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"The OT Matchmaking Game"

Posted by mrc on 09-05-08 at 09:32 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-05-08 AT 11:51 AM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 09-05-08 AT 11:51 AM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 09-05-08 AT 09:51 AM (EST)

*cue 1970s game show music*

*cue clapping*

Welcome to the OT Matchmaking Game! I'm your host, Whip Springdale. Today, we are going to make matches in our OT audience, matches that will last a lifetime! Here's the way we play our game:

We need members of our OT audience (that's you, yes, you, pretty ladies and handsome gentlemen) to pick someone else out of the OT audience that you think might be your soulmate. You can base your decision on looks, personality, a shared love of Depends, poutine, or Al Franken--it's up to you.

*audience oooohhhs and aaaahhhs*

Or, you can also play the Bebo Wild Card. What is the Bebo Wild Card, you ask? Quite simply, you can choose to match two other members of the OT audience for any reason. If you choose the Bebo Wild Card, you risk it all, but you can also win a bonus prize!

*audience erupts in applause and whistles*

How and what do you win? you might be asking. Well, it's as simple as this: whoever can convince their match made in Heaven that Dan is the most brilliant player in BB history by the end of today's round will win an all-expenses-paid bicycle trip to live with Chad from Million Dollar Listing!!!If you used the Bebo Wild Card and your match wins, not only do you get to join the lucky couple, you don't have to pedal the bicycle!!!

*audience grumbles and pulls out maces and broadswords*

Alrighty! Who's ready to play the OT MATCHMAKING GAME?!!!!!!

No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Flamers will be herded. No guarantee of prizes forthcoming. My suit is not flame-retardant or currently fashionable. Julie Chen will one day rule the world from her battery-charged throne.


