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"If -- then."
Posted by Estee on 07-04-04 at 07:37 PM
If Captain Savem did a summary, then he would become ReCappy.

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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by Captain_Savem on 07-04-04 at 07:45 PM


If Buggy's husband were to become President of The United States, then she would be the First Lady Bug...


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by Puffy on 07-04-04 at 07:51 PM
If Greenmonstah were to make potatoes, they might be called Monsty Mash.



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The order of the banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by qwertypie on 07-04-04 at 08:12 PM
If Sunny_Bunny was a conterfeiter, then it would be
Sunny_Bunny Funny Money


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by seahorse on 07-04-04 at 11:58 PM
You all are so clever. I will have to put on my thinking cap to see if I can come up with one.


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by frisky on 07-05-04 at 00:42 AM
If Woe married Don Ho, she'd be Woe Ho.


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by woeisme1 on 07-05-04 at 00:51 AM
Bwahahaha!!! You slay me Frisky, but in a good way

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There is no memory with less satisfaction in it than the memory of some temptation we resisted--James Branch Cabell

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by Puffy on 07-05-04 at 02:04 AM
or if Woeisme 1 married Don Ho, she'd be Don 1 (Juan)



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The order of the banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.

"But....."
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 07-05-04 at 02:12 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-05-04 AT 02:16 AM (EST)

....if Woe dropped Don for one of the Three Stooges, she's be Woe Ho Moe.

ETA: From Sagebrush Sweetie: If Woe were an alcoholic pirate, she's Woe Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum.

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"RE: But....."
Posted by woeisme1 on 07-05-04 at 06:02 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-05-04 AT 06:04 AM (EST)

And then when Moe dumps me and I marry a Joe, I'll be Woe Ho Moe Joe.

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Edited because I forgot my first hubby Ho (even that sounds funny to me)

There is no memory with less satisfaction in it than the memory of some temptation we resisted--James Branch Cabell

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by Captain_Savem on 07-05-04 at 04:06 AM


Frisky Funny


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So help me God, I do *heart* her so...

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by woeisme1 on 07-05-04 at 00:53 AM
If Puffy married Sleeeve, would she then be Puffy Sleeeve?

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There is no memory with less satisfaction in it than the memory of some temptation we resisted--James Branch Cabell

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by frisky on 07-05-04 at 10:09 AM
If she dumped him and moved up the coast, then she would be Sleeeveless in Seattle.


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by AugustGirl on 07-05-04 at 10:23 AM
Frisky is too funny!


*snort*

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by frisky on 07-05-04 at 01:06 AM
If I buried Ginger up to her neck in my herb garden, then she'd be ginger root.


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by seahorse on 07-05-04 at 01:12 AM
If Grit and True got together, they would be John Wayne's favorite "True Grit"


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by frisky on 07-05-04 at 01:22 AM
If CantStandToLook looked, then he'd have to change his name to "Looker."


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 07-05-04 at 01:29 AM
And if he ran off with WCH's wife, she'd be Cooker Looker.

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Come back, WCH! We miss you!

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by LozengeofLove on 07-05-04 at 01:37 AM
If Scnookie Palookie came to visit you at 8AM, then you'd be getting some morning nookie because you're frisky.
"RE: If -- then."
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 07-05-04 at 01:31 AM
If the person who started this thread were naughty and had a crummy car, he/she would be Fresh Estee with Lemon.

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It's a beverage.

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by LozengeofLove on 07-05-04 at 01:42 AM
If Wheezy had a simple recipe for processing her own Monterey Jack that worked especially well during allergy season, should she title it Sneezy Wheezy's Easy Cheese Pleaser?
"RE: If -- then."
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 07-05-04 at 01:59 AM
LAST EDITED ON 07-05-04 AT 02:09 AM (EST)

If the head of Ballerina of Doom were transplanted onto Black and White Dog, we'd have Bawdy BoDy.

Nine months before Bacon was born, his parents were Makin' Bacon.

And, if August Girl were a poodle, she'd be Augie Doggie.

If I were Naked, I'd Bbear.

If AZLeo were like me, she'd be LayZLeo.

If a certain moderator sold used boats in Alaska, the name of his business would be AyaK's KayaKs. If he were rich, he'd drive a Kadillakyakyakyak.

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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by frisky on 07-05-04 at 10:12 AM
Bwwaaahahahahaha!!!

I *heart* Dan!


