Buckeyegirl
oh how I feel your pain I'm a bank teller a couple days a week and people will sit in their cars and yak (these are the same people that NEVER have their slips filled out) meanwhile cars are lining up behind them while they take care of thier big important blathering business and then when complaints come in about how slow the drive thru is WHO do you think gets the flak? the tellers do of course

since we're on a rant here I have a co-worker who's guts I hate I hate her because she's mind numbingly stupid and should never have been hired and yet the bosses fawn all over her and fail to recongnize that the rest of us are working extra to pick up her slack GRRRRRRRRR

ah I do feel a little better now thanks to the person who started this post can we do this every Friday?

It's a cell phone signal jammer. I hope you like jammin too

I think it'd be excellent if all movie theaters use them and banks & grocery stores implement them to jam all cell phones within ten feet of a checkout. This would certainly get lines moving faster.

I've actually yelled at someone to get moving after she stood in line with two items and just stood there yakking while the cashier kept trying to get her attention so she could pay for the items. She gave me a dirty look.

Scratch and sniff
"Tsk, tsk. Pepe's messing with the newbies again." Spidey, 3/30/05

Here's an effective method for annoying cell phone gabbers (especially the ones who talk really loud and you have to hear personal details about a stranger's life, which you find quite painful). After you confirm that the cell call is a nonessential annoyance to humankind, politely address the gabber in a made-up "foreign" language. (Don't use a real alternative language...they might understand you.) When the gabber gives you an annoying look, persist. Feign some need, like you're trying to read a package or determine how to make change in "foreign to you" currency or you need to know where a post office is. It's fun. Sometimes you can even point to their phone and say something like, "Keteha?" They'll hold out the phone to bug-eye you, and you can start speaking into their phone in your "foreign" launguage. (Don't grab the phone, however, as this could be construed as an act of attempted robbery.)

I demand missles be attached to the front of my car.

Just the front?

http://www.classicgaming.com/rotw/autoduel/

(Funny site... I found it chasing after one of my personal banes: an ancient Marble Madness machine that lurked in the corner of the mall, waiting to elevate the stress levels of generation after generation. It may still be there. I still hear the screams.)

Why do people insist of turning left with no left turn signal?

And why do people not stop at stop signs and cut me off when I'm a pedestrian or a bicyclist?

I'm convinced that the people who drive in my city are idiots and that it's a miracle that I haven't been killed yet. (Because a car can do a lot of damage to a person who has no big engine in front of them to provide protection.)

Three is the perfect number.

Also dont forget....take out (or add to) all of the above "cell phone" items and replace with "girl puttin on makeup" while running 80 mph down freeway, at red light, intown traffic...you get the idea.

War Eagle

In the future, Miss Slice, don't have 7 DIFFERENT drinks in one night.

Uggh...

so much vomiting...

The world was moving/she was right there with it/ and she was

Were you dumb??

I am not one to talk though. I have had a bottle of wine and I am loopy. I think the cold medicine is helping...so I am dumb too sweetie pie...

Excellent siggy by JSlice, Worm by the Fab IceCat And Icey bounced me! Yippee!!
I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum...Cuz how can you be grumpy, When the sun shines out your bum??

*see* what happens when you don't stick to lovely ales and stouts?

Sigs by Bob! When the best isn't good enough!

This rant is brought to you by Cellular One, Giant Food, and Discover Card.

Okay, it's Friday and the Giant Food store is a little crowded. I just wanted to pay for my items and be quick about it because I was stocking up on ice cream on one of the hottest days of the year. I finally settle on one of the Self Scan aisles because that would be faster than waiting in a long line at one of the regular checkouts. I get behind a lady who is having a problem scanning bagels from the self serve bakery. A cashier finally comes over to help her finish her order and I start to process my order. Just as I am starting, a kid (guy in his 20's) who is talking loudly on his cell phone intrudes my space. I'm wondering why he's doing that, because the cell convo doesn't indicate why he is coming the wrong way into my aisle, forcing me to stop scanning my stuff. He finally detaches the cellphone from his ear when a cashier comes up to see whatz up. He tells her he forgot to pick up his $20 cashback from the slot. He claimed to have been there like 2 seconds ago. I know he was not, because the other lady with the bagels had been there. The cashier uses the terminal to look at the transaction previous to the bagel lady. There is no cashback on the receipt. Finally, the cashier finds the $20 for Dumbnutz in the lane next to mine. I am a little peeved, but he does apologize. I'm guessing he originally thought I was a thief. Oh, yeah, I've got your $20 right here, kid.

Fortunately, the cashier was nice, bagged my order, and told me she came over when she saw the look on my face, bless her heart.

Handcrafted by RollDdice 2005

I scored some Pina Colada mix and Marquerita mix on clearance sale. I don't drink alcohol, but they both are good over shaved ice. Want some? A/C is cool.