OK, I was looking for some trailer park-ish, redneck-friendly pictures and stumbled across this website. This guy is a hoot and a half - he's got a redneck living next door, so he decided to document the magic in words and pictures - way too funny!

http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm

• RE: It's a white trash world,Silvergirl1, 12:47 PM, 09-09-02
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This is hilarious, Pooh! Thanks for posting the link. LOL!

Come on in, the water's fine!

OMH Pooh - way too funny!

(and I thought I had the neighbors from hell)

Wow! I had to share this link with my officemate because she was wondering what I was giggling about. My favorite is the standing on the Suburban instead of using a ladder!!

My personal favorite was the bricked in mailbox with the huge Jesus statue on top to ward off anthrax attacks.

So, I'm now changing my position and saying homeowners' associations are a good thing.

That was my favourite part too. That thing was awful! Good find and thanks for sharing.

Aloof...bizarre...sarcastic...volatile...he is a CAT after all!

Agreed, what a disaster. What a collection.

I've seen this one before. It is too too funny. The burnt up deck is good , but the Mailbox beats all>

That was great. I just forwarded it along to a bunch of friends.
Thank you Lisa!

I was visitor # 4,180,100...that's pretty incredible.

OMG! That is the best thing I have seen in a long, long time....I bet he lives somewhere near me.

The Jesus mailbox was just icing on the cake.

Pooh-that was hilarious! What a great Monday morning laugh you just gave me. The mailbox! OMH how funny is that?

LOL! This was very funny, but sadly familuar, as my neighbor is guilty of many of the same things!

-true

I had seen this a few months ago but the PIG is new! How funny! I think I'll go hug my neighbors!

Oh Pooh, what fun! I liked the fire aftermath photos best! And the pig shed. So glad JD8 is somebody else's neighbor!

You know, I used to have a real issue with nazi-like Homeowner's Associations. I get it now. I really do.

I would hate it if this guy lived next door to me. Eck.

Femme

Totally hilarious!

I've been feeling pretty irritated with my neighbours lately, many parties, etc. but I guess I've got it better than I thought!

That was hilarious! And to think, MY ungrateful neighbors threw a hissy fit over nothing more than my lawn going unmowed for 3 weeks (mower was broken and being repaired). We should all count our blessings!

Why are you looking at me? Stop looking at me. I said, STOP -- wait, what? OK, never mind.

Pooh, you just made my Monday. That has to be the funniest thing I have read in years. This poor fellow, I thought I had bad neighbors.

Great read

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I haven't looked at the site yet. I really want to know why you were looking for some trailer park-ish, redneck-friendly pictures/

Tell, tell.

I was doing some geneology research - bwahahahaha!

Who was actually looking for cyber gifts for sheila's birthday thresd.

Pooh's funny. I think I'm just gonna keep following her around.

Pssssst, Tech, check out Sheila's Birthday thresd ( Pooh's post)

Thanks Buggy. I did. That Uncle Cletus does bear a family resemblence to the Bush boys, now doesn't he?

Write on the board 1000 times: I will not engage in political humor. I will not engage in political humor.

Oh, now this was a perfect way to brighten up a Monday. I think I know this guy. I just have to have him come over and build me a mailbox like that. What a work of art.

If you don't have time to do it right the first time, when are you going to find time to do it again? - Anonymous

Wow, I thought that I had interesting neighbors. This is a whole new level.

I'm loving this neighbor. How would you like it if every time you wanted to improve your garden your next door neighbor rushed to call somebody to complain about it?

I don't think you guys are appreciating the nuances of the neighbor's decorating schema. First, for those of you critical of the mailbox, please note that the Rock has been carefully designed to balance the mailbox at the other end of the path. A kind of Japanese garden effect. And I thought it was real considerate of him to put his pool table where the neighbors could use it too.

My personal favorite is the bricked-up mailbox. It really is a shame that I don't live in Georgia. In my neighborhood pouring the oil out and chaining up the dog would both earn him jail time.

Poor guy probably has no idea what the neighbors keep complaining about.

I have the opposite of this scenario. I have nosey redneck neighbors. I've gotten two calls and a visit from animal control about my dog barking all night. There are several dogs in the neighborhood and instead of finding out which one it is, they call about mine. The only problem is, MY dog is not out at night. *laughs* When my father goes to bed (usually about 8 p.m.), she goes to bed too. We got into this habit when she was a baby because instead of barking, she sings. The last time the neighbor called, the police showed up and then they had to go to my father's workplace to ask him what we do with the dog at night. *laughs*
Another thing, all the neighborhood kids are scared of my dog. My nephews had brought a little girl over to play in the kiddie pool. As they were opening the side gate, another kid on a bike rode by and told my oldest nephew that the dog was scary and not to go in there. Darris turned around and said "Her name's not Scary, it's Giffy!" The little girl got some serious sniffing (she has a puppy) and then a big kiss which she didn't appreciate at all. *laughs*

This is just too funny. I needed to laugh.

Nice to see that some of my relatives are doing all right for themselves...

Houston 19, Dallas 10!
Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.

Hey Drac! I did not know we are related. It is sooo good to hear from this side of the family.

C'mon over GB, we'll go swimming in the cement pond.

Houston 19, Dallas 10!
Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.

Sounds good. You bring the pigs and dog. I will bring the geese and chicken. Then we can meet in cousins yard, and help him build something.

Would I hijack this thread?

This thread got hijacked a while back.

Hey, who stole my Jebus statue?

Houston 19, Dallas 10!
Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.

LOL.

I didn't do it. Not me. No way. No how.

Oh wait, I don't even believe in Jebus.

Houston 19, Dallas 10!
Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.

I resisted checking this out, since...well, remember where I live. I was in pain by the time I got to the part about the waterfall.

Seems my neighbors aren't so bad after all.

Evil, rude, snotty, and proud of it!

Pooh hon....

I thought I had commented on this, but I guess not.
Thank you for posting this! ROFLMMFAO!! Mr. Vamps and I had a GREAT chuckle taking turns reading it to each other. We laugh because we HAVE neighbors like that along the river. *I* should post some pics sometime... You all wouldn't believe it! LMAO!

Sing until it hurts....

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Heh. Did I ever tell you guys about my drug-running porn star neighbors? They're a hoot.

My circumstantial evidence:

• Always have people coming and going at strange hours.


• They're obviously very wealthy, but none of them seem to work.


• They pick fights in the streets like 12 year old boys.


• They always head out on their boat (down the river and onto the lake) at about midnight or 1 AM, then come straight back less than 30 minutes later.


• They act like they are on drugs.

And, the only "evidence" that they are porn stars:

• They are unnaturally good looking, as are all their friends, but they have those weird pock marks and blemishes when you look at them up close - just like most porn stars. Blech.

Femme
edited cause I blew it. preview, Preview, PREVIEW!

This makes me truly appreciate my neighbors, especially the widower next door who brings my trash cans in on trash day after the garbage men throw them in the road!!!!

Snoocharoo

That mailbox is just .... special
I'm astounded the place hasn't sold yet with all of the improvements JD8 has made.

This is one of the funniest things I have read on the internet! hahaha

Cin

Just be glad that they don't have a dog....

Snoocharoo

Oh thanks a lot snooch! You made me spew coffee onto my keyboard!

Poor little Weimaraner. I hope they get him to the doggie dentist soon!

--doesn't really like dogs but thinks weimaraner's are way cool