LAST EDITED ON 10-03-03 AT 11:40 AM (EST)

If you were a producer, what storyline would you add to make Matt completely lose his mind? How far would you go?

I'd like to see Kip try to turn to straight and end up getting both Molly and Ashleigh pregnant. Then Molly's boyfriend comes back, professes he's gay and starts a relationship with Kip. That would be beautiful. I love this show.

• RE: Chocolate Covered Stripper Here,Deonna, 11:51 AM, 10-03-03
• Now that would be outrageous,Neffer, 07:13 PM, 10-03-03
• It's like sitting by the camp fire,Guppin1234, 11:07 PM, 10-03-03
  • RE: It's like sitting by the camp fire,Duotone, 11:41 PM, 10-03-03
    • RE: It's like sitting by the camp fire,OceansAngel16, 00:49 AM, 10-04-03
      • RE: It's like sitting by the camp fire,Duotone, 12:15 PM, 10-04-03
        • RE: It's like sitting by the camp fire,OceansAngel16, 05:17 PM, 10-06-03
      • RE: They know him,Rabies, 11:39 PM, 10-05-03
  • RE: It's like sitting by the camp fire,woeisme1, 02:18 AM, 10-10-03
• RE: Chocolate Covered Stripper Here,Christaisajackass, 07:36 PM, 10-08-03
  • RE: Chocolate Covered Ralphy Here,Guppin1234, 04:32 PM, 10-10-03
    • RE: Chocolate Covered Ralphy Here,OceansAngel16, 04:47 PM, 10-10-03
      • RE: Chocolate Covered Ralphy Here,Guppin1234, 02:13 AM, 10-11-03
        • RE: Chocolate Covered Ralphy Here,OceansAngel16, 12:29 PM, 10-11-03
          • RE: Chocolate Covered Ralphy Here,Guppin1234, 03:41 PM, 10-11-03
            • RE: Chocolate Covered Ralphy Here,erikman, 04:36 PM, 10-11-03
              • Toy Surprise,Guppin1234, 00:10 AM, 10-12-03
                • RE: Toy Surprise,woeisme1, 03:21 AM, 10-12-03
                  • RE: Toy Surprise,Guppin1234, 03:55 PM, 10-12-03
              • RE: Chocolate Covered Ralphy Here,OceansAngel16, 01:30 AM, 10-12-03
                • RE: Chocolate Covered Ralphy Here,erikman, 03:06 AM, 10-12-03

They should have played out the Dr. Pat and Hutch thing more. They should have had all the girls fighting over Hutch!

LAST EDITED ON 10-03-03 AT 07:14 PM (EST)

What a huge pill that would be to get down! I think our Schmo would gag on that level of absurdity.

-Neffer

How about an interactive reality show? We could take the posters from this board, and they could each write an episode taking off where the last one left off. We can only cast smarmy producers though.

Sounds like Joe Schmo the home game. Here's another show: I think they should fire the host and ask Matt to finish out the show playing both parts--they give him a wig and try to make him look like the host so the audience won't notice. Then the smarmy host is rehired and accuses Matt of trying to get all the attention and tries to sabotage Matt by rigging games and spreading rumors about him. Matt complains to the producers then the host bribes Matt with $10,000 if he'll keep quiet about it, so he can keep his job. Matt accepts the money and they agree to get along. Matt then finds out that Ashleigh's bank account has been tampered with...she's missing 15 grand...he's screwed. Could happen.

But the games are already rigged..... Plus thats far too confusing and I doubt Matt could _EVER_ look like Ralph, there is just no way that could happen... And since the games are already rigged, what would happen if one of the games Matt was supposed to lose for immunity, he won? I know for the first game they changed the answers but what if he had won something like the chocolate coverd stripper challange? That would be impossible for the producers to get out of..

You don't get it. Of course Matt can't look like Ralph, that's why it would be funny to see him try. I know the games are already rigged, but Matt doesn't know. Ralph will blatantly, obviously rig the games by changing rules so Matt notices and will get ticked off. It doesn't matter if Matt wins or not, that's not the point. The point is to make him angry so he goes to the producers. Sigh.

Sorry, must've been the fact that you said "so the audiance doesn't notice" that made me think you thought Matt could pull off looking like Ralph. And I highly doubt the actors would allow something so cruel to happen to Matt, plus would Matt really participate in the challanges and the games if Ralph blatantly showed the games were rigged? I know I wouldn't even bother. Matt would be ticked off but he'd probably sit somewhere and watch not bothering to try. Some of the others might not even bother as well because it would be too confusing for them to follow the rules and the results. Remember the problem with that underware game? it would be like that constantly, and a lot easier for the actors to slip up and spoil the show, and give it away to Matt.

I have no doubt in my mind that the producers knew full well that Matt despises chocolate. People on these kinds of shows are rigorously interviewed, and profiled, etc. I can't see how this would not have come up in a simple "likes and dislikes" type of questionaire, early on in contestant interviewing.

Hmmmmmmmmm.... what a delightful idea. I like it. ALOT.

outside a dog, a book is man's best friend, inside a dog it's too dark to read-Groucho Marx

I like Duotone's idea. I think it would be funny for Matt to stumble into a room with Kip and the host making out.

...or how about Ralph and the fake TV exec in bed together, then Matt bolts out of the room only to meet Brian in the hallway headed towards Ralph's room with a bowl full of carrots?

"Let's hop on the good foot and do the baaad thing baby." - Austin Powers

Maybe add Molly in there somewhere... and after he runs past Brian, he finds Ashliegh and Hutch necking in the kictchen...

Poor Matt, everybody is getting some except him. He'd become depressed, go outside and see two connected dragonflys flying by. "Hey, Hutch, where did those crotchless panties go?" - Matt

yeah poor Matt..Hutch was the first to get some, the person he hates the most.. His self confidence must have dropped a little bit with that, maybe it went back up after he found it was all an act?

Maybe. I hope he changes his mind and does some interviews. He has no reason to beat himself up, it's highly unlikely anyone would guess that they are actors.

what i hear spike won't alow him interviews till the show is done. i bet he would love to do interviews, becouse once the show is over people will forget about him. thats another reason i think he makes more then 100,000 so he does'nt talk till the show ends. the main point of the show is the suprise at the end. and if matt is realy pissed he blows the suprise.

Sounds good to me.

Check out the post on Molly Madness - it's hilarious.

Guppin- Thank you for that glowing review of my work! Have you checked out my newest post on the Ralph of Joe Schmo page? Has the link to interviews with Ralph, Molly, Ashleigh (or however you spell it--what a cruel joke to give your kid a name like that) and Jerri from survivor as well as a recap of those interviews. Some start out with the trailer from the show and some don't (I forgot to mention that in my review) but if you have nothing better to do go to the link and listen for yourself.

BTW here's another thought:If you have to beat your horse to get it up the hill - it's time to get a different horse.

Helpfull hints:
replace the word horse with employee, boy/girlfriend, president,etc
replace the word beat with prod, reprimand, scold, implore, etc
replace the word hill with job, task, chore, etc

And by golly this game is fun LOL and so helpfull in life.

Buh bye
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Yes, I have seen it, and I couldn't get it to play back. I'm going to try again later though. I have to go back to working for the man for most of the day today. Take care.

if he is THAT upset, he may want nothing to do with the show ever again

>if he is THAT upset, he
>may want nothing to do
>with the show ever again
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if he is real upset he would spill the beans on the show, what ccan they do take him to court, any jury would be on his side, he holds the cards till the 28