Table of contents
  • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,Spanky68, 09:36 AM, 09-05-08
  • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,mrc, 09:39 AM, 09-05-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,motormouth, 12:14 PM, 09-05-08
      • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,mrc, 12:15 PM, 09-05-08
        • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,motormouth, 12:19 PM, 09-05-08
          • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,mrc, 12:20 PM, 09-05-08
            • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,motormouth, 12:43 PM, 09-05-08
  • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,byoffer, 09:49 AM, 09-05-08
    • proof that we are soul,sole mates,brvnkrz, 09:59 AM, 09-05-08
      • RE: proof that we are soul,sole mates,byoffer, 11:09 AM, 09-05-08
        • RE: proof that we are soul,sole mates,northernlights, 04:14 PM, 09-06-08
  • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,grit, 09:49 AM, 09-05-08
  • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,jbug, 10:01 AM, 09-05-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,Sagebrush Dan, 12:21 PM, 09-05-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,qwertypie, 04:16 PM, 09-05-08
  • *wheels out the organ*,IceCat, 10:18 AM, 09-05-08
    • RE: *wheels out the organ*,Ahtumbreez, 10:22 AM, 09-05-08
  • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,greenmonstah, 10:24 AM, 09-05-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,Estee, 10:40 AM, 09-05-08
      • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,greenmonstah, 10:45 AM, 09-05-08
        • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,greenmonstah, 10:46 AM, 09-05-08
        • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,Estee, 10:47 AM, 09-05-08
          • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,kingfish, 11:46 AM, 09-05-08
  • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,samboohoo, 10:29 AM, 09-05-08
  • My Favorite this month,weltek, 10:32 AM, 09-05-08
    • RE: My Favorite this month,Maroonclown, 11:53 AM, 09-05-08
  • Agdude,Ahtumbreez, 10:35 AM, 09-05-08
  • Hmmm....,J I M B O, 10:59 AM, 09-05-08
    • RE: Hmmm....,arkiegrl, 11:17 AM, 09-05-08
      • Ha!,J I M B O, 11:28 AM, 09-05-08
  • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,emydi, 11:25 AM, 09-05-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,mrc, 11:28 AM, 09-05-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,mrc, 11:28 AM, 09-05-08
      • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,Snidget, 11:30 AM, 09-05-08
      • mrc,IceCat, 11:37 AM, 09-05-08
  • Fishwoman. Of course. ,kingfish, 11:36 AM, 09-05-08
    • RE: Fishwoman. Of course. ,greenmonstah, 12:09 PM, 09-05-08
    • RE: Fishwoman. Of course. ,motormouth, 02:17 PM, 09-05-08
      • RE: Fishwoman. Of course. ,kingfish, 02:27 PM, 09-05-08
        • RE: Fishwoman. Of course. ,Karchita, 02:51 PM, 09-05-08
          • RE: Fishwoman. Of course. ,FishWoman, 11:13 AM, 09-08-08
  • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,Max Headroom, 12:18 PM, 09-05-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,mrc, 12:19 PM, 09-05-08
      • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,Ahtumbreez, 12:51 PM, 09-05-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,grit, 02:23 PM, 09-05-08
      • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,Max Headroom, 02:46 PM, 09-05-08
      • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,RudyRules, 07:15 PM, 09-05-08
  • *CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY*,frisky, 01:10 PM, 09-05-08
    • RE: *CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY*,kingfish, 01:29 PM, 09-05-08
  • One of the Blue Peeps,iatovttotx78, 01:33 PM, 09-05-08
  • Bebo and Dabo,jbug, 03:29 PM, 09-05-08
  • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,cahaya, 05:00 PM, 09-05-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,frodis, 05:06 PM, 09-05-08
      • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,cahaya, 05:17 PM, 09-05-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,Lasann, 01:02 PM, 09-06-08
      • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,cahaya, 09:13 PM, 09-06-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,ARnutz, 08:58 PM, 09-06-08
      • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,cahaya, 09:20 PM, 09-06-08
        • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,ARnutz, 09:32 PM, 09-06-08
  • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,PagongRatEater, 04:46 PM, 09-06-08
    • Boo & Pre,jbug, 05:10 PM, 09-06-08
    • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,Max Headroom, 09:37 PM, 09-06-08
      • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,PagongRatEater, 09:39 PM, 09-06-08
        • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,samboohoo, 07:45 AM, 09-08-08
          • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,Spanky68, 08:56 AM, 09-08-08
            • RE: The OT Matchmaking Game,samboohoo, 09:15 AM, 09-08-08

Messages in this discussion
"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by Spanky68 on 09-05-08 at 09:36 AM
I will use the Beebo Wildcard to match Geg and PRE.


Agman made this fancy sig for me

we are trying to have a deathmatch, right?


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by mrc on 09-05-08 at 09:39 AM
I'm going to match myself with Motormouth. We seem to have a lot in common, and I think it could be a long-term relationship.

A SHARper Image
The fact that she is never around might present a problem . . . or will it?


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by motormouth on 09-05-08 at 12:14 PM
We both love pink. I can't imagine anything else mattering.


Flashy sig by RollDdice

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, right?


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by mrc on 09-05-08 at 12:15 PM
It's salmon, SALMON, dammit!

I'm a mAGMANimous ruler


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by motormouth on 09-05-08 at 12:19 PM
They make salmon colored ballerina slippers?



A PhoenixMons Original

watch your tone there, buddy!



"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by mrc on 09-05-08 at 12:20 PM
They're houseshoes, tyvm!

What is Phil's golf equipment?
Tone? As in Tone Loc? Was that song about a drink or a woman?


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by motormouth on 09-05-08 at 12:43 PM
Pink Salmon colored houseshoes are hott!



Handcrafted by RollDdice
*squinty eyes* now you're just trying to change the subject...


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by byoffer on 09-05-08 at 09:49 AM
I'll match myself with Bravie.

She is my soul - and sole - mate. We both like Crocs, poots, girls, and are both desperate to get to Lightsie's cottage. (where we will wear Crocs, poot, and talk about girls).



"proof that we are soul,sole mates"
Posted by brvnkrz on 09-05-08 at 09:59 AM
You took my answer. *giggle* *swoon*

An Arkie original.

