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"Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by snowflake2 on 05-09-06 at 03:02 PM
Are Christie's frequent "sourpuss" facial expressions a reflection of her judgemental, resentful personality? For someone who thinks she's so beautiful, and wants so desperately to be a model, she really makes some dorky, unpleasant faces:

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"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by annie828 on 05-09-06 at 03:53 PM
"Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"

Now that is just plain being way too kind. She had the nerve to call Jodi "arrogant" that's the pot calling the kettle black...

Christie seems to think it is okay to call others out but the second someone calls her out on her crap....she has a snotty fit!
gets really defensive....no Christie, you have no faults...your just "perfect"

Christie...people who live in glass houses......

And by the way, by the looks of those pictures.....you aint no model....you are one ugly plain Jane. JMO

"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by Bellachic on 05-09-06 at 04:20 PM
All you're missing is a text balloon stating 'I'm so pissed!'
"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by eire_heart74 on 05-09-06 at 08:20 PM
>All you're missing is a text
>balloon stating 'I'm so pissed!'
>

Oh Bellachic you took the words right out of my mouth!!! Excellent!

"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by GoodnightLittleBear on 05-09-06 at 04:26 PM
She looks like E.T. in that last pic. LOL
"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by petmama on 05-09-06 at 04:44 PM
In the first one, she's in bed with Jodi. AGAIN.
"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by maryellennaco on 05-09-06 at 05:44 PM
Great pictures Snow!! I still can't understand why she & Toadie are always laying around together... Who does this in real life with their friends?? All that stroking each other starts to look like foreplay or something... EEERRRPPP!!!
"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by Twinkles on 05-09-06 at 05:52 PM
The top right and bottom right pics had me thinking about the Clampetts, no the banker woman, no the Clampetts and then the music of the Beverly Hillbillies just started playing in my head. Maybe the comments about the granny mouth expression and the granny mouth added to it. Sorry to sully the name of a cool show...

"Come and listen to a story bout a man name Jed...."

"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by snowflake2 on 05-09-06 at 06:24 PM


"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by Twinkles on 05-09-06 at 06:30 PM
LOLOLOLOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thank you for that.
(actually that picture of Rhonda fits, too)

"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by snowflake2 on 05-09-06 at 06:33 PM


"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by AmazonBlue on 05-09-06 at 07:53 PM
Gee Grandma! The voice SO Goes with the face! That is excellent! For weeks,I just cringe everytime she speaks with her cracky, cracky, grandma voice..
"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by Pooj on 05-09-06 at 07:07 PM
Snowflake2, these are ..... priceless!!!!
"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by SeasonedRefinement on 05-09-06 at 08:21 PM
Well, well, RTVW's official shutterbug is feeling creative! That's always a blast. Numbers 3, 6, and 12 are the best. The shape of the mouth on #3 is just a perfect to insert a cigar.

I love the Beverly Hillbillies photo. Our favorite model, Christie, does bear a slight resemblance to Mr. Drysdale's assistant, Miss Hathaway (a/k/a Miz Jane to her hillbilly pals). Actually, with a little make-up and airbrushing, Jane Hathaway had a better shot at fashion modeling than Christie (she had that long, lanky look, lol).

Could Christie get used to photographers catching her at her worst? Would we see her admiring these photos like she did her "modeling" pics? Would the same sense of wonder be evident on her face? If Christie was a real celeb, Snowflake could negotiate a tidy little sum for such unflattering images. A really big catch is getting ugly pics of models and beautiful actresses. Are you ready Christie? CLICK!


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"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by snowflake2 on 05-09-06 at 10:16 PM
Oh, Christie provides ample opportunity for capturing unflattering pics...especially for someone who considers SO a launchpad for a modeling career.

I can just imagine the loads of glamorous Hollywood offers Christie is mulling over, along with her other two SO buddies who are soooo beautiful they needed "reels" put together for them. Wow, maybe they'll get lucky and find a vehicle they can star in together.

My suggestion:

Kinda makes you forget Lucy Liu, Drew Barrymore, & Cameron Diaz, no? As well as all the original "Angels".

