URL: http://community.realitytvworld.com/cgi-sys/cgiwrap/rtvw2/community/dcboard.cgi
Forum: DCForumID6
Thread Number: 19583
[ Go back to previous page ]
Original Message
"anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by Lisapooh on 04-05-05 at 12:16 PM
cause I'm completely unglued.

How are you today?

Table of contents
Messages in this discussion
"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by mrc on 04-05-05 at 12:18 PM
A little pasty after reading Hobbs' barf thread.

A Nefarious Dice Creation

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by Coconut on 04-05-05 at 12:18 PM
Lousy, thanks for asking.

*joins pooh in the unglued corner*

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by miamicatt on 04-05-05 at 12:19 PM
*sits down next to Coco to discuss younger men*
"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by Coconut on 04-05-05 at 12:21 PM

Now feeling slightly less crappy.

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by miamicatt on 04-05-05 at 12:29 PM
Glad I could help. Just go to your happy place. Mine involves a hotel room and a variety of scented oils.
"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by Coconut on 04-05-05 at 12:35 PM

hmmm.. Daniel Radcliffe and a back alley..

I am going to hell.

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by miamicatt on 04-05-05 at 12:40 PM
I'll save you a seat down front.
"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by Dizwiz on 04-05-05 at 12:23 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-05-05 AT 12:24 PM (EST)

Also lousy, and irritated with my Botox-sucking, Lexus-driving spoiled-brat sister-in-law.
*joins Pooh and Coco in the unglued corner*



"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by Seana on 04-05-05 at 12:25 PM
Both members of the Puncuation Patrol are out-of-sorts? This is no doubt the work of Dr. Misplaced A.S.S.


Zounds!

"Now it all makes sense!"
Posted by Dizwiz on 04-05-05 at 12:27 PM
Why didn't I think of that? Come to think of it, the offending relative has no sense of grammar, punctuation, or correct spelling. Clearly, this is the A.S.S. at work.


"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by Coconut on 04-05-05 at 12:27 PM
You'd misplace your ##### too, if your child had repeated ear infections and you had a case of PMS the size of Asia.

*grumblebitchgrumble*



"I'm handicapped without manure!" -Coconut's mum

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by mrc on 04-05-05 at 01:56 PM
I take no responsibility for these actions/feelings/emotions/hormones.

A Nefarious Dice Creation
I am simply a humble man trying to make it in the world. Why must I be persecuted?

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by miamicatt on 04-05-05 at 12:18 PM
About the same dear.

No Elmer's but I have some old nail glue that should do the trick.


RollDdice it was handcrafted by. Thankful Miamicatt is.

"How 'bout Old Bay?"
Posted by samiam on 04-05-05 at 12:19 PM
My boss told me I'm crabby today and that he fears me.


At least part of that is as it should be.

"RE: How 'bout Old Bay?"
Posted by Wheezy on 04-05-05 at 01:43 PM
That's because of the chocolate bunnies.


What. Are you looking at.

Wheeze * Everything In Between

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by Silvergirl1 on 04-05-05 at 12:22 PM

Feeling better now that my laxative worked overnight. Aren't you glad you asked?

Love ya. How's your hair today?

Silvergirl
Do you need Elmer's for your hairpiece or your false eyelashes?
Life is Good!

"I'm borderline"
Posted by moonbaby on 04-05-05 at 12:29 PM
postal and surrounded by useless people.

Thanks for allowing me the chance to vent!

"RE: I'm borderline"
Posted by CantStandToLook on 04-05-05 at 04:57 PM
why didn't you tell me you worked in my office

lazynoworkingsumbitchesgrumblegrumble


r u a bot?

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by thndrkttn on 04-05-05 at 12:41 PM
Given how badly my last two weeks have gone, I am doing okay for today. I even received my two Zero 7 cds in the mail yesterday and they are awesome!

Although, I have meeting with the FBI at 2:00 that could ruin everything.

*hugs for everyone having a carpy day*


sheer brilliance by syren

-no glue but I have two ace bandages on my arm you could borrow to tie yourself together and a half of a fiberglass cast you could beat someone with.

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by HobbsofMI on 04-05-05 at 01:09 PM
FBI? Are there others in the OT that will need to talk to them after you are done?


created by Syren

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by MandyM on 04-05-05 at 12:43 PM
Sorry...got no Elmer's...but I can give you some of my youngest daughter's infected-pearly-green-oozing-eye-goop out of her pink eye. It works pretty effectively in glueing her eyes shut, so it should work for you!


MM Poor kid - I feel like I'm torturing her putting those drops in her eyes every 4 hours. On the plus side, I get to watch All My Children today! Woo Hoo!

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by txmomma26 on 04-05-05 at 12:48 PM
I have no Elmers white stuff, but I do have:

Sorry...couldn't resist. What's going on with Pooh today???

