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"Southern Humor"
Posted by sisterwoman on 09-22-04 at 09:21 AM
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"RE: Southern Humor"
Posted by seahorse on 09-22-04 at 09:30 AM
I especially like

Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

Hows that for starting out a relationship.


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"RE: Southern Humor"
Posted by txmomma26 on 09-22-04 at 02:52 PM
I'm liking

> Teach your children proper telephone etiquette. Nothing is more embarrassing than hearing Junior say, "We ain't seen Daddy in eight days, and Mama's too drunk to come to the phone."

"words to live by..."
Posted by arkiegrl on 09-22-04 at 02:56 PM
At a baby shower, never ask, "Do you have any idea who the father is?"

*snort*

"RE: Southern Humor"
Posted by seahorse on 09-22-04 at 03:05 PM
Or for those on a budget.

No matter how broke you are, never take your date flowers that were stolen from a cemetery.



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