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"New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by mal_bates on 06-06-04 at 07:47 AM
New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?

iKobo Money Transfer and Merchant Services

They don't charge any fees... !
Registration is free, I was able to receive credit card payments in half an hour with no
investments at all.

http://www.keyglobe.com/ikobo_details.php

PS: and most wholesome: they provide 10 Level Affiliate Program.
By now I have no complaints, does anybody had experience already with iKobo ?

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"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by probably clueless on 06-06-04 at 07:55 AM
I used to have a sheepdog named Rory.


A Kittyloaf®Original
*Bout time I got one in first!*


"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by greenmonstah on 06-06-04 at 07:59 AM



YOu just beat me to it...is sheepdog one word or two words like sheep dog?


Tooth paste or toothpaste?

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by probably clueless on 06-06-04 at 08:04 AM
Cut back on the caffine babe.


A Kittyloaf®Original
*Yikes!*


"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by greenmonstah on 06-06-04 at 08:13 AM
LAST EDITED ON 06-06-04 AT 08:17 AM (EST)




It's spelled caffeine....babe.

Or maybe it is caff eine...


AKA: C8 H10 N4 O2

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by probably clueless on 06-06-04 at 08:26 AM
There ya go.

If this had been a real spelling test the national spelling bee assotiation would have directed you to the nearest dictionary for your safety, edification and enjoyment.


A Kittyloaf®Original
*But I can tawk bawston babe.*


"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by greenmonstah on 06-06-04 at 08:27 AM




I love it when you *tawk bawston* to me babe.

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by probably clueless on 06-06-04 at 08:39 AM
Its rare.

I have friends, a nice married couple I hang with occasionally who are from saveer Raveer. I'm often asked to translate.


A Kittyloaf®Original
*He's about 6'4, 358lbs with a mullet. She's about 98 lbs, shiny skirts like a belt and way too much make up...but I love'em*


"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by greenmonstah on 06-06-04 at 07:58 AM



I had a wholesome breakfast this morning: bananna (first thing- always!!!) oatmeal with blueberrys, freshly squeezed orange juice and Starbucks coffee.


And I have been instructed by HQ to say" "Clueless...he once had a sheep dog named Rory."

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by Silvergirl1 on 06-06-04 at 10:29 AM
My new answer to SPAM:

I'm sending you this email in hopes that you won't break the chain of good luck it brings. If you don't email it to 10 of your closest email buddies, and by closest, I mean anyone who will give you their email addy must be close to you, right? Whelp, send those 10 friends a copy of this email to avoid the following maladies: 1. Hair falling out. In case your hair does fall out, sign this disclaimer stating that the hair loss is no fault of this email. 2. Wrinkled skin. 3. The need to have your eyeglass prescription changed or updated. 4. greying hair 5. Getting older, period.

After sending it to your 10 losers buddies, please forward this email back to me, so I can copy all of the new sucker email addys to my address book. The next time I want to send out spam, I will send it to them first.

Oh, and in the words of Monty Python, "I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!"

Silvergirl

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by desert_rhino on 06-06-04 at 10:35 AM
You know, out here there's a tradition of using small animals like prairie dogs as targets... AKA "varminting," but it seems to me that there must be some way to hunt down these spammers and use them, instead.

Then I could participate and not feel ostracized for having moral concerns and issues relating to small animals.

-- JV


Would you still call it varminting, though?

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by pythonfan on 06-06-04 at 11:19 AM
Would it be spammiting?

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon.
~Charles Schultz

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by qwertypie on 06-06-04 at 11:20 AM
Hey JV, you could always send an e-mail to them directly telling how boring their posts are.

La Vida es un Tango!

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by KeithFan on 06-06-04 at 12:57 PM


Uhhhh, heh, heh, heh......he said mal_bates! Heh.


R.I.P.R.W.R.


"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by Captain_Savem on 06-07-04 at 01:21 PM
Every time I look at this I laugh. I can actually visualize Butthead saying it.

Too Funny!

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by Drive My Car on 06-06-04 at 01:09 PM
To answer your question Mr. Bates ( did you once own a motel by any chance?) anyway, NO I have no experience with internet scams, and tend to avoid them.
But thanks for asking.



"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by woeisme1 on 06-06-04 at 07:38 PM
Buggyyyy...

Perhaps I am having yet another blonde moment but I am confused.

My first thought was to wonder if anyone alerted Webby to this spammer. Then I wondered if we were just spose to ignore it if we weren't interested in the thread. Can you help this befuddled individual?

Sign me,

Befuddled

I really am unsure of the proper handling of such an issue and there is no sarcasm involved (just FTR) There is no way to tell if Webby has been alerted when the thread isn't locked

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by CantStandToLook on 06-06-04 at 09:52 PM
I think Webby has an alerter that buzzes him anytime Rory is mentioned. Cluelesses sheepdog is always to be the first reply to such a post and thereby Webby will know to come running.


Handcrafted by RollDdice
that's abosulte horsehockey of course but that's the way it should be..hehe

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by woeisme1 on 06-06-04 at 11:54 PM
Hi handsome I agree with you, of course, and you crack me up. Thank you.


Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by Drive My Car on 06-06-04 at 10:01 PM
Hi Woe, I didn't alert it, though I assumed someone had.
If I think I am the first person to see a scam spam post like this one, I do alert.
Sometimes on weekends it takes the Mods a little while to see the alerts.
I think they have lives *giggle*

But to answer your question, I didn't alert it.

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by woeisme1 on 06-06-04 at 11:56 PM
Thank you Buggy. I am never sure where the gray areas are since I am colorblind. And blonde which means dazed and confused regularly.


Fish and Game Officer of G.A.W.K.U.R's of OT

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 06-07-04 at 10:19 AM
Don't they leave these open for awhile so we can get some of the snarkiness out of our systems?

"RE: New Merchant account provider found, any experience ?"
Posted by Bebo on 06-07-04 at 01:10 PM
>I think they have lives *giggle*

Actually, we don't - we just put that statement in the guidelines so people wouldn't feel sorry for us.

In these cases, we sit around and bet who will be the first one to mention Rory, and how many replies will be posted before someone hits alert.

Then we eat pudding.

Have whip, will travel.

"Hey Bebo!"
Posted by Breezy on 06-07-04 at 01:14 PM

Any baby news?

"RE: Hey Bebo!"
Posted by Bebo on 06-07-04 at 01:15 PM
*waves to Breezy*

Baby is still in there.

My feet are way too big.

I'm ready to have this baby now.

Have whip, will travel.

"*hands Bebo*"
Posted by Breezy on 06-07-04 at 01:21 PM
A nice ice cold lemonade and a fluffy pillow to prop her feet up with.

I was trying to remember last week, when the due date was. You're close aren't you?


Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

"RE: *hands Bebo*"
Posted by Bebo on 06-07-04 at 01:31 PM
I was trying to remember last week, when the due date was. You're close aren't you?

I'm due two weeks from Wednesday.

Have whip, will travel.

"Got it"
Posted by Breezy on 06-07-04 at 01:32 PM
Try to get some rest! I had to sleep propped upright on the couch at this point in the pregnancy. Nothing else was comfortable.


*smooch*

"RE: Hey Bebo!"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-07-04 at 01:28 PM
*waves* to Bebo! I've been thinking about you and wondering if you'd had the baby yet.

"Hey you!"
Posted by Breezy on 06-07-04 at 01:46 PM

*waves to Nookie*

"Who me?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 06-07-04 at 01:51 PM
*smooches* Breezy