Yeah right, a trip where they pay off everybody from the Stewardess to the room service dude to do little things to ruin his trip. "OH, are those crabs on your hotel bed sheets, I'm so sorry."
- Maid
"Oh, the producers didn't tell you, your stay is for seven days but they only paid for four." - Hotel check-in
"Hey, aren't you that guy on Joe Schmo?" - the flash mob that constantly surrounds him every time he bends over, goes to the bathroom, goes out to eat or sight seeing.
"By the way, I jizzed in your morning coffee." - the wanna be Hutch room service guy
"We've been watching you in your room via our smoke detector hidden camera, you don't mind do you?" - The concierge