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"CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by annie828 on 05-25-06 at 01:19 PM
This is Christie new line of work, after she fails with her jewlery and candles..

Good Luck Christie....you will do well in this line of work !

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"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by 26mitogo on 05-25-06 at 01:36 PM
annie828 ... OMG, that ad is WAY too funny! I love the "5k swim" insert!!! You should have put Allison's picture as the other "athlete"!

"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by Seabisquit on 05-25-06 at 01:41 PM
LOL annie828....you need to ad..drunken meth whore to the cover.
"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by annie828 on 05-25-06 at 02:08 PM
>annie828 ... OMG, that ad is
>WAY too funny! I
>love the "5k swim" insert!!!
> You should have put
>Allison's picture as the other
>"athlete"!
>
>


I wanted to put Ally on the other body, but I don't have a picture of her, and I am too lazy to hunt around the site looking for one.

HAHAHA I know that would of been funny though.

"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by jubeaners on 05-25-06 at 05:34 PM
annie828 you are hysterical!!!!! I love your sense of humor. I especially like the line "The Newest Face Of The NASTIEST Porn In LA". You are too funny, girl.
"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by turquiosedove on 05-25-06 at 11:30 PM
LOL thanks Annie i love your work. I wish someone could have taken her fat picture when they showed it when she first came on, all 300# of the con.
"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by annie828 on 05-26-06 at 00:31 AM
I wish someone
>could have taken her fat
>picture when they showed it
>when she first came on,
>all 300# of the con.
>
YOU MEAN THIS PICTURE !!!!!

HAHAHA

"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by sweet cheeks on 05-26-06 at 00:34 AM

Lordy you women do keep me laughing...hahahahahaha
"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by turquiosedove on 05-26-06 at 01:05 PM
Annie she was fatter, I think she had on a green dress
"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by annie828 on 05-26-06 at 09:22 PM
>Annie she was fatter, I think
>she had on a green
>dress

You know what is scarier than Christie...that you remember the color of her dress !!

"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by annie828 on 05-26-06 at 01:54 AM
OMG, that ad is WAY too funny! I love the "5k swim" insert!!! You should have put Allison's picture as the other "athlete"!

Your wish is my command

CHRISTIE & ALLEY....the 2 biggest SO DAW's

HAHAHA!!

"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by BimBo on 05-26-06 at 08:31 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
OH MY STOMACH......THATS FUNNY!!!!!

YOU GUYS ARE ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL!!! Who needs the show to go on when we have material like this to keep us entertained!!!!
THANK-YOU THANK-YOU THANK-YOU!!!!
"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by cronemoon on 05-26-06 at 08:57 AM
OMG...


=snort=
=giggle=
=wheeze=

taking hit off inhaler=

that is soooooooooooooo funny..

YOUR GREAT...

ditto
keep the funny photos comming

he he he he..

; )

"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by standinmytruth on 05-26-06 at 08:05 PM
ROFLMAO!!! It's the detail that knocks me out! The tatoo's with their own name in it is too funny. I gotta get one
"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by 26mitogo on 05-28-06 at 01:09 AM
Oh annie828 the picture with both Christie & Allison standing together after their "5k Swim" is awesome!! The tatoos ... great addition! And those swim caps - L-O-L!!!! Your version is better than I pictured. Thanks for your humor.

"CHRISTIE'S LAST FARWELL PICTURE...."
Posted by annie828 on 05-26-06 at 04:49 PM
LAST EDITED ON 05-27-06 AT 07:24 PM (EST)

THE TRUE CAST OF STARTING OVER MEDIA WHORES

I never thought of it when I did the original, but everyone thought it was from the 5K race...so I had to put matching shirts and medals on them....lets just call them:
THE S.O. MEDIA WHORE DEVILS! HAHAHA!