"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by Boots12565 on 05-10-06 at 00:35 AM
>Oh, Christie provides ample opportunity for
>capturing unflattering pics...especially for someone
>who considers SO a launchpad
>for a modeling career.
>
>I can just imagine the loads
>of glamorous Hollywood offers Christie
>is mulling over, along with
>her other two SO buddies
>who are soooo beautiful they
>needed "reels" put together for
>them. Wow, maybe they'll
>get lucky and find a
>vehicle they can star in
>together.
>
>My suggestion:
>
>
>Kinda makes you forget Lucy Liu,
>Drew Barrymore, & Cameron Diaz,
>no? As well as
>all the original "Angels".
>
>
>
>
>
>
Lovin It!!Great Pics SF2-PEACE

"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by snowflake2 on 05-09-06 at 10:25 PM

I feel prissy,
Oh, so prissy,
I feel prissy and b*tchy and uptight!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so prissy
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the prissy girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a prissy face,
Such a prissy dress,
Such a prissy smile,
Such a prissy me!

(Ooops, I mean pretty)

P.S. You should see me in my glasses!

"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by SeasonedRefinement on 05-09-06 at 11:41 PM
Why do heads super-imposed on other bodies makes me laugh so much?

No, seriously, these pics are good! The starlets should be able to pass them off as professional, just like the reels they have! Steven Spielberg and Quentin Tarantino may come to fisticuffs (love that word...) over who gets to premiere this fresh, new talent!

OK, Snowflake...you can hide behind that cyber-moniker as long as you want. We KNOW you do this type of thing for a living. This board is just your place to kick back and decompress, right? ;)

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"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by Incognito on 05-10-06 at 00:21 AM
SeasonedRefinement writes:
>Why do heads super-imposed on other
>bodies makes me laugh so
>much?
>
>No, seriously, these pics are good!
> The starlets should be
>able to pass them off
>as professional, just like the
>reels they have! Steven
>Spielberg and Quentin Tarantino may
>come to fisticuffs (love that
>word...) over who gets to
>premiere this fresh, new talent!
>
>OK, Snowflake...you can hide behind that
>cyber-moniker as long as you want. We
>KNOW you do this type of thing for a living.
>This board is just your place to kick back
>and decompress, right? ;)

Absolutely gottabe!!! The shriek that just came outta me brought my long lost kitty and one and only doggie back to life!!! (Husband is recovering nicely. Oooopppsssies...) Kelly looks great. Can you put her makeover look on that body?
Incognito


"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by JustBNMe on 05-10-06 at 00:34 AM
OMG snowflake I about spit my pop on the computer monitor when the pictures popped up on the screen. It was so needed after a long crappy day at work LOL Thank you thank you thank you
"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by Twinkles on 05-10-06 at 01:34 AM
I can imagine them on the Mean Girls ad but I don't have Photo Shop or the TV tuner set up to do all that.
"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by Anne18 on 05-10-06 at 02:56 AM
Snowflake,

Thank you for the pictures and the song! It is soooo perfect and am laughing so hard! LOL Thank you!

Anne

"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by Juliejo on 05-10-06 at 09:28 AM
The pictures are sooooooooooo funny and I havent laughed so hard in a long long time.
Too funny
"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by staceeturner on 05-10-06 at 01:49 PM
Thank you for making my rotten day a little better I just laughed and laughed, that was some great graphics!~

short&sassy

"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by maryellennaco on 05-10-06 at 05:35 PM
Snow, those pictures are PRICELESS!!!! I absolutely laughed out loud at the Charlie's Angels.... HILARIOUS!!! YOU ROCK!!
"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by snowflake2 on 05-10-06 at 08:07 PM
LOL, thanks guys!

Here is another pic for Christie's modeling portfolio...from today's group session...


"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by maryellennaco on 05-11-06 at 01:06 AM
Oochie Mama!!! Those tree trunk legs!! Think the 5k is gonna shape those things up??
"RE: Christie's dorky "sour puss" facial expressions"
Posted by standinmytruth on 05-11-06 at 01:18 AM
snowflake, you do such good important work. can i help fund your organization or offer free t-shirts?