LAST EDITED ON 08-13-04 AT 03:42 PM (EST)

Okay, we've seen Jeff Haas tell us about those flowery Ralph-as-Derek Rejection Ceremony intros on "Joe Schmo 2." I started making up a few on that thread. Now, let's see if you can make up one or more of your own. I'll give you the ones that I've already posted to fuel your imagination. And they all begin the same:

"Love. That's why we're all here. But tonight, one of you will..."

Here's my posted list from Jeff Haas' thread:

<*> ...say goodbye to love's golden glow and feel the cold icicle of rejection.
<*> ...have to be thrown out of love's Ritz-Carlton penthouse and take up room and board in rejection's dormotory hostel.
<*> ...be losing the boarding pass to "The Love Boat" and sail off into the sunrise on rejection's dinghy.
<*> ...have their love license expire and be sent into the waiting line of rejection's DMV.
<*> ...strike out with the bases loaded and two outs trailing by three runs in the bottom of the ninth inning of love's baseball game, and then be forced to take the cold shower of rejection.
<*> ...be thrown from love's top-shelf of top-notch groceries into the day-old discount bin called rejection.
<*> ...be placed under arrest by the police department of love and thrown into rejection's lonely jail cell.
<*> ...be walking off the plank of love's pirate ship into rejection's cold, shark infested waters.
<*> ...be forced out of the big city called love and forced to move to the backwater town of rejection.
<*> ...be kicked out of love's household and take up residence in rejection's doghouse.

Be creative, be funny, be...yourself! That's all I ask of you, so start submitting!

• RE: Let's Make Up Our Own Rejection Ceremony Introductions!,Draco Malfoy, 09:49 AM, 08-13-04
  • RE: Let's Make Up Our Own Rejection Ceremony Introductions!,NOZENUGGETS, 03:38 PM, 08-13-04

... will have your credit card for Love's Sak's Fifth Avenue cut up and be forced to shop at Rejection's Big Lots!.

... will be kicked out of the bed of love's lead singer and will have to settle for rejection's drummer.

Oh, Draco, those were excellent!