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LAST EDITED ON 10-11-03 AT 09:22 PM (EST)

I found these things on the Yahoo Schmoe boards and brought them to this board so other fanatics like myself would not have to go surfing to find new info (it can be soooo time consuming).

ENJOY:

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yzzzguy <yzzzguy@hotmail.com> wrote:
Thought y'all might like this. Just something that I killed time with
yesterday:

Joeschmocabulary
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Hutch: a generic word for vulgarity and derision. Examples:

"What a Hutchhole!"
"Well, dude...you're Hutched!"
"Hutch you!"

"Jawbone of an Ashleigh": a physical deformity of the jaw which
allows one to fit one's entire fist in one's mouth.

MKG Disease: a mental condition cycling between periods of poverty
and slacking to periods of hyperactivity and extreme incredulity.
Physical symptoms include bulging eyes and verbal outbursts of "What
is going on?!" in a high-pitched voice.

HEARLing: the act of regurgitating while massaging feet ravaged by
athlete's foot and jungle rot.

Jerrimanthering: the act of completely dissing all of the
performances during a talent show.

Hive Turkey: a person whose serious acting career is in jeopardy
after being seen on a nationwide television show in a silly-looking
bee costume.

Ginatic Engineering: the field of study which is oriented to
attempting to alter the outcome of a contest via convoluted and
faulty strategy.

Mollycuddling: a common dream element shared by many men following a
viewing of "The Joe Schmo Show".

Brianerd: a term of affection for that lovable male friend
characterised by a willingness to drop trou and show off a "nut
knuckle" at a moment's notice.

Nicknackdoctorpattyquack: a term of derision applied to a partially
ineffective marriage and family counselor.

Kiptomyloo: the act of asking a gay male friend over to your bathroom
to explain the operation of a bidet.

Williamsberg: the social act of being completely cold toward one's
girlfriend who appears to have declining sexual mores.

Transchmogrify: the act of converting either a newbie to reality
shows or one who is burned out on them toward watching "The Joe Schmo
Show".

He he. I HAVE no life!

Guy
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Okay I thought the "dictionary" was a hoot.

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• Oh my God!,Guppin1234, 00:03 AM, 10-12-03
  • RE: Oh my God!,woeisme1, 02:45 AM, 10-12-03
    • I'm back,Guppin1234, 03:31 PM, 10-12-03
      • RE: I'm back,woeisme1, 06:31 PM, 10-12-03
        • RE: I'm back,Guppin1234, 10:00 PM, 10-12-03
• Imagine if Matt had seen these..,OceansAngel16, 01:33 AM, 10-12-03
  • Another bug-eye moment,Guppin1234, 02:18 AM, 10-12-03
    • RE: Another bug-eye moment,OceansAngel16, 01:48 PM, 10-12-03
      • RE: Another bug-eye moment,Guppin1234, 03:35 PM, 10-12-03
        • RE: Another bug-eye moment,OceansAngel16, 09:10 PM, 10-12-03
• RE: Molly fans and other madness,Neffer, 06:11 PM, 10-13-03
  • RE: Molly fans and other madness,woeisme1, 10:14 PM, 10-13-03

Woeisme - you are too funny. I have tears running down my face, and I CAN'T SEE WHEN YOU TOUCH ME LIKE THAT!

Her face in that first picture, she seems like she's feeling ambiguously nude, and her hands are so distortedly big. Is she posing in front of a church?

That third picture must be for guys with wall-eye disease!

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It was hard to decide, but these were the absolute best:

Hutch: a generic word for vulgarity and derision. Examples:

"What a Hutchhole!"
"Well, dude...you're Hutched!"
"Hutch you!"

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You must consider writing a summary for one of these shows sometime. Have you ever seen the movie Johnny Dangerously - fargin icehole and bastage are two of my favorites.

I think I just messed myself, gotta change now.

Ciao baby!

Guppin- Thank you oh so much, but stop crying cuz I want you to see me when I touch you like that--makes it better for ME (which the world does revolve around in case you didn't get the memo -lol). Least I could do since you touch me like that so often and on so many levels. So I done good huh? Too bad I didn't write that "dictionary" and only copied it from another site. But still. I would love to digress on one of the summaries sometime. Do you think I'm still qualified?

Yes I have seen Johhny Dangerously (it's my son's favorite, second only to the Princess Bride-"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die") a number of times. Kinda essplains my sense of humor.

Kinda looks like a church but I can't tell for sure.

Guppin, what is wall-eye disease? I really don't know and the only walleye I'm aware of are fish.

When you're done changing get back to me okay?

Much Aloha, Woe

If you need me you can find me --fantasizing about my reality so I can realize my fantasy......

Are your sure yzz isn't your alias?

Even if you didn't write it, still, thanks.

Wall-eye disease is a fish thing, causes the lense to be rounded, so to speak. Perfect for Molly and helps with visual aids for guys.

Okay, I have just one more question for you:

Do you think that Hutch's crotchless panties are the man's answer to the wonder bra?

No yzz is (sadly) NOT my alias--I'm still woe on yahoo too. I notice you didn't comment on my qualifications due to that fact. More's the pity.

As an avid fiherperson I should have known what wall-eye was. Forgive me for having a Molly moment. You can quote me on this new terminology if you like.

I'm not sure where I stand on the crotchless panty issue but thinking about it makes me wish I had a pair on. Gotta dash my cat is screaming at me so I must investigate.

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My oversight. Yes, definitely write a summary. Everyone should at least once, gotta be prepared to take some fluff and other stuff if you do.

Molly moment, on a somber note, she doesn't exactly look like she's enjoying herself, she almost looks forced until the photo with her eyes closed.

What would have happened if Matt had seen similar pictures before he went into the mansion? THAT would have been interesting! someone like Ashliegh should have planted something like that in his room...

That's a good idea. You should have helped develop the show.

lol, Thank you! I'm begining to think that would make things more complicated for the girl who plays Molly though.. How would a Christian virgin explain those pictures?

"I took those for my boyfriend so he wouldn't be lonely while I was gone"

Or they could have had Hutch looking at them and show them to Matt... But that would probably get him sent to the hospital with a more serious injury than what Dr. P had... But it WOULD get ratings..

How would she explain it? Well, she could say it was for a church fund raiser or perhaps it was her evil twin Golly.

As far as Hutch, he'd be singin' to Molly/Golly in the ambulance:
"When I think ABOUT you I touch myself, ooo ooo ooo!

LOL!

Yes.. a church fund raiser! I doubt he would believe about Golly though... Hmm....

Wow. My Joeschmocabulary was lacking. I had been Transchmogrified and didn't even know it!

Neffer

Glad to be of service!!!!!

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