"RE: CHRISTIE'S LAST FARWELL PICTURE...."
Posted by standinmytruth on 05-26-06 at 08:07 PM
LOL for real!!! I love the pina colada plan. BTW, where is Toadi's other hand? Eeeew!
"RE: CHRISTIE'S LAST FARWELL PICTURE...."
Posted by snowflake2 on 05-26-06 at 11:13 PM
LOL, annie, that's the perfect face to go with the bottle of vodka and the vicodin!


"RE: CHRISTIE'S LAST FARWELL PICTURE...."
Posted by Seabisquit on 05-28-06 at 11:23 AM
annie, you gave me my memory book. Love, love, love it. Thank you so much.
Sooooooooooo Funny.
"RE: CHRISTIE'S LAST FARWELL PICTURE...."
Posted by standinmytruth on 05-28-06 at 11:49 AM
i love the sayings on the medals (hehehe) the new and improved t-shirts and cupcake are too much! you deserve a medal saying "real artist (not the christina kind)"
"CHRISTIE'S DREAM BODY......"
Posted by annie828 on 05-26-06 at 06:09 PM
IF ONLY.....HAHAHAHAHAH


...but this is what it would take.....drugs, booze....

"RE: CHRISTIE'S DREAM BODY......"
Posted by SeasonedRefinement on 05-26-06 at 06:30 PM
Annie,

You are BAD, BAD, BAD! That race picture? I think you've captured everything there was to capture, LOL!


"RE: CHRISTIE'S DREAM BODY......"
Posted by fairgame on 05-26-06 at 06:42 PM
OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! I'm lauphing so hard I have tears!
That picture with the 5K swim. HAHAHAHAH!
The pills and the booze, OMG I can't even type, I'm lauphing so hard! I don't know what to say, but this is the funniest page I've seen.

Thanks for the hard lauph!

"RE: CHRISTIE'S DREAM BODY......"
Posted by standinmytruth on 05-26-06 at 08:10 PM
She'd have to run a lot of 5k's to hae that bod. I love how you keep her face that pastey just out of rehab color that only our Christie has.
"RE: CHRISTIE...COVER MODEL!.. Her 1st job"
Posted by maryellennaco on 05-26-06 at 10:36 PM
OH.. MY... GAWD!!!!!! THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!!!!
Annie.... you RULE!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm about to blow sprite right out of my NOSE!! And I LUV,LUV, LLLLUUUUVVVVV that you put Allisham's face on the other "swimmer"
TOO DANG FUNNY!!!!! Thanks so much for the guffaws!!!
"What Christie did with her $1500"
Posted by annie828 on 05-27-06 at 01:14 AM

"RE: What Christie did with her $1500"
Posted by SeasonedRefinement on 05-27-06 at 06:39 AM
Annie,

This pic could be entitled, "Iyanla's Angels - The Sequel to Starting Over" or "792 Pounds in Bikinis". Love it!

BTW, the 5K race pic with these three is my favorite, but I cannot make out what Jill is holding. Solve this mystery for me?


"RE: What Christie did with her $1500"
Posted by annie828 on 05-27-06 at 10:02 AM
LAST EDITED ON 05-27-06 AT 10:28 AM (EST)

>Annie,
>
>This pic could be entitled, "Iyanla's
>Angels - The Sequel to
>Starting Over" or "792 Pounds
>in Bikinis". Love it!
>
>
>BTW, the 5K race pic with
>these three is my favorite,
>but I cannot make out
>what Jill is holding.
>Solve this mystery for me?
>
>
>
HAHA I know, it didn't turn out very well.....it is a CUPCAKE!

And I would like to thank SNOWFLAKE for the "one stop shop" of all the sourpuss faces of Christie...because we all know those are the faces of the "real" Christie


"RE: What Christie did with her $1500"
Posted by beautyboyknockout on 05-27-06 at 10:17 AM
LOL,LOL!!! I love the smug look on Crasstie and there's not a man in sight!
"RE: What Christie did with her $1500"
Posted by creepyoldwoman on 05-27-06 at 01:34 PM
I wanted to join in on the fun.

