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"Russian astrologer is insane"

Posted by newsomewayne on 07-05-05 at 04:12 PM
or...Woman (celestial minded, starlight guided, and anti-comet collided) seriously misguided. Lawsuit sighted. NASA indited.

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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by ARnutz on 07-05-05 at 04:14 PM
Is she a Scientologist?



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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by dragonflies on 07-06-05 at 12:25 PM
No, she didn't take her B-12


"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by ginger on 07-05-05 at 04:15 PM
I have to admit, there's a part of me that gets VERY nervous when we go out experimentally exploding large astral bodies. But then I forget all about it, because we Sagittarians are like that.



"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by volsfan on 07-05-05 at 04:38 PM
She earlier told the paper that the experiment would “deform her horoscope.”

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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by ginger on 07-05-05 at 04:39 PM
Yeah, but now NASA's in trouble with the powerful Horoscope Antideformation League.




"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by volsfan on 07-05-05 at 04:41 PM
Are you calling me fat?

"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by Estee on 07-05-05 at 04:43 PM
She's not calling you fat. There's a line to call you fat. People take a number to call you fat. Ginger's got #13,842.

I'm #19, but I've been waiting for months.


"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by ginger on 07-05-05 at 05:21 PM
I'm calling Estee fat.



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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by nailbone on 07-06-05 at 12:20 PM
Vols is fat!!


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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by Estee on 07-05-05 at 04:41 PM
Let me guess. She's a Libra and now one scale is just a little bit lower than the other...

"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by newsomewayne on 07-05-05 at 04:42 PM
I've been to their site. Their argument is pretty Shallow. HAL really doesn't have a case.

"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by LibraRising on 07-05-05 at 05:05 PM
Ooh, is this like one of those -- BTW, you can't say I'm not a patriot -- games where you are supposed to find the hidden movie title and underline it?


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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by KeithFan on 07-05-05 at 06:51 PM
Astrologists of the world, UNITE!


"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by ginger on 07-05-05 at 07:01 PM
DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!




"LOL"
Posted by Dizwiz on 07-06-05 at 09:10 AM
Now, that? Was funny. Diet Coke everywhere.



"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by Molaholic on 07-05-05 at 07:18 PM
But we've all missed the most absolutely amazing fact in this whole thing -- something not only mind-bogglingly astounding but possibly beyond the scope of reality!

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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by ginger on 07-05-05 at 07:19 PM
France?



Canada?


"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by Molaholic on 07-05-05 at 07:55 PM
Just the de rigueur use of a superfluous French term – something required for those astrology types.




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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by Snidget on 07-05-05 at 07:23 PM
An insane astrologer...this? is news?

I think this and the teacher's union being insane need to be put up for the TYCO headline category for the 2005 OT awards


Where is Mr Potter when you need him?

Not that anyone here who really is into astrology is necessarily insane, but all the ones that make the news sure seem to be, sorry in advance to any I have offended.


"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by Molaholic on 07-05-05 at 07:51 PM
Not that anyone here who really is into astrology is necessarily insane, but all the ones that make the news sure seem to be, sorry in advance to any I have offended.

Wouldn't you know, my horoscope this morning warned be about being "offended by an acquaintence with a hot steam vent..."


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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 07-06-05 at 07:55 AM
Not that anyone here who really is into astrology is necessarily insane, but all the ones that make the news sure seem to be, sorry in advance to any I have offended.

No offense taken. It's like when a tornado hits a neighborhood. All the nice normal people who are affected don't make the news. Just the one redneck who is wearing their own toilet on their head does.


And who says I'm not insane?


"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by Drive My Car on 07-06-05 at 07:50 AM

claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the Comet Tempel 1 this week “ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe,”

She has a point.
Since I'm simple maybe someone can explain to me why NASA crashed that thing in the first place.
I'm guessing it is because they can, and heck, who doesn't like to blow stuff up.




"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 07-06-05 at 07:54 AM
Bob finds that the other comets don't complain so much when they're left as smoking craters.


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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by ARnutz on 07-06-05 at 10:06 AM
*snort*



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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by newsomewayne on 07-06-05 at 07:56 AM
Well, they said it was to determine the origins of the universe. But I think your idea is probably closer to the mark.


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"RE: Russian astrologer is insane"
Posted by cahaya on 07-06-05 at 09:43 AM
maybe someone can explain to me why NASA crashed that thing in the first place.
I'm guessing it is because they can, and heck, who doesn't like to blow stuff up.

Astronomer Mike sort of agrees with that last comment (from Discovery):

"Astronomy is a passive science, not experimental," says A'Hearn. "As astronomers, we look. We watch God do the experiments and we see what happens." But the Deep Impact mission is different: "It's a bit of the boy in the sandbox playing, throwing something at something and seeing what happens," A'Hearn says. "The uncertainty of what's going to happen makes the experiment worth doing."

As to why...

We do know that comets are very old and very cold. Some 4.56 billion years ago, when our solar system took shape, the comets formed at a great distance from the sun. Unlike planets, which have been melted and mixed up and remixed and turned over in an endless series of catastrophic processes that all but obliterated knowledge of the beginning composition of the solar system, comets (at least those, like Tempel 1, that are small enough that internally generated heat does not change things) have spent most of their time at a great distance from the sun. There, in a long, deep freeze, their innards have theoretically remained intact.

"Unprocessed ices, ices way below the surface that haven't been warmed and refrozen, that's what we're after," A'Hearn says. "Because they're pristine. That's the ultimate thing we're after."

The question I'd ask is whether it's worth the $279 million, although it's cheaper than sending a human mission or robotic probe that has to return to earth. To put things in perspective, one N.Y. Olympics ($12 billion) would be the equivalent of about 40 of these kind of NASA missions. Alternatively, Iraq war costs for a single day would fund this space mission.


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