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"J.V.?"

Posted by beesknees on 04-29-04 at 12:08 PM
Could I borrow your sig pic line about killing threads? Just for a bit? I think I've killed 3 just this morning.

Actually, it's more like JV is the leader of a deadly network of assasins, and I'm one of his proteges: the Green Asp.

Beesknees: Thresd Assasin for hire. Just don't cross me.


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"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 04-29-04 at 12:18 PM



*giggle* I used to think I killed threads but then I convinced myself that I just like to get the last word in


An IceCat Classic


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by beesknees on 04-29-04 at 12:23 PM
Good point. But are you sure you wouldn't rather join a deadly thresd assassin ring instead? We'll give you a cool name...

"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 04-29-04 at 12:26 PM



Hmmmmmmm if I join, will JV make me wear one of those chain maille halter tops? Somehow I imagine it would be a little cold wearing one of those


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by beesknees on 04-29-04 at 12:36 PM
I haven't spoken to the boss yet, but I get the feeling that chain maille might be the uniform of choice. Of course, I already have mine. And I like the coldness of the steel pressed against my bosom.

I'll just ask him to line yours with silk.


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by desert_rhino on 04-29-04 at 04:27 PM
kidskin's so much more comfy, though.

"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by beesknees on 04-29-04 at 04:31 PM
You're right about the kidskins- Nookie should really like that. Soft like butta'.

Any thresds need handlin' for ya, Boss?


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 04-29-04 at 04:42 PM



Kidskin? Sounds too much like Silence of the Lamb *shudder*


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by brvnkrz on 04-29-04 at 12:25 PM
I like that Nookie. I'm gonna remember that. You are so wise.


if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me.
CASH Wine gopher


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by kyngsladye on 04-29-04 at 12:20 PM


*laughs* I've killed a few in my time also. Don't fret. Some threads live and some die. It's the circle of life.



La Métropole


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by Asrai on 04-29-04 at 12:23 PM
I have a sudden urge to watch The Lion King!!

ASRAI



"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by ballerina_of_doom on 04-29-04 at 12:22 PM
It could simply be a step in the world domination plan, too....yanno? ;)


ps...nice to meet you, too!


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by beesknees on 04-29-04 at 12:26 PM
It feels more like "the day after". Not a sound except for the cockroaches and my own breath.

Could I borrow your tutu, too? I think it will go well with my assassin image.


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by Estee on 04-29-04 at 12:36 PM
You could just change your name to Atropos.

"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by beesknees on 04-29-04 at 12:40 PM
Oooooooh, I LOVE that!

"In Greek mythology, Atropos was one of the three Moirae, the Fates, the female deities who supervised fate rather than determine it. Atropos was the fate who cut the thread or web of life. She was known as the "inflexible" or "inevitable" and cut this thread with the "abhorred shears."

Where do you get abhorred shears, anyway? Zellers?


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 04-29-04 at 12:38 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-29-04 AT 12:40 PM (EST)

There was a cowpoke out on the range, a mean one. We called him Thread-killin' Theodore. He could jus' walk into any ol' thread, even the lowest, meanest, killin'est kind--worse than AI on steroids--and level the joint with just one word. Thread-killin' Theodore was a mean ol' cuss that stopped a gay marriage thread cold in its tracks, brought a presidential thread to a screechin' halt in mid-post, and annihilated a "Who's the hottest babe on Baywatch" thread with one keystroke.
Folks now shudder at the approach of Thread-killin' Theodore. Been banned from most sites. Webbies can smell him comin'. Pray, pray, pray that he don't show up in these parts. No thread will be the same.

Edited cuz Sagebrush ain't got none of them there grammer skills.

CASH Secretary of Hospitality

Handcrafted by RollDdice

The fool that persists in his folly invites Thread-killin' Theodore in for a post.


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 04-29-04 at 12:44 PM



Thread-killin' Theodore. *SNORT*


can we call him TK-Teddy for short?


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by beesknees on 04-29-04 at 12:48 PM
Join the team. We could be the meanest, baddest, thresd killers on the web. I think there are some thresds on the second page that could use a thorough Theodore-ification.

Our motto: Show no mercy.


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by okaloosajohn on 04-29-04 at 04:30 PM
<singing>

Second page thresds.
They called 'em second page thresds.
From Second OT Ave A NEW!



"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by ginger on 04-29-04 at 04:34 PM

Besides, thanks to my timely planting of the rhino-boffs-car thresd, JV now sports a FAR more interesting "kill" line. One which you probably do not wish to borrow.


JV f___ Renaults. What do you do?

"Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by bacon on 04-29-04 at 04:50 PM
I know absolutely nothing about this poster, but i'm already willing to give you a spot in my cabinet for President of the United States of America. "Beesknees" is the coolest name on this board, with the exception of mine. What do you say???



"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by okaloosajohn on 04-29-04 at 04:55 PM
Well, yeah. But can Beesknees do the Lindy?



"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by ginger on 04-29-04 at 04:57 PM
Of course. She's the Cat's Meow.


Vo doh dee oh D'oh!

"Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho


"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by beesknees on 04-30-04 at 08:10 AM
I actually can do the Lindy. But my preference is to be called the Cat's Pyjamas.

"RE: J.V.?"
Posted by beesknees on 04-30-04 at 08:09 AM
Mr.Bacon- I would like to thank you for the nomination. I am truly honoured to be considered for such a prestigious position.

If it hasn't already been taken, I would be willing to fill the role of Surgeon General. As your Surgeon General, I will promote the consumption of smoked pork products as a vital and nutritious part of the day. I will also launch several information campaigns on the health benefits of slacking (decreases hypertension, and the possibility of strokes and heart disease), kung fu movies and of course, masturbation.

If you would like to know more about me, PM me. I'll tell you my position on lots of things.


"Smoke pork?"
Posted by okaloosajohn on 04-30-04 at 01:40 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-30-04 AT 01:40 PM (EST)

Isn't it hard to keep 'em lit?


Breathing new life into dead thresds today!


"RE: Smoke pork?"
Posted by beesknees on 04-30-04 at 01:55 PM
Damn you! Can't you see I'm trying to work here? Hello?

Atropos/The Green Asp is foiled again...


"RE: Smoke pork?"
Posted by grit on 04-30-04 at 02:12 PM
If you really wanted this thread to die, you should have called me.


I guarantee the thread is killed now. Just watch and see...


"RE: Smoke pork?"
Posted by beesknees on 04-30-04 at 02:19 PM
Then join the deadly thresd assassination ring. I've seen your work- you're a natural!

We have cool outfits, the best kung pow chicken moves you've ever seen, and our boss is a rhino. You can't go wrong!

Welcome to my world. Nice to meet ya'!


"Matrix?"
Posted by desert_rhino on 04-30-04 at 02:41 PM
There is no boss.

"RE: Matrix?"
Posted by beesknees on 04-30-04 at 02:48 PM
The Deadly Thresd Killer Matrix? Are we like a virus or something?

I was thinking more Kill Bill, but the Matrix works. I like the outfits better, anyway.


"RE: Smoke pork?"
Posted by Schnookie Palookie on 04-30-04 at 02:20 PM



I don't think so La La La La


I am the thread killer monstah!