"CHRISTIES LOOT GETS STOLEN!"
Posted by annie828 on 05-28-06 at 01:12 AM
Hey, creepyoldwoman...I got your back...hahaha

OOPS, sorry Christie....you shouldn't of been sipping pina colada's at the beach....you snooze..you lose

"RE: CHRISTIES LOOT GETS STOLEN!"
Posted by SeasonedRefinement on 05-28-06 at 01:46 AM
Annie & creepyoldwoman,

Uh-oh...have you two joined forces? Will any HG be spared? (hope not! )

I've gotta give you credit for the attention to detail: the way those candles just fit in that bag...Christina's tote sacks slung dramatically over Denise's shoulder...those yummy yum charms dangling in the wind just waiting for a home - love it!

BTW, is Sommer flirtatiously winking at us or is that an errant pixel I see?

"RE: CHRISTIES LOOT GETS STOLEN!"
Posted by fairgame on 05-28-06 at 04:59 PM
Kim Bookout and Denise? LMAO ! HAHAHAHAHAHA. You are so funny.
The stack of Christie's candles, and the charms, and purses. LOL

Your detail is absolutely hilarious Funny stuff!

"RE: What Christie did with her $1500"
Posted by SeasonedRefinement on 05-27-06 at 02:01 PM
LAST EDITED ON 05-27-06 AT 02:02 PM (EST)

Annie wrote: HAHA I know, it didn't turn out very well.....it is a CUPCAKE!


Oh, I'm so glad you told me...NOW I can see it! Actually, I thought it was a pink and purple skull. My daughter thought it was one of those plastic models of the female reproductive system that usually sits on the gynecologist's desk. She said, "Yeah, because Jill was always talking about her tumors and her uterus or something". I told her that I didn't think so. LOL.


"CHRISTIE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Posted by annie828 on 05-27-06 at 06:30 PM
"RE: CHRISTIE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Posted by standinmytruth on 05-27-06 at 07:10 PM
congratulations christie! you deserve each other. my wedding gifts are in the mail: toadie's mask and a software program with spellcheck.

don't forget to send us romantic honeymoon pictures!

"RE: CHRISTIE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Posted by fairgame on 05-27-06 at 07:50 PM
LOL, Somebody get this girl a dictionary! PRONTO
"RE: CHRISTIE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Posted by BimBo on 05-28-06 at 07:52 AM
You guys are SOOOO FUNNY!!! You might want to copyright these pictures. Especially the clip of Christy's new body. LOL....She would probably like this one....it does her justice. She'll slap her signature on it(if she can spell it correctly),and it will become the next item up for bid.
In the meantime, please keep the pics coming, they're sooo funny and they only keep getting better. I'd join in on the fun, BUT I DON'T GET IT, WHAAAA, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THE FUNNY PITURE THING, WHAAAA!!
(sorry, I don't whine as well as christy does)
"RE: CHRISTIE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Posted by RebelToSociety on 05-28-06 at 09:08 AM
Lmao!!! Omg I had to log in for this one... I love it!

Christie's "faces" were the best + jill's shirt "I didn't Run"

ROTF! Do you mind if I keep some? They're just too good.

"RE: CHRISTIE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Posted by Incognito on 05-29-06 at 12:05 PM
fairgame wrote:
>LOL, Somebody get this girl a
>dictionary! PRONTO

Sorry. She's at least two years away from a dictionary. Flash cards are her only hope. Lordy, that computer has managed to add and subtract friends while she's away. I know!!! I figured it out!!! She's away from the couch to the bed? Sorry. I'm done. The mean streak in me knows it's bounds. I am Christied O-U-T.
Incognito
PS I am human and have frailties but hope to leave it alone from here on out.

"RE: CHRISTIE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Posted by creepyoldwoman on 05-28-06 at 10:32 AM
this is fun annie828.