"RE: proof that we are soul,sole mates"
Posted by byoffer on 09-05-08 at 11:09 AM
And since Lightsie won't be at her cottage this weekend the place will be all ours!!



"RE: proof that we are soul,sole mates"
Posted by northernlights on 09-06-08 at 04:14 PM
I heard that.


I can live with the pooting and talking about girls. But there will be no croc wearing. *snort*


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by grit on 09-05-08 at 09:49 AM
Ooh! Ooh! I want to be matched up with HD! He's HOT HOT HOT!

Oh, wait, he'd rather be matched up with my husband.

Never mind.


Handcrafted by RollDdice


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by jbug on 09-05-08 at 10:01 AM
I'm claiming Dan. He's mine, even if BartFan (aka Sweetie) thinks differently. *smoochies* to Dan

'Getting older softens you into learning that love, kindness, and forgiveness are far more important than one's opinion.' Sagebrush Dan


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 09-05-08 at 12:21 PM
*smooch* But remember, we talked about that stalking thing.


Forged by Cahaya, the Brave and True


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by qwertypie on 09-05-08 at 04:16 PM
JBug ---- I challenge you to a duel for the affections of Dan. Choose your weapon wisely, wench!

*gives jbug a noogie*


"*wheels out the organ*"
Posted by IceCat on 09-05-08 at 10:18 AM

"RE: *wheels out the organ*"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 09-05-08 at 10:22 AM
That's a mighty fine looking organ you have there Icey.


Agman took me to the islands


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by greenmonstah on 09-05-08 at 10:24 AM
Estee just called me and told me to snatch her up quick. So here we are!!!!!!

I call Estee!



"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by Estee on 09-05-08 at 10:40 AM
You're straight.

And married.

And pregnant.

And a compulsive liar.

The only thing I'm calling in is sick.


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by greenmonstah on 09-05-08 at 10:45 AM
And you are my partner. So let's practice our rah rah handshake.


No chest bumping. You know how those pregnancy boobs can hurt.


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by greenmonstah on 09-05-08 at 10:46 AM
Oh! And can someone make us a game sig pic???? Please! Our caption a la TAR, can be "Internet BFFS"




"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by Estee on 09-05-08 at 10:47 AM
I could never partner myself with someone who didn't root for the Yankees.



I am not touching that subscript line. Which means Kingfish will.


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by kingfish on 09-05-08 at 11:46 AM
I go for the big Dorsals.

"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by samboohoo on 09-05-08 at 10:29 AM
I'll take SilverStar. Duh.



"My Favorite this month"
Posted by weltek on 09-05-08 at 10:32 AM
She's my favorite this month, so it's a given that my perfect match is Maroonclown.

We both love to cook, cocktail, nosh, relax, have no kids, and love to travel (although I now understand that Mexico is out for her *flashback*). Plus, I'm ok with her husband sticking around. He's nice and helps in the kitchen.

Plus, I don't think she watches Big Brother (nor do I), so I think we can come to an agreement quite quickly about this Dan person so we can win our bicycle trip. Of course, we'll probably ditch this Chad person (I've seen snippits of the show...can't say I like any of them). I nail file to his tire and he's outta here.


"RE: My Favorite this month"
Posted by Maroonclown on 09-05-08 at 11:53 AM
Dang it girl! You beat me to it.

Haven't watch BB since the first season, and that was sporadically.

DOWN WITH CHAD!!!

And if we're hanging with my DH, yours can come along too. They can keep each other company while we're on our bicycle trip.

copyright smokeysmom


"Agdude"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 09-05-08 at 10:35 AM
Because when we win we'll have awesome matching siggies


Agman took me to the islands


"Hmmm...."
Posted by J I M B O on 09-05-08 at 10:59 AM

I know there's gotta be *someone* on OT for me.
/s

Hope I'm not accused of cheating if I name my wife here!