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by Estee on 07-05-04 at 03:31 PM
And if you studied the history of the Fuller company until you became a savant wherever they were concerned, you'd be Sagebrush Dan!

...wait.

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by Captain_Savem on 07-05-04 at 04:22 AM


If I_Am_He died and went to Hell, and upon his arrival decided to get a sex change, then would we have to call him I_Am_Shedevil?


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Missin' some Shedevil in case y'all didn't know...

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by Tiger Lily on 07-05-04 at 05:41 AM
Oh my goodness. You? Are cracking me up today.


~Lily~

"Green Cat or Ice Monstah"
Posted by tribephyl on 07-05-04 at 06:41 AM
Ballerina is Me
***OR***
Woe of Doom

Survivorphyl
***OR***
tribescott

Shakes the RatEater
***OR***
Pagong the clown

Captain Le Pew
***OR***
Pepe Savem

nailfan
***OR***
railbone

echoScribe
***OR***
Nightgirl

Sagebrush Fan
***OR***
Vols Dan

AhtumKRZ
***OR***
BRVNbreez

nail Car
***OR***
Drive My bone

DoodleProf
***OR***
EnglBug

I hear that Doodleprof Englbug is a new Vegas Cabaret Act!

Sn'DCS©MMIV
Upon thee, Mike Darnell, I wish a most serious pox.

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by greenmonstah on 07-05-04 at 08:00 AM
If Wheezy and Dweezil both ran for President of OT, then who would be the lesser of two weasels?


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Sorry...it is morning and I am bleary eyed.

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by grit on 07-05-04 at 09:46 AM
Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she would become:

Ella Vader


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by frisky on 07-05-04 at 10:14 AM
And if she "changed teams" and hooked up with Ginger, then she'd be Ginger's Ella Vader.


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by nailbone on 07-05-04 at 10:02 AM
If Woe ran a brothel, would she call it Woe's Ho's?

(It also works for a gardening shop - Woe's Hoe's)


The order of Banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs. o-

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by greenmonstah on 07-05-04 at 10:04 AM
Breezy is a 'ho...


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Just really here to give my Cupcake a smooch!

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by frisky on 07-05-04 at 10:19 AM
If Breezy was a model by day and a ho by night, she'd be Easy Breezy Beautiful Cover Girl.


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by CantStandToLook on 07-05-04 at 03:44 PM
Funniest yet...you guys are cracking me up today.


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The Fellowship of the Banana is at hand.

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by frisky on 07-05-04 at 10:16 AM
If Glow jumped out of the bushes and attacked Grendel, then he'd Beowulfed.

If Glow and Devious Weasel were to mate, then there would be such a thing as "weaselwolves."


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by greenmonstah on 07-05-04 at 10:23 AM
These are great! I love it!!!! LOL


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Now if we were to chop you up and give you a good stir frying, would you be frisk-asee?

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by frisky on 07-05-04 at 10:26 AM
Mmmmm....sounds yummy!

oh, wait...


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"RE: If -- then."
Posted by AugustGirl on 07-05-04 at 10:25 AM
And then we could google them.


Frisky is on a roll today!

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by okaychatt on 07-05-04 at 05:11 PM
If L8toLife were hanging from a cliff, and DeerHunter rescued him?/her?, we could say they were holding on for Deer Life.



"RE: If -- then."
Posted by okaychatt on 07-05-04 at 05:19 PM
If moonbaby and glow were to name a child, they could call it MoonGlow.


"RE: If -- then."
Posted by okaychatt on 07-05-04 at 05:21 PM
If reversehalo and DriveMyCar were in a car and had to back up, they could go into ReverseDrive.


"RE: If -- then."
Posted by okaychatt on 07-05-04 at 05:24 PM
LAST EDITED ON 07-05-04 AT 05:25 PM (EST)

If frisky and okaychatt were to start a 900 number phone line, they could call it FriskyChatt.


"RE: If -- then."
Posted by cqvenus on 07-06-04 at 10:06 AM

i don't know but this thread is funny so i'm bumping it.

~ cq


needs more coffee before participating

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by grit on 07-06-04 at 10:11 AM
If Seahorse and Breezy got together, you would have a SeaBreezy.


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Yum, one of my favorite drinks!

"RE: If -- then."
Posted by Devious Weasel on 07-06-04 at 11:25 AM
If Another Kim went on tour with the American Idol 2 runner-up, would they be billed as Clay-AKim?