LAST EDITED ON 09-03-01 AT 06:28 PM (EST)Just when you thought you knew what your children were reading..Age appropriate material.. or so you THINK! Along comes a SurvivorBlows hijack......Teen mags will NEVER be the same......
Pooh: The royal order of evil will now come to order!!! TRUE!! You have the floor first......
true: I need something good to read...
Jizzy has changed his name to 16_MagaZZine
true: LMAO!!!!!
Vamp: My blood runs cold.. my angel is a centerfold...
Jizzy: hehe.
Ayms: OMG! Don't look at page 48!!
Pooh: Why not?
Moon: Here... see for yourself! (_!_)
Jizzy: DOH!
Kismet enters the room
Ayms: OMG! There's a dingleberry on it!!!
moon: Ayms!! Your ass, your ass, your ass, is on FIRE!
Kismet: Wazzzzzup, peeps?
Vamp: *plucks out the peeps eyes*
moon You crazy, mama!
Vamp:*flips through the pages of the MagaZZine*
SirErist: Shut yo mouth.
Ayms: Are you a pinup Jizzmo?
16_magaZZine: I am a respectable teen mag!! hehe!
moon: Then why do I see (_!_) ?
Jizzy: Pin up THIS!
Pooh: Smells like ass in here....And I want my level of invlolvement to be significant!
Vamp: WHA???????!!!!
Kismet: Ok peeps....I can see there is evil in this place this evening..why didn't anyone call me??!!!
true: *gets out the fire hose for Ayms ass*
Vamp: OMG!! ROTFLMMFAO!! I thought that Pooh said bowel movement!!
Jizzy ???
true: OMG... LOL!
Pooh has changed her name to Pooh_Movement
true: Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
Vamp: ROTFLMAO!!!! I SWEAR, That is what I heard!
Jizzy: SpaZZy Vampy...
Pooh_Movement: When you gotta go.. you gotta go..
Jizzy: Uhhhhhhhhhhh....
true: LMAO!
Kismet: OK!! That's IT!! I am shutting this HOLE down due to unauthorized evilness..AND... for turning a wonderful, wholesome, youth magazine into a peep show!
Vamp: *plucks out the peeps eyes*
Kismet: Vampers!!!
Pooh: Peep porn!!! OMG! <click> I LOVE that!!!
Vamp: *turns into a bat and flies away*
Kismet: Ok everybody.. I want you to clear the area... RIGHT NOW!
Jizzy: A-HOOOOOOOOOOOO! *grabs crotch and spins*
Kismet throws everone out and locks up.
Kismet: That will teach THEM to have an evilness luncheon and not invite MOI!!!
"See, it's not about races...just places, faces...Where your blood
comes from is where your space is. I've seen the bright get duller... I'm not gonna spend my life being a color."
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
Buggy sneaks into that Blow Hole after hours, in an attempt to sabotage Vamp's blood supply....... (Wait.. there is no after hours at the Blow Hole!! Hahahahaha!)
Buggy: I'll teach that bloody eyed, no talent, transcript writin', midnight posting, coffee drinking, attention craving, bowl smoking, JiZZslapping, peep plucking, metal singing, Superhero loving, blood sucking, trouble making, bacon frying, whore posting, ass kissing, moonwalkin', glue sniffin', BeeeaaATtccccch to ever leave ME out of another transcript!!!!
Vamp sneaks up behind Buggy with her bloody eyes flowing profusely.....
Vamp: BUGGY!!!!!!!!
Buggy: *Buggy turns and looks at Vamp, screams and runs out the door* AAAcccckkk!!!!
Vamp: Heh heh heh! *turns into a bat and flies away*
"Leave me alone don't want your promises no more...'cause rock and roll is my religion and my law..." - Ozzy
Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska