Matt hates chocolate. He hates the smell of it. He hates the taste of it. He hates it so much, he holds his nose and gags. I am totally baffled. I have never seen such hatred for the greatest treat known to man... CHOCOLATE!!!!! I think 2 of Matt's 5 senses are f*cked up.
I wouldn't go as far as saying that about his senses, some people like the smell and tate of things and other people hate them... Maybe his hate for chocolate stemmed from a bad experiance when he was a kid?
I love chocolate a lot! I think that it is the world’s greatest food. But, I would have been gagging too if I had to lick it off a hooker. I have to agree with the Molly character on that one. Maybe for the guy’s it was a great idea, but as a women, it was a little over the top for me. This show was not written for women, but it appears to me that half the people on this board are women.
It was all it took for Matt to keep his tug boat at bay. He must have really pinched a loaf on that one... too funny.
Poor Matt. First his favourite adult film star is practically naked on a table, then he gets to rub honey all over a "virgin" in a rather skimpy swimsuit, and then he gets to lick chocolate off a stripper (even though he doesn't like chocolate, most guys would die to be able to do something like that) What form of torture do you figure they will put him through next?
"pinched a loaf"??LOL!!
You mean he took a dump (went to the bathroom) after that competition??
It's funny, but I just don't get it....
Pinch a loaf generally means leave a bowel movement, but in Matt's case it could also mean a little tug boat action.
I think it would have been much more interesting if the two ladies would have had a *male* choco-model. But then again, Spike is "the first network for men", so I guess they wanted a little "girl on girl action".the ghost cat
"God has created the cat to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger."
"caressing the tiger" - are you coming on to me?
*smack* you naughty boy!I love cats, and I love tigers. What else do you need to know?
"God has created the cat to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger."
Me too. I used to have this cat that would hiss with a lisp. Spit everywhere. Too funny.
I can relate to Matt's distaste (no pun intended) for chocolate. I don't like chocolate either. Actually no one in my family tree really likes it. hmmmmmm....
outside a dog, a book is man's best friend, inside a dog it's too dark to read-Groucho Marx
My sister-in-law is violently opposed to the taste and smell of chocolate too. I mean, she HATES chocolate. Weird. When she and my brother were dating, my wife and I would occasionally go on double dates with them to dinner and movies. I usually made sure that I sat next to her in the theater so I could drop my Sno-Caps into her popcorn when she wasn't looking. Heheheheh....