Catt is, and always will be, my purrfect soulmate. *smooch*


"RE: Hmmm...."
Posted by arkiegrl on 09-05-08 at 11:17 AM


"Ha!"
Posted by J I M B O on 09-05-08 at 11:28 AM
Well played Airplane...well played.



"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by emydi on 09-05-08 at 11:25 AM
how'd you get that music? cool! I thought I was going crazy before...I had this thread opened but got a phone call and was wondering where that music was coming from!



"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by mrc on 09-05-08 at 11:28 AM
Heck if I know. It suddenly appeared.

Ferociously purrfected by thndrkttn


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by mrc on 09-05-08 at 11:28 AM
It was probably Icecat's organ. (What's that?)

"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by Snidget on 09-05-08 at 11:30 AM
Reply with Quote makes Icey's organ post seem like the source.

I'll have to get on IE when I get home to hear it.


"mrc"
Posted by IceCat on 09-05-08 at 11:37 AM

If you cut and paste the following code into your original post, the music will play anytime someone opens the thread:

[bgsound src="//community.realitytvworld.com/boards/User_files/48c131135d86a6c4.txt" volume="-2500"]

The reason the music stopped is because the message board software stops 'viewing all' automatically after the 20th post.


"Fishwoman. Of course. "
Posted by kingfish on 09-05-08 at 11:36 AM

It started off as a casual thing. We were both out walking our pet sea horses, watching them frolic in and out of the staghorn corral, and met under the lily pads and started to chat. Frankly, at first, I was attracted by her well proportioned dorsals and the slinky way she moved among the sea fans, but it grew from there.

One day, as we shared a shrimp at lunch, and I looked into her lidless eyes as she gulped down her portion (did I mention her dainty table manners?), I knew I was done for. Sometimes she would let a bubble or two escape from her gills and she would get so embarrassed and turn red. I didn't tell her at the time, but those sweet little bubbles captured my heart.

I began to shower her with boxes of polyps and bouquets of anemones, and something must have worked, because it wasn't long before the little flapple flapple of tiny fins could be heard in our little tidal pool love nest.

My air bladder still fills with love when I think about spawning in the tide pools with her. But alas, she’s gone now. It was my fault, She caught me skinny dipping with a Damsel Fish named Black Molly. FishWoman gathered up all the little fry and moved to the jetties. Eventually, I heard thru the sea-grape vine that she had taken up with a slimy eel fish (times must have been pretty bad for her), and was hooking in the current there. But I shall always remember her….sigh. I wonder if she ever thinks of our time together.

I miss her and the little sea welks (our pet name for the kids), and I'd like to see them once again, I miss getting all those ties for Christmas, and I can't find the remote....



Thanks, Crabman


"RE: Fishwoman. Of course. "
Posted by greenmonstah on 09-05-08 at 12:09 PM
Goof.



"RE: Fishwoman. Of course. "
Posted by motormouth on 09-05-08 at 02:17 PM
*sniffs* That was beautiful!


Arkie Original


"RE: Fishwoman. Of course. "
Posted by kingfish on 09-05-08 at 02:27 PM
Thanks. It was published in the July 08 edition of the "Mariana Trench Times/Picayune".

"RE: Fishwoman. Of course. "
Posted by Karchita on 09-05-08 at 02:51 PM
*sniff*

Dern fish alergies.



"RE: Fishwoman. Of course. "
Posted by FishWoman on 09-08-08 at 11:13 AM
I miss all the excitement when i am busy at work!

Touching memories, Kingfish!

Agman remembered my birthday!


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-05-08 at 12:18 PM
Since she appears to still be untaken, I claim grit. Anybody who comes with fresh blueberries and free babysitters is good in my book.

And if her top button is undone, so much the better.


Headbanger by IceCat, siggie by agman


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by mrc on 09-05-08 at 12:19 PM
Watching your siggie's head shake to this game show music is pretty funny.

"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 09-05-08 at 12:51 PM
*snort Funniest thing today.