I'm ready to lose my mind, and like Moonie, I'm surrounded by idjuts. Totally useless in the grand scheme of things. Job search? Begins now.


SigPic by Syren

"Me Too, Me Too"
Posted by samboohoo on 04-05-05 at 12:52 PM
At this point, I think I need Crazy Glue.

Conner's lungs are great, and they don't think he has asthma. Everyone, please clap, this is a great day for us. But . . .

we saw an allergist yesterday, and I'm not sure we really got any answers. He's allergic to "Timothy Grass," which is a mixture of grasses. I guess the positive to that is that I can include this in our "drug" talk when that day comes. We still don't have a definate answer for his cough except that maybe he has chronic sinus infections, so we are now using Nasonex. And . . .

he has Pink Eye and an ear infection.


Crowned by Pooh. Decorated by Syren

Perhaps I should go to high schools and be a spokeswoman for birth control.

"RE: Me Too, Me Too"
Posted by ginger on 04-05-05 at 12:54 PM
Wow. Pink eye AND an ear infection? He gets the award for Suckiest Day so far. *smooshes* to all Boos.

And all Poohs.

And all of youze.




"RE: Me Too, Me Too"
Posted by Dizwiz on 04-05-05 at 12:55 PM
Youze toos.


"RE: Me Too, Me Too"
Posted by ginger on 04-05-05 at 01:08 PM
Thankz, Diz.




"Poor Baby Boo"
Posted by Coconut on 04-05-05 at 01:59 PM
I'm glad he doesn't have athsma, but the ear infection sucks. Dominou sympathises. He's glad he doesn't have pinkeye too.

Of course, he doesn't have pinkeye because he gave it to me.

*rubs eyes*



"I'm handicapped without manure!" -Coconut's mum

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by nailbone on 04-05-05 at 12:54 PM
I'm just tired. Droopy, ya know.


New from Sigs by Syren!!
Keep lookin' up, cuz that's where it all is. o-

"????"
Posted by txmomma26 on 04-05-05 at 01:02 PM


Yes, it's quickly becoming that kind of day.

"RE: ????"
Posted by TeamJoisey on 04-05-05 at 01:43 PM
Why is he sniffing his finger?


These reality show contestants need a reality check!

"RE: ????"
Posted by txmomma26 on 04-05-05 at 01:58 PM
It must be the glue.


SigPic by Syren

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by jkokoj on 04-05-05 at 01:16 PM
may have to join you folks in that little corner!
"Y'all are amateurs"
Posted by Gothmog on 04-05-05 at 01:24 PM
I challenge anyone on this board to have had a suckier week than mine's been.

geg comes the closest. tYco

"RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Posted by arkiegrl on 04-05-05 at 01:25 PM
{hugs}
"RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Posted by SilverStar on 04-05-05 at 01:30 PM
*hugs* If it will make you feel better, you can ignore me. Oh wait, you already do that.


Syren? she awesome.
WTF does tYco mean? It's been driving me crazy, but I'm way too lazy to go and look it up on my own.

"RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 04-05-05 at 01:34 PM
tyCo = thank you Captain obvious


"RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Posted by SilverStar on 04-05-05 at 01:58 PM
Thank you Dweeze. I can sleep at night again. Well, if I can ever figure out how to type the *click click* sound, that is.


Syren? she awesome.

"You?"
Posted by moonbaby on 04-05-05 at 01:41 PM
I *heart*
Feel better, GM.

"RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Posted by true on 04-05-05 at 02:00 PM
Perk UP Gothmom, it's opening day! Hot dogs for everyone!



I really am sorry your week is sucky. I hope I made you smile....just a little.

"RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Posted by samiam on 04-05-05 at 06:46 PM
Yeah, nothing like opening day to cheer up a Cubs fan, especially when Prior's starting out on the DL. Way to go, true.


*hugs* to Gothmom...and, well, true, too, I guess.

"RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Posted by txmomma26 on 04-05-05 at 02:00 PM
Aww....*hugs* to Goth!


Why have I not seen you in the bar lately?

"RE: Y'all are amateurs"
Posted by Immunegirl on 04-05-05 at 09:24 PM
{{hugs to Goth}} Sorry to hear that things are going badly.


Gothmog is the greatest.

blog

"RE: anyone got any Elmer's? "
Posted by udg on 04-05-05 at 01:35 PM
I don't know what the problem is, but I think it's contageous.

I'm tempted to smudge my house, and I don't even believe in smudging!


Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004

"Awww Darlin..."
Posted by true on 04-05-05 at 01:57 PM
I only have a moment to spare (nap time, you know) so I'll sing you a few lines, and be off...

Well I was drunk the day my mama got outta prison
And I went to pick 'er up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup..truck,
She got runned over by a damned old train.

See, things could be worse.