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"Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Smooth23 on 04-25-07 at 09:15 AM
So I've been working out for the past couple months and have came to a point where I need to decide something. How big should I let my arse get? I've heard opinions from a few girls going both ways, that small is nice and so is big. Now, before I started working out I never had a butt, in fact every girl I've ever been with made it a point to joke about my non-butt.
Now, I expect some intense debate here. Help a fella out.

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"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 04-25-07 at 09:17 AM
It's not the size of the butt that matters. It's the cut of the jeans.

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by newsomewayne on 04-25-07 at 09:21 AM
Yes, but isn't that just promoting false advertising?


Sigs by Bob! For the discerning palate!

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 04-25-07 at 09:30 AM
Nope, it just promotes good taste.

"I have enough fashion sense to choose a pair of jeans that flatters my small butt."
---or---
"I have enough fashion sense to choose a pair of jeans that flatters my big butt."

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Breezy on 04-25-07 at 09:37 AM
Exactly.


You forgot to bold a word though.

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 04-25-07 at 09:56 AM

*head tilt*
Which word?

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Breezy on 04-25-07 at 09:59 AM
Sense.
"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by txmomma26 on 04-25-07 at 12:05 PM
And here I figured she'd say butt.

*shrug*


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"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 04-25-07 at 12:10 PM
Breezy is a wild card that way.

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by txmomma26 on 04-25-07 at 12:18 PM
Breezy? Wild? Naaaaaaaaah. She's our little mouse.

*SNICKER*


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"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 04-25-07 at 12:21 PM
She's tricksy that way too.

*SKOR*

deja vu?

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Breezy on 04-25-07 at 12:25 PM
*TOFFAIY*

I have all the Trixie Belden books.
"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by txmomma26 on 04-25-07 at 01:00 PM
*ALMOND JOY*

WTF is a ... whatever you said up there, anyway?


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"oops spelled it wrong"
Posted by Breezy on 04-25-07 at 01:11 PM
"RE: oops spelled it wrong"
Posted by Buggy on 04-25-07 at 05:30 PM
I love those.
Don't they have little hazelnuts inside?
Haven't seen them for years.

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Spanky68 on 04-25-07 at 09:28 AM
I really can't help you with advice about what looks better or is more desirable. But I need to remind you that as guys, we have a license to have big butts. That is all.



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"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by qwertypie on 04-25-07 at 12:32 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-25-07 AT 12:38 PM (EST)

That is why Dockers were invented.


Don't yell at me, I shamelessly stole that one from Dave Barry.

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Snidget on 04-25-07 at 09:32 AM
It's not so much size as quality.

Once you've met the minimum so you actually have one it is all about the shape and firmness.

Although being mistaken for the girl in the relationship when people see the couple from the back probably means you went too far.


It's a tribe creation!

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by bullzeye on 04-25-07 at 09:54 AM
We still talking about butts?


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"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Snidget on 04-25-07 at 09:58 AM
Um, I was, but upon re-reading I could see where one might take my comments elsewhere.


It's a tribe creation!

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by mrc on 04-25-07 at 09:55 AM
Don't these types of threads demand before and after pics?

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"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by EMTBGRL on 04-25-07 at 10:08 AM
I thought lack of working out was made big butts, or the dreaded eventual two-butts. Or, the buh-thigh (where the butt and the thigh are indistinguishable from each other) If you are working out? Work out for overall health and to feel better.

As for me? I care more about what the mouth is saying than what the butt looks like. It's your body, do what feels right for you. Then you will attract people that like you for you- how can you go wrong?

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by nailbone on 04-25-07 at 10:15 AM
As a fellow guy, I have no opinion.


"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 04-25-07 at 10:18 AM
I will confiscate your Official Metrosexual Card now.

As a guy, you can still show some sense, right?

I got it that time for you, Breezy.

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Breezy on 04-25-07 at 10:24 AM

LOL
"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by nailbone on 04-25-07 at 11:36 AM
Ok, OK!!!

HD has it right. It's not how big or small it is, it's how you dress it, the cut of the pants. AND how proportional it is to the rest of you.

BUt I'm thinking if you're buttless now, after working out you'll have a very toned non-butt, rather than creating a new bigger butt.


"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Ante Bellum on 04-25-07 at 12:33 PM
That's the difference between cardio fitness and body-building.

Body-building will in fact give you a bigger butt.


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"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Breezy on 04-25-07 at 12:37 PM
So will steriods.
"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by byoffer on 04-25-07 at 01:16 PM
So will Twinkies.


