I just thought I better remind the masses that AKDW04 has an ever-evolving platform.

As of today, I'm endorsing:

1. free Noggin' for all parents of children under 7 so that they can watch Blue and Dora all day instead of the insipid crap on Nickelodeon after Nick Jr.

2. Kool Aid as the national beverage.

3. compulsary vacation

4. air conditioning the outdoors

5. free sunscreen

Be watching for our catchy campaign jingle coming soon to a board near you!

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Table of contents

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• RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,cqvenus, 02:05 PM, 07-06-04
  • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,Devious Weasel, 02:09 PM, 07-06-04
    • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,cqvenus, 02:12 PM, 07-06-04
      • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,Devious Weasel, 02:13 PM, 07-06-04
        • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,cqvenus, 02:15 PM, 07-06-04
        • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,frisky, 02:53 PM, 07-06-04
          • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,Devious Weasel, 02:54 PM, 07-06-04
• You had me,zombiebaby, 02:09 PM, 07-06-04
• RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,samiam, 02:09 PM, 07-06-04
• RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,greenmonstah, 02:18 PM, 07-06-04
  • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,anotherkim, 07:13 PM, 07-06-04
• RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,TechNoir, 02:36 PM, 07-06-04
  • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,Devious Weasel, 02:37 PM, 07-06-04
    • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,landruajm, 02:48 PM, 07-06-04
      • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,Devious Weasel, 02:53 PM, 07-06-04
  • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,greenmonstah, 02:38 PM, 07-06-04
• RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,pythonfan, 02:54 PM, 07-06-04
• RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,Lisapooh, 02:56 PM, 07-06-04
  • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,Devious Weasel, 02:57 PM, 07-06-04
    • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,frisky, 02:59 PM, 07-06-04
      • RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:,Devious Weasel, 03:02 PM, 07-06-04
  • You get real money:,anotherkim, 07:15 PM, 07-06-04

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by cqvenus on 07-06-04 at 02:05 PM

why doesn't dweezil get to ride in the blimp with you?

~ cq

you're afraid he'll pop a hole in it with his claws, aren't you

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 07-06-04 at 02:09 PM

It's because I shed.

Plus the airsickness.

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by cqvenus on 07-06-04 at 02:12 PM

well, we can't have dweezil hair all over the Presidential Diva Blimp, can we?

~ cq

and we especially can't have vomitus

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 07-06-04 at 02:13 PM

Apparently we can't.

I blame the Secret Service.

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by cqvenus on 07-06-04 at 02:15 PM

kimpossible doesn't look like much of a flier, either, FWIW

she has that face of "is it over yet?"

~ cq

maybe she's being followed by buggy's blimp

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by frisky on 07-06-04 at 02:53 PM

I could join the campaign as your official hairball catcher.

*licks chops*

Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division
Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 07-06-04 at 02:54 PM

How you doin?

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"You had me"
Posted by zombiebaby on 07-06-04 at 02:09 PM

at free Noggin.

I'm the map,I'm the map...

The Kool Aid and the vacation is just a bonus.

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by samiam on 07-06-04 at 02:09 PM

I'm down with all of that.

"Oobi! Oobi!" chant the Things

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by greenmonstah on 07-06-04 at 02:18 PM

And snacks?

Kittyloaf Brand Sig. Action Figure Sold Separately

I know the sistahs will want to know about the snacks...

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by anotherkim on 07-06-04 at 07:13 PM

Snacks are a given. Lard filled fats for everyone!

Miscellaneous Ramblings
--and free sammiches every Tuesday.

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by TechNoir on 07-06-04 at 02:36 PM

Does the sunscreen come with an attractive applicator?

Sig thanks to some cold cat
"Some mornings, it just doesn't pay to gnaw through those leather straps." Emo Philips

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 07-06-04 at 02:37 PM

I can only do so much...

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by landruajm on 07-06-04 at 02:48 PM

Shouldn't the candidate we vote for be able to find the Washington, DC, metropolitan area?

Because I must say, you've evidenced no ability to do that, at least thus far. Not that I'm voting for the Aggie party or the SamiEatsPork party. You do have a natural advantage there, to be sure.

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 07-06-04 at 02:53 PM

I've been in the DC metropolitan area before. I've seen movies at the Ballston Mall cineplex. I've eaten at the Rio Grande. I've overpaid for a cab ride down to various federal buildings, and stood in line at Metro stops.

AKDW are outsiders. We are beholden to no special interests.

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by greenmonstah on 07-06-04 at 02:38 PM

You are not talking tubes or spritz, right? *sits back* Tech has very insightful question...

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by pythonfan on 07-06-04 at 02:54 PM

You've got my vote. I'll be putting up the placards in my yard shortly.

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon.
~Charles Schultz

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by Lisapooh on 07-06-04 at 02:56 PM

what about my commemorative coin. Ferret promised me a commemorative coin.

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 07-06-04 at 02:57 PM

You'll get your coin. Don't worry.

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by frisky on 07-06-04 at 02:59 PM

*waits for ferret to cough up white hairball containing commemorative coin*

Card-carrying RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division
Non-Embezzling GAWKUR Treasurer

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"RE: Since Kerry made his announcement:"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 07-06-04 at 03:02 PM

You've got the job, F!

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"You get real money:"
Posted by anotherkim on 07-06-04 at 07:15 PM

Miscellaneous Ramblings
--Reagan, Schmeagan.

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