"RE: CHRISTIE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Posted by SeasonedRefinement on 05-28-06 at 11:03 AM
Ahhh....I almost missed it! You edited post #12 to give them 5K medals. LOL! I'm telling you, the great stuff is in the details!

"RE: CHRISTIE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Posted by standinmytruth on 05-28-06 at 11:41 AM
LMAO!!! this story is better than anything on the show! can't wait for the next episode.
"RE: CHRISTIE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Posted by jubeaners on 05-28-06 at 12:17 PM
In #22, I'm wondering if the 2 kitty cats sniffing around Jodi are smelling something "fishy". HAHA, I'm sorry, I had to.
"RE: CHRISTIE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Posted by staceeturner on 05-28-06 at 12:37 PM
Thanks for the giggles, I don't know how these graphics are made still a little new to the whole internet-computer thing, oh well however you do it- it sure keeps me laughing hysterically! so thanks for a brighter day...

short&sassy

"CHRISTIE'S NEW AD ON MYSPACE"
Posted by annie828 on 05-28-06 at 12:56 PM
It warms my heart that you all love Christie...gag! haha

HAHAHAH

"RE: CHRISTIE'S NEW AD ON MYSPACE"
Posted by creepyoldwoman on 05-28-06 at 01:11 PM
ahhh, I am too late. She already had a "makeover"

"RE: CHRISTIE'S NEW AD ON MYSPACE"
Posted by creepyoldwoman on 05-28-06 at 02:24 PM
drat, I really need to erase more, I see.

"RE: CHRISTIE'S NEW AD ON MYSPACE"
Posted by standinmytruth on 05-28-06 at 02:40 PM
I'll have to keep an eye out for Christie and Toadie nuptial on the next prime time InStyle Celebrity Wedding Special. Certainly, Andy is their stylist
"RE: CHRISTIE'S NEW AD ON MYSPACE"
Posted by fairgame on 05-28-06 at 05:02 PM
>It warms my heart that you
>all love Christie...gag! haha
>
>
>
>
>HAHAHAH

This is sooooooooooooo funny. LMAO hahaha! I bet that is what Christie's body really looks like too. You crack me up! Where do you come up with this stuff?


"Christie's got a new HOBBIE!"
Posted by annie828 on 05-29-06 at 10:39 AM
Next thing you know Christie will be pole dancing at:
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS...NUDE NUDE NUDE! down on Labrea.

I think I'm done now...getting tired at looking at Christie's ugly mug

"RE: Christie's got a new HOBBIE!"
Posted by creepyoldwoman on 05-29-06 at 11:56 AM
yes, I agree. I am getting tired of photoshopping her. lol.My husband was really perplexed by what images are gracing my desktop now. But so many DAWS so little time, right?
Here's my last installment using one of your Christie masterpieces, Annie828. It's been fun!

"RE: Christie's got a new HOBBIE!"
Posted by maryellennaco on 05-29-06 at 06:11 PM
BRAVO!! BRAVO!! BRAVO!! Annie828 & Creepyoldwoman!!!!

Standing up and clapping!!
WOOOHOOO!!!!!

BRAVO!! BRAVO!! BRAVO!!!

"RE: Christie's got a new HOBBIE!"
Posted by fairgame on 05-29-06 at 10:40 PM
>BRAVO!! BRAVO!! BRAVO!! Annie828 & Creepyoldwoman!!!!
>
>
>Standing up and clapping!!
>WOOOHOOO!!!!!
>
>BRAVO!! BRAVO!! BRAVO!!!

I second that!!!!! This stuff is great!


"RE: Christie's got a new HOBBIE!"
Posted by c_ya_so on 05-29-06 at 07:05 PM
i just joined so i can has some fun, my god christie's butt is huge in all your pictures! too funny. these are great photo's. i especially like the add for her breast implants. haha