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"Caption This."
Posted by ginger on 01-24-06 at 12:24 PM


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"Excuse me but would you pass the Grey Poupon"
Posted by CantStandToLook on 01-24-06 at 12:27 PM
Can I have the Jelly please?


Bob: giving sigs to the shroom loving undeserving since forever!

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by Estee on 01-24-06 at 12:28 PM
Ginger's latest attempt to induce hurling in every RTVW denizen succeeds beyond her wildest dreams.
"take your pick"
Posted by Spanky68 on 01-24-06 at 12:28 PM
I have got to find those car keys. got a big meeting in 15 minutes!!!

or

"No, really. Your tentacles are lovely in this light. No, I'm not married, that is just a weird birthmark on my ring finger. And yes, I WILL call you in the morning."


"RE: Caption This."
Posted by ginger on 01-24-06 at 12:45 PM
Here's mine:

"After the procedure, doctors explained to Anna Nicole that the diaphragm would be more effective if cleaned regularly."


Sorry. I just had to.

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by Lasann on 01-24-06 at 12:48 PM
OMG, I just laughed so hard I choked!

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by EnfanTerrible on 01-24-06 at 12:51 PM
Ginger! Naughty!


and i lvoe you!

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by ginger on 01-24-06 at 12:55 PM
I guess it would be funnier if she still looked like she just ate Manhattan. But if I used Star Jones no one would forgive me.



"RE: Caption This."
Posted by Emily RugBurn on 01-24-06 at 01:00 PM
...if I used Star Jones no one would forgive me.

I would, ginger! I would!

~ EmRB

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-24-06 at 01:01 PM
Good one. But rumor has it that Anna Nicole doesn't actually need a diaphragm due to her um, preferences.


syg by Cyg

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by ginger on 01-24-06 at 01:27 PM
You mean her penchant for 137-year-old men?



"RE: Caption This."
Posted by DooWahDitty on 01-24-06 at 01:33 PM
Rumor has it she prefers her own kind and won't even acknowledge questions about it.


once the suit is finally settleddisposed of, we'll see how she acts/answers

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by dabo on 01-24-06 at 03:06 PM
What actually is her kind?


"RE: Caption This."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-24-06 at 03:23 PM
"RE: Caption This."
Posted by Spanky68 on 01-25-06 at 00:01 AM
if she's not having a PMS attack, why are those guys running?
"RE: Caption This."
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-25-06 at 00:09 AM
Cuz these guys are terrified that this 50-foot woman's diaphragm is gonna come crashing down onto them.


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Scratch and sniff
"Tsk, tsk. Pepe's messing with the newbies again." Spidey, 3/30/05

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by Spanky68 on 01-25-06 at 00:13 AM
ok, but if she REALLY looked like that, a lot of men would chance it. there would, of course, be trouble "measuring up" to her demands...but again, some of us are up to the challenge.

They knew how to draw em back in the 50s, eh? ;)

"RE: Caption This: 50' Woman"
Posted by RollDdice on 01-26-06 at 03:12 PM
Is that a freeway overpass between your thighs, or are you just happy to see me?

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by Emily RugBurn on 01-24-06 at 12:48 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-24-06 AT 12:51 PM (EST)

"After years of speculation and enduring countless "Loch Ness" jokes, scientists can now confirm the existence of the Giant, Underwater Bowl of Wookiee."

~ EmRB

Generously handcrafted by the Amazing RollDdice; no relation to the Amazing Spider-Man.
Incessant Ramblings of a Cyber-delic Hippy

Eidted too fx speeling.

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by Canada Girl on 01-24-06 at 12:56 PM
Yes, sir! They are most definetly the largest and most hairy pair I have ever seen.


LOVE the Bowl of Wookie!

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by Emily RugBurn on 01-24-06 at 01:05 PM
LOL, Canada Girl! I'll say!

~ EmRB

Now, can I offer you some Wookiee? It's a little chewy, but I can assure you, it's quite good.

*brr-ump-bump*

*groan*

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by dabo on 01-24-06 at 01:07 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-24-06 AT 01:07 PM (EST)

Indiana Jones and the Sacred Oobie

SMILES ARE FREE

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by J I M B O on 01-24-06 at 01:22 PM

Scuba diver tests new underwater bikini wax...paralyzed in the process.
"Ma'am?"
Posted by Canada Girl on 01-24-06 at 01:47 PM
"Uh, hi, I'm from Serentity Spa. Just swam down here to give you this coupon for 50% off Brazillian Waxing. Just in case..."

"RE: Ma'am?"
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 01-25-06 at 00:14 AM
This? Is reminding me WAYYY too much of our snorkeling trip in Hawaii.


Talk, talk, it's only talk . . .

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by frisky on 01-24-06 at 01:51 PM
"Nice hairball. You gonna eat that?"


Rolly made this.

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by ginger on 01-24-06 at 01:53 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH Frisky!

And just before lunchtime!


"RE: Caption This."
Posted by frisky on 01-24-06 at 02:04 PM
Not my fault you live in the un-Frisky Timezone.


Rolly made this.
Maybe we should post this picture in the diet thread.

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by EnfanTerrible on 01-24-06 at 01:54 PM
>"Nice hairball. You gonna eat
>that?"
>
I showed that to The Princess and she's now doing congratulatory claw-sharpening on my wicker settee.
"RE: Caption This."
Posted by bystander on 01-24-06 at 02:05 PM
Doctor's check the placenta for abnormalities after Anna Nicole Smith's recent underwater birthing.


"...an educated, erudite, socially polished and a very accomplished example of upper crust society" - Kingfish

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by frisky on 01-24-06 at 02:16 PM
HA!!

Oh Giiiiiiinnnngerrrrrrrrrr...lunch is readyyyyyyyyy!!


Rolly made this.

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by ginger on 01-24-06 at 02:56 PM
You know, Placenta Helper cheeseburger is much better than I remembered.



"RE: Caption This."
Posted by bystander on 01-24-06 at 02:58 PM
Nuthin better than cheesy placenta, I always say.

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by EnfanTerrible on 01-25-06 at 02:31 PM
My Aunt from Italy had a great recipe for placenta.


"RE: Caption This."
Posted by bystander on 01-25-06 at 02:44 PM
That's just sick!

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by Molaholic on 01-25-06 at 11:54 PM

"Really, I'm not just the President of Tenticle Club for Men, I'm a client!"

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by RollDdice on 01-26-06 at 03:16 PM
>

"Okay, now just turn your tentacles and cough."


"RE: Caption This."
Posted by Cygnus X1 on 01-26-06 at 00:57 AM
Rejected Kellogg's breakfast cereal ideas never die. They just get chucked into Lake Michigan.
"First dolphins, then..."
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-06 at 01:01 AM
Ex-BF of 'dolphin bride' decides prove he can wed a sea critter, too.

"Um, Joe, you can get lost in there!"

A RollDice creation

"RE: Caption This."
Posted by DSpunk on 01-26-06 at 06:11 PM
"In the latest episode of fear factor..."


Sliced. Again.