Agman took me to the islands

"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by grit on 09-05-08 at 02:23 PM
How about if my top 2 buttons are undone?


Handcrafted by RollDdice


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-05-08 at 02:46 PM


Headbanger by IceCat, siggie by agman


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by RudyRules on 09-05-08 at 07:15 PM
In that case I'll duel Max for your affections!




TP made this one!
No fish were killed in the making of this post.


"*CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY*"
Posted by frisky on 09-05-08 at 01:10 PM


"RE: *CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY*"
Posted by kingfish on 09-05-08 at 01:29 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-05-08 AT 02:28 PM (EST)

Growls in glee....

Look into my eyes....

Please note that I did not go to the obvious, the ##### joke!


"One of the Blue Peeps"
Posted by iatovttotx78 on 09-05-08 at 01:33 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-05-08 AT 01:33 PM (EST)

What can I say? I like to be controlled, but I'm not picky.

Surfkitten summer sig shop 2008
ETF: spelling


"Bebo and Dabo"
Posted by jbug on 09-05-08 at 03:29 PM
I think it's obvious.
The offspring can be either
cebos
or
cabos


by Agman


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by cahaya on 09-05-08 at 05:00 PM
My match has the other one from a pair of these!



"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by frodis on 09-05-08 at 05:06 PM
Aw. Wrong color.



An icy treat a la Ice Cat!


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by cahaya on 09-05-08 at 05:17 PM
(*chuckle*)

Are you really a Republican?

Blame the red/blue thing on all those political thresds!


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by Lasann on 09-06-08 at 01:02 PM



"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by cahaya on 09-06-08 at 09:13 PM
Ah, so you're a green environmentalist. Good on you!

"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by ARnutz on 09-06-08 at 08:58 PM
*giggle*


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by cahaya on 09-06-08 at 09:20 PM
*chuckle*

Is this the OT Matchmaking Game or the OT Dating Game? It's kinda like being that bachelor dude with three very nice ladies who'd like to go out for a date.

So that answers the favorite colors question. Next question...


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by ARnutz on 09-06-08 at 09:32 PM
Hee! ...but you can't see us behind the wall, so you have to choose based on our answers!


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by PagongRatEater on 09-06-08 at 04:46 PM
I pick boo!

What can I say, the Bree-thing is very appealing to me, not to mention I've seen pics and the boo is hawt.


No leadership or major legislation to speak of...But he's never run a city, never run a state, never run a business. He's never had to lead people in crisis. This is not a personal attack....it's a statement of fact - Barack Obama has never led anything. Nothing. Nada.
Rudy Guiliani


"Boo & Pre"
Posted by jbug on 09-06-08 at 05:10 PM
sittin in a tree;
K I S S I N G



"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by Max Headroom on 09-06-08 at 09:37 PM
PRE doesn't just find Boo hot-- he also finds her siggie hot.

The Nobama one, silly.


Headbanger by IceCat, siggie by agman


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by PagongRatEater on 09-06-08 at 09:39 PM
Yes to both.


No leadership or major legislation to speak of...But he's never run a city, never run a state, never run a business. He's never had to lead people in crisis. This is not a personal attack....it's a statement of fact - Barack Obama has never led anything. Nothing. Nada.
Rudy Guiliani


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by samboohoo on 09-08-08 at 07:45 AM
According to the latest Gallup polls, your popularity here has just made a positive 11 point swing.

Thanks for the compliment.



"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by Spanky68 on 09-08-08 at 08:56 AM
either 10 or 13 points if you look at THIS poll: http://time-blog.com/real_clear_politics/2008/09/usa_todaygallup_mccain_10.html

That 13 pts represents the last time USA Today/Gallup did it's polling.

Either way, it is really nice to see.


Agman made this fancy sig for me


"RE: The OT Matchmaking Game"
Posted by samboohoo on 09-08-08 at 09:15 AM
I knew PRE picked me to pick up the women's vote. I had no idea I had such an effect on people. *giggle*