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"Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by Bucky Katt on 03-16-04 at 05:10 PM
I do, his name is Dook.

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"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by ginger on 03-16-04 at 05:12 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-16-04 AT 05:12 PM (EST)

Stan. No wait, that's someone's penis.



Or someone's car.
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"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by Glow on 03-16-04 at 05:13 PM
Oreck. Yes, it's a brand name, but the Oreck broke and now we have a Hoover. I still call it Oreck.


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"Bucky wins."
Posted by FesterFan1 on 03-16-04 at 05:15 PM
Forever.

Fester
I named mine Vitale, and my carpeting Krzyzewski.

"Why?"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 03-16-04 at 05:17 PM
Do you hate your carpeting?

"RE: Bucky wins."
Posted by nailbone on 03-16-04 at 05:18 PM
Indeed. True brilliance.


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"RE: Bucky wins."
Posted by AugustGirl on 03-16-04 at 05:30 PM
I agree! Bucky wins.


Fester is a very, very close second. Very close.

"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by Lisapooh on 03-16-04 at 05:18 PM
Sir SucksALot (the attachements are called the Funky Bunch). the Swiffer is Marky Mark
"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by StarryLuna on 03-16-04 at 05:19 PM
ROFL Pooh, you're awesome!


Not that that's new information or anything...

"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by Spanky68 on 03-17-04 at 01:09 AM
I think I am more proud of the fact that I don't know what a "swiffer" is than the fact that I have a nameless vacuum.

"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by StarryLuna on 03-16-04 at 05:18 PM
Currently mine's called Piece-o-crap. I hope to replace it soon with a lovely new model that's on my wedding gift registry. I think my fiance wants to name it Ball-and-Chain.


Or is that what he wants to call me?

"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by ginger on 03-16-04 at 05:40 PM
Make sure he understands the HIS AND her nature of vacuuming. Or sucking. Or both.


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"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by Lisapooh on 03-16-04 at 06:12 PM
that just reminded me of my noxious first husband. The man had a habit of going back re-vacuuming after I had done it because I hadn't left the pattern properly. He felt diagonal swishes were the best way to do it.

I cannot believe I ever let that man see me naked

"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by Lisapooh on 03-16-04 at 06:14 PM
and I won't even bore you with the proper method of pant-folding seminars he used to conduct in our laundry room.
"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by RollDdice on 03-16-04 at 06:46 PM
Was his name Felix by any chance...?

"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by Lisapooh on 03-16-04 at 06:51 PM
Strangely enough, his name was Dickhead.
"LMAO!"
Posted by DSpunk on 03-16-04 at 07:10 PM
True or not, that's hilarious.


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"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by Tiger Lily on 03-16-04 at 06:50 PM
I *heart* you.


LMAO.

"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by MTW1961 on 03-16-04 at 07:56 PM
I would call mine "Hoover", but that's what I call my DW.


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"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by RollDdice on 03-17-04 at 00:51 AM
>I would call mine "Hoover", but that's what I call my DW.

So you've learned how to avoid her left jab, right uppercut combination?


"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by Wheezy on 03-16-04 at 07:57 PM

My vacuum's name is "i heart you, Bucky Katt"

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"RE: Does anyone else name their vacuum?"
Posted by ivoryElephant on 03-17-04 at 00:57 AM
I name my vacumn "Maria"

I don’t really give a damn which one of the two goes, as long as it ain’t me."-Sandra Diaz-Twine