Just sayin'

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Breezy on 04-25-07 at 02:24 PM
I prefer SuzieQ's.
"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by J I M B O on 04-25-07 at 12:39 PM

And I don't know that I've ever taken notice of a butt that was too big from body building. You'd have to do a LOT of squats to get a butt that large IMO. So I'd say go for it and build it up.
"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Snidget on 04-25-07 at 12:53 PM
Yep, I've never seen one get too large from exercise.

Beer and donuts, yes. Exercise, no.

I have noticed certain athletic pursuits do seem to build up the male rear quite nicely.


It's a tribe creation!

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 04-25-07 at 12:59 PM
Yup. Since the women you know in real life, Smooth, cannot agree on small butt or big butt, you should just choose the model in Men's Health that has the body that matches your goals and then aim for whatever he happens to have. Obviously no choice is going to be universally attractive to all women (and men).

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Smooth23 on 04-25-07 at 02:26 PM
AB is right, within two weeks of starting to do heavy squats, my legs, and butt exploded into existance.

Bang
"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by arkiegrl on 04-25-07 at 02:29 PM
Bravie has "butt explosions" on a regular basis.

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Smooth23 on 04-25-07 at 02:35 PM
Are they assplosions?

Bang
"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 04-25-07 at 03:55 PM
*snort* Arkie funny.


Arkie Rocks!!!

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by arkiegrl on 04-25-07 at 03:58 PM
I have my moments.
*smooch*
"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 04-25-07 at 04:24 PM
I first read that as "I have ointments". I thought perhaps that was a bit too TMI. *giggle*


Arkie Rocks!!!

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by arkiegrl on 04-25-07 at 04:34 PM
You know I would never share TMI. *giggle* If I had said "I need ointments", that would be TMI.

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 04-25-07 at 12:31 PM
My opinion is it should be squeezable and pinchable. I don't want to break a fingernail on a rock hard butt when I go to pinch it

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by greenmonstah on 04-25-07 at 12:40 PM
I always kind of thought of you as a big ass ...PAUSE....*TAKES A SIP OF COFFEE*.....*LOOKS AT NAILS*...PAUSE...kind of man.


"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 04-25-07 at 12:42 PM
Oh, Monstah, you did not just go there. Snort.

I'm snorting alot today, I must be in a really good mood.

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by greenmonstah on 04-25-07 at 12:44 PM
I tease a lot, Miss Tummy.


"*gasp*"
Posted by Breezy on 04-25-07 at 12:45 PM
You do? So that's how you get your hair so high.
"RE: *gasp*"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 04-25-07 at 12:53 PM
Hi-jacker!

"RE: *gasp*"
Posted by Breezy on 04-25-07 at 12:56 PM
*sticks out thumb*

Going my way, ma'am?


*runs*

"RE: *gasp*"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 04-25-07 at 01:04 PM
I'm always going you're way

*sticks out foot. trips Breezy*

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 04-25-07 at 12:50 PM
Thank you for not calling me ma'am. I got called ma'am this morning and it crushed me. I don't think I could handle that twice in one day!


Do you use alot of hairspray?

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Breezy on 04-25-07 at 12:44 PM
I must be in a good mood too. *snort*


How YOU doin? *shakes booty*

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by greenmonstah on 04-25-07 at 12:49 PM
Did 2 Suzy Q's drop out of the vending machine today?


I am totally wiped out today.

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Breezy on 04-25-07 at 12:50 PM
OMH Do you know how bad I want a SuzieQ now. *drool*

Want me to come over and watch the littlin's?

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 04-25-07 at 12:46 PM
*snort* Monsty funny.


Arkie Rocks!!!

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by txmomma26 on 04-25-07 at 01:03 PM
Let me state for the record, this is part of why I love the Monstah.


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"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by dragonflies on 04-25-07 at 01:15 PM
I cannot be any judge on the size of your butt without pictures.



"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Spanky68 on 04-25-07 at 02:36 PM
shameless hussy!



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"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Smooth23 on 04-25-07 at 02:39 PM
You could only wish ;)

Bang
"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by cahaya on 04-25-07 at 01:15 PM
I have a non-butt and I'm proud of it!


Foo dogs by tribe.

DW thinks it's sexy.

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by ginger on 04-25-07 at 03:47 PM
Anything more than a handful....


"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by Prof_ Wagstaff on 04-25-07 at 07:02 PM
Doh!
That is so completely about something else!


Tribephylanthropy!
Whata boob!

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 04-25-07 at 07:12 PM
requires a threesome?


Arkie Rocks!!!

"RE: Opinions.. Big(strong) man booty?"
Posted by foonermints on 04-25-07 at 04:40 PM
Go ahead and embiggen it.


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