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"The REAL reason Joe took his hand off the hooker"
Posted by luker99s on 09-13-03 at 05:13 PM
If the show is real, and I'm not convinced yet that it isn't, than there is an obvious reason why he took his hand off the hooker.

Joe knew her name, meaning he was obviously a fan and had probably had some fun watching her on video before.
The keeper: Joe admits he isnt sure how long he can stand there with his hand on her breast without (not in his words) his third leg coming to attention.

So here's the obvious reason: Joe did not care about having his own room, he was worried about catching wood and everyone in the world seeing it on camera! He quit before "little Joe" decided to say "Hi" to the pornstar.

Hey, I think I'd have the same problem.

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"RE: The REAL reason Joe took his hand off the hooker"
Posted by Lumster on 09-13-03 at 09:35 PM
This is perhaps the most intelligent thing I've read in this forum so far! That is so true!! He was probably already catchin' some wood and hence the fast self-elimination because it would be far less embarrassing. Could you imagine the cameras catching that?
"RE: The REAL reason Joe took his hand off the hooker"
Posted by Guppin1234 on 09-14-03 at 04:45 PM
Okay, but he was talking about his TUG boat. I don't think these people have any shame.
"RE: The REAL reason Joe took his hand off the hooker"
Posted by Zume on 09-15-03 at 03:47 PM
I think that putting your hand on porn-star is cool. Keeping your hand on there is OK. Keeping your hand on her for what could be a long long time is bad. Looking at the porn-star without your hand on her boob, but with other hands on her is good. Sleeping in a big bed with a guy with bad foot fungus is bad. Sleeping in a bed in a much smaller room is OK. You do the math... joe did.
"RE: The REAL reason Joe took his hand off the hooker"
Posted by Neffer on 09-16-03 at 06:27 PM
I have to agree with the Lumster. I was thinking the very same thing as Luker99 when I saw that game play out. Schmo definitely seemed excited at the outset. Very likely *too* excited.

Seriously, my thoughts during the commercial were actually that the shock that they alluded to was going to be that Schmo's soldier would stand at attention and gross out the other people standing around him. If that game had been real, that wouldn't be a bad tactic!

--Neffer in the Great White North (which is sunny and not white right now)