At least you weren't trying to do the segcaps with your jaw on the floor.....
"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by jbug on 03-25-09 at 09:46 AM
eleventy one


Slicey took out the wrinkles '08

this is code, right?

"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Brownroach on 03-25-09 at 09:58 AM
All Reality Shows use Lisi Math. I thought you knew that.


A tribe glows in Brooklyn

"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by Estee on 03-25-09 at 01:30 PM
'Five is more than five' doesn't add up to 'ten is equal to twenty-seven'. But it is on the right track.
"RE: The new reality math."
Posted by cahaya on 03-26-09 at 08:36 PM
When you divide one contestant by what is essentially a zero panel of judges, you end up with an indeterminate number approaching infinity.


Sherlocked by agman.

Or in Paula